A package is arriving today - what to say is inside?

Contributor: Arlinnae Arlinnae
So when you receive a package from eden, but curious eyes are around (peple you will not share this info with) what do you say is inside?
11/30/2012
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Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
It's pretty rare that anyone asks what are in my packages. Most assume I'm just getting books. On the rare occasion that someone asks, I just say it's private, or that it's a secret. My mail is my business, so they've no reason to be upset or offended if I don't tell them.

Funnily enough, there are people to whom I'd reveal the contents of my boxes, but they're never the ones who ask.
11/30/2012
Contributor: spineyogurt spineyogurt
drygs lol
11/30/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Everyone in our house knows the general sort of merchandise that comes in EF packages...but if it were someone I didn't want to know I suppose I'd say it was craft supplies, since that would require no further explanation considering how much I love to do crafts. =3
11/30/2012
Contributor: Katelyn Katelyn
I shop online all the time, I would say it was an Amazon purchase : )
11/30/2012
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Depends on what I get - "glass sculpture", "costume pieces", "costume prop" - and I'm odd enough in which my family won't further inquire.

My mother still thinks my glass rose is a sculpture and my crop is part of a future steampunk costume (of course, I also display them).
11/30/2012
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
If they're really nosey you can just say it's secret Christmas surprises- always a good excuse around this time of year!
11/30/2012
Contributor: MrWill MrWill
I have my business name printed on the label. I say it is product samples for my photography business and everyone loses interest really quickly!
11/30/2012
Contributor: SexToys-R-Us SexToys-R-Us
Id say books because i read a lot.
11/30/2012
Contributor: Gone (LD29) Gone (LD29)
There's no one in my house I'd need a story for. Usually my husband knows what's in the box before it even shows up.
11/30/2012
Contributor: js250 js250
When family or friends are at the house I tell them it is either motorcycle parts or supplies for my other business. No one cares then!! Get a hobby everyone else hates--you will never worry about it again.
11/30/2012
Contributor: Suisei Suisei
It's rare for the others in my household to be home or awake when a package arrives. They don't usually ask anyhow, but if they do, I usually say it's hygiene products or clothing, since those are the things I typically buy online... Except books, but the ones I order come in Amazon boxes with the smile on the front, so that wouldn't work.

I know nobody to whom I would feel comfortable revealing the contents of my packages to. Nobody thinks I'm "that sort", and if they saw the size (diameter, not quantity) of some of my purchases... Well, they'd be quite surprised.
11/30/2012
Contributor: Sunny Meadows Sunny Meadows
it christmas time so my kids seem to think it is all for them right now lol. so they think they are getting all this stuff. Which puts me in a catch 22. Now I have to buy them stuff too. Darn it! Most of the time my kids do ask if it is not around this time of year. I just tell them it is for me and dad and if you open it up your eye will burn up cause mom and dad like to play. They are teens so they dont ask or touch lmao
because heaven for bid there parents have sex
11/30/2012
Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
I don't have to worry about this problem and if I did it is none of anyone's business.
11/30/2012
Contributor: *Camoprincess* *Camoprincess*
In my house I have no problem saying what is in the box I am very open about what I am getting. At my cousin's the only person we have to lie to is the 8 year old since she likes to get nosy. I can say though that when my cousin and I are waiting on packages the 8 year old is just as excited as we are, she will watch the door an let us know when they arrive.
11/30/2012
Contributor: kkizzee05 kkizzee05
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Originally posted by Arlinnae
So when you receive a package from eden, but curious eyes are around (peple you will not share this info with) what do you say is inside?
I tell people that I review a large amount of products from different companies, because I do, and say that I have no idea what is inside. I never open my packages in front of them, but they all know that I get tons of samples and what no so they do not usually try and pry.
11/30/2012
Contributor: Supervixen Supervixen
I say it's a secret. Probably leaves them wondering, but it's my business, and they let it go at that.
11/30/2012
Contributor: Beaners Beaners
Another vote for it's a secret! Or, if someone really pushed me, I would say crocheting yarn!
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Contributor: Bullfroggy and Rose Bullfroggy and Rose
christmas presents
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Contributor: amenti amenti
It's none of there business.
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