Naked Reader Book Club Discussion: MILE HIGH CLUB and DO NOT DISTURB, edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel (7-11 PM EST)

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Naked Reader Book Club Discussion: MILE HIGH CLUB and DO NOT DISTURB, edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel (7-11 PM EST)

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Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Andromeda
They do have sex, but not until the fourth book when they're married. and then she gets preggers and there's a horribly graphic scene when she's giving birth and the baby is clawing her way out and her blood vessels are popping and other ... more
I won't lie, that made me want to read the whole series now, lol
08/24/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
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Originally posted by Kristina Wright
LOL... I haven't read the Twilight books, but I think ya'll have ruined them for me. I like my vampires to have SEX.
yeah, if you're looking for sex, don't bother. They FINALLY (spoiler coming for those that haven't read it...) get married, get to the honeymoon locale, she strips down naked and you turn the page and...she's waking up the next morning. EVERY adult I know that read it checked about 9 times to see if their book was missing a page or if they were stuck together. It's painfully anti-climactic.

Supposedly, however, there's an adult version of Breaking Dawn out there that Stephenie Meyer wrote as a bday gift for her sister or friend or something or other. I'd love to get my hands on a copy of that.
08/24/2010
Contributor: Kristina Wright Kristina Wright
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Originally posted by Andromeda
Also, if you are at all familiar with the concept of a Mary Sue, stay far far away from the Twilight books.
I have no idea what a Mary Sue is.
08/24/2010
Contributor: Andromeda Andromeda
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Originally posted by Tori Rebel
They won't but I wish they did! I wish EF had some sort of Eden Cafe-like outlet for erotica writers. They do create fantasy kits based on erotic stories (per the Eden Cafe site...I've never done it). Do you have somewhere you normally ... more
I haven't actually publicly posted anything in YEARS. I think I wrote my last story when I was 15. It was part tongue-in-cheek comedy, part erotica with a Harry Potter/Narcissa Malfoy pairing with some Snape/Narcissa thrown in. If I did start posting again, I'll probably venture back to fanfiction.net after burning my old account. With fire. I'll let you know when I do
08/24/2010
Contributor: Andromeda Andromeda
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Originally posted by Kristina Wright
I have no idea what a Mary Sue is.
In short, a character that is either too perfect or too angsty or some combination of the two so as to be completely unrealistic. The kind of character you want to punch in the face because they're so annoying.
08/24/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
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Originally posted by Kristina Wright
Wow. Um... hmm...

How's the sex?
damn near non-existent. At least as far as description goes. I read through three and a half books waiting for the details of those two to getting it on. I was PISSED.
08/24/2010
Contributor: Andromeda Andromeda
slightly off topic: anyone else dying to see Vampires Suck? (it's a Twilight parody that's in theaters)
08/24/2010
Contributor: LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
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Originally posted by Andromeda
In short, a character that is either too perfect or too angsty or some combination of the two so as to be completely unrealistic. The kind of character you want to punch in the face because they're so annoying.
Like Bella?

I didn't hate the first two books, but really can't stand the character of Bella.
08/24/2010
Contributor: deadpoet deadpoet
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Originally posted by Andromeda
slightly off topic: anyone else dying to see Vampires Suck? (it's a Twilight parody that's in theaters)
seen it. it was ok
08/24/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by *Keona*
Ive always wondered if that trilogy was any good.
I loved them but they are not really reality at all. It's total fantasy reading but there happen to be the only Anne Rice books I like
08/24/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
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Originally posted by Andromeda
In short, a character that is either too perfect or too angsty or some combination of the two so as to be completely unrealistic. The kind of character you want to punch in the face because they're so annoying.
In addition to hating Bella (which I do), if you're into description and adult writing, Twilight is disappointing in other aspects... she must have typed that Edward 'grimaced' at least 300 times per book. I understand that it was written for a YA audience, but at 16 I would've been bored to tears by her writing style. I so fell for Edward and Alice and Jasper and Esme and James though...that's definitely her strong point.
08/24/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Andromeda
slightly off topic: anyone else dying to see Vampires Suck? (it's a Twilight parody that's in theaters)
yes! very much so
08/24/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
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Originally posted by Andromeda
slightly off topic: anyone else dying to see Vampires Suck? (it's a Twilight parody that's in theaters)
YES! Cant wait.
08/24/2010
Contributor: Andromeda Andromeda
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Originally posted by Tori Rebel
damn near non-existent. At least as far as description goes. I read through three and a half books waiting for the details of those two to getting it on. I was PISSED.
link

^ all the Twilight fan fics under Mature Romance on that website, there to fill the void that Stephenie Meyer left.
08/24/2010
Contributor: deadpoet deadpoet
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Originally posted by deadpoet
seen it. it was ok
I will say this, if you do want to see Vampires Suck and hate the Twilight movies, you will not get alot of the humor
08/24/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Kristina Wright
LOL... I haven't read the Twilight books, but I think ya'll have ruined them for me. I like my vampires to have SEX.
Have you read the Anita Blake series by Laurell K Hamilton? Talk about vampires having sex! Love that series
08/24/2010
Contributor: Andromeda Andromeda
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Originally posted by Tori Rebel
In addition to hating Bella (which I do), if you're into description and adult writing, Twilight is disappointing in other aspects... she must have typed that Edward 'grimaced' at least 300 times per book. I understand that it was ... more
oh oh oh and 'glowered'. Someone somewhere was glowering every other page.
08/24/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Andromeda
Hey Airen!
~Waves at everyone! Sorry I'm late!
08/24/2010
Contributor: Kristina Wright Kristina Wright
Quote:
Originally posted by Andromeda
In short, a character that is either too perfect or too angsty or some combination of the two so as to be completely unrealistic. The kind of character you want to punch in the face because they're so annoying.
Ahhh... okay! Why is it called a Mary Sue?
08/24/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
I'm not sure how it happened but I love that we've gone from hotels and airplanes to blood sucking sex fiends. I'm not complaining though. Now if only we could combine the two... Vampires in hotels... they could destroy all the furniture they want to!
08/24/2010
Contributor: Andromeda Andromeda
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Originally posted by deadpoet
I will say this, if you do want to see Vampires Suck and hate the Twilight movies, you will not get alot of the humor
I've seen all the Twilight movies and been amused by all of them.... they were comedies, right?
08/24/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
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Originally posted by Andromeda
link

^ all the Twilight fan fics under Mature Romance on that website, there to fill the void that Stephenie Meyer left.
ooh, THANK YOU! I'm definitely saving that link to read during downtime at work tomorrow.
08/24/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
~Waves at everyone! Sorry I'm late!
Hey lady, glad you could make it!
08/24/2010
Contributor: deadpoet deadpoet
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Originally posted by Andromeda
I've seen all the Twilight movies and been amused by all of them.... they were comedies, right?
lol
08/24/2010
Contributor: Kristina Wright Kristina Wright
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Have you read the Anita Blake series by Laurell K Hamilton? Talk about vampires having sex! Love that series
I'm a HUGE LKH fan. I devour her books, though I've lost track of the number of partners Anita has.
08/24/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Andromeda
link

^ all the Twilight fan fics under Mature Romance on that website, there to fill the void that Stephenie Meyer left.
I'll have to remember this for when I'm bored and sitting at home
08/24/2010
Contributor: Andromeda Andromeda
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Originally posted by Kristina Wright
Ahhh... okay! Why is it called a Mary Sue?
Named after a character a writer created in a Star Trek fanfiction to mock all characters of that type.
08/24/2010
Contributor: Kristina Wright Kristina Wright
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
~Waves at everyone! Sorry I'm late!
Always nice to see you!
08/24/2010
Contributor: *Keona* *Keona*
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
I loved them but they are not really reality at all. It's total fantasy reading but there happen to be the only Anne Rice books I like
:gasps: Aww man...I love Anne Rice. She's the reason why I love vampires so much but since I've gotten some good reviews on sleeping beauty I'll have to just go ahead and get them. I didnt want to buy all three of them at once and they werent any good.
08/24/2010
Contributor: Kristina Wright Kristina Wright
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Originally posted by Tori Rebel
I'm not sure how it happened but I love that we've gone from hotels and airplanes to blood sucking sex fiends. I'm not complaining though. Now if only we could combine the two... Vampires in hotels... they could destroy all the ... more
Ha! These conversations always take some unusual turns...
08/24/2010