Has anyone ever "found" any of your sex toys or accessories?

goodvibrations goodvibrations
I was just reading the discussion started by Essin' Em "what toy is the most decorative? and saw a reply by Always Tink where a "toy" "cactus" was found by a child who was chewing on it....

It got me wondering what other embarrassing moments there have been over the various sex toys and accessories we all have.

I will tell if you do....

My cousin forgot to secure her toy back in the hiding place and her 7 yr old son found it and turned it on, then went into the living room and asked "mommy what is this" she said that before she could think she had answered him " it is an ear plug" and his reply was "why does it look like my weeny"

needless to say she was embarrassed. btw it was way too big to be used as an ear plug. it wasn't a mini vibe.

now on to my own embarrassing moments....

I left my "slick stuff" on the night stand and one of my youngest (twins) mistook it for the smoothing silk hair serum. good thing it was water based..

the other twin found my husbands cock ring (clear rubber kind with bulges all the way around it.) and thought it was a hair band... she brought it to me and asked if i would put her hair in a pony tail...... did I mention we had company at the time...


then there was the one when my cousin was here and we were folding clothes and found my husbands pump... we had been playing around with it the night before and one of my girls kinda surprised us when she turned the hall light on so my hubby just stuffed it in the basket. to hide it. I didn't know that he had forgot to put it up. that one has to be the most embarrassing to me. I have others but i want to hear your stories.
01/08/2009
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Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Well, sort of. I kept everything in a box under my bed and one day it wasn't all the way under the bed when my roomie/best friend came in. She saw it and said "Oh, so that's what you have" or something like that and that was all.
01/08/2009
Sleeping Dreamer Sleeping Dreamer
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Originally posted by goodvibrations
I was just reading the discussion started by Essin' Em "what toy is the most decorative? and saw a reply by Always Tink where a "toy" "cactus" was found by a child who was chewing on it....

It got me wondering ... More
Well, we've been lucky.. except when we moved. I'm a Northerner, my husband's from the Midwest- we weren't used to the niceties of some of these "southern" people. Our new townhome, our neighbors came right out introducing themselves. They got their sons to come help us unpack everything (we had just spent 12 hours loading everything into the truck and it was now 10 pm). Their oldest moved a box labeled "toys", he figured it was a box for my son until it opened (my husband did a piss poor job closing it).. he blushed SO damn badly, then said, "Um, I'm going to put this in the bathroom" and very quietly left it in there. Did I mention this was a Christian family? The husband was a minister...
01/08/2009
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
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Originally posted by Sleeping Dreamer
Well, we've been lucky.. except when we moved. I'm a Northerner, my husband's from the Midwest- we weren't used to the niceties of some of these "southern" people. Our new townhome, our neighbors came right out introducing ... More
Cute!
01/08/2009
goodvibrations goodvibrations
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Originally posted by Sleeping Dreamer
Well, we've been lucky.. except when we moved. I'm a Northerner, my husband's from the Midwest- we weren't used to the niceties of some of these "southern" people. Our new townhome, our neighbors came right out introducing ... More
Oh my I think I would have.....I don't know what I would have done.... I think that tops mine.....
01/08/2009
goodvibrations goodvibrations
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Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
Well, sort of. I kept everything in a box under my bed and one day it wasn't all the way under the bed when my roomie/best friend came in. She saw it and said "Oh, so that's what you have" or something like that and that was all.
yea that would have embarrassed me too. chances are she had a box of her own....
01/08/2009
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
Not QUITE what you're looking for, but it's in the same vein!

Several of my friends never even saw a vibrator until they met me. The one is half-Korean and very innocent; she didn't even know women could masturbate! Now she's fascinated by the stuff I get and always wants to see it. When I got my new rainbow mega nubby (glass dildo) and was showing it to her, she looked right at it and said, "Where do the batteries go?"

I felt so proud of her. =)
01/08/2009
Airlia Airlia
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Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
Not QUITE what you're looking for, but it's in the same vein!

Several of my friends never even saw a vibrator until they met me. The one is half-Korean and very innocent; she didn't even know women could masturbate! Now she's ... More
Hahah you've already begun teaching people =)
01/08/2009
Airlia Airlia
One time I needed to give a statement for a pretty serious event and the suits were coming to our home. H and I were walking with them when we realised we had had a pretty raunchy session that morning. So after a desperate conversation using only our eyes and hands he bolted saying he'd meet us at home.

I opened the door to my home in time to see H dive over the couch to grab the lube on the table and simultaneously shove the harness under the couch.
01/08/2009
Airlia Airlia
Urgh did that read like a cosmo confession? Because I didn't mean it to =(
01/08/2009
CaptainBunnyKilla CaptainBunnyKilla
I'm new to owning toys (a couple of months), so the roommates haven't really had time to find anything embarrassing. I just know one of them is going to catch me washing something and it'll be an awkward conversation.
01/08/2009
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
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Originally posted by CaptainBunnyKilla
I'm new to owning toys (a couple of months), so the roommates haven't really had time to find anything embarrassing. I just know one of them is going to catch me washing something and it'll be an awkward conversation.
My roommates during my sophomore year of college were also my closest friends; we actually don't cringe at the thought of sharing toys that can be completely sanitized. They'd probably think it was pretty fucking funny if I was washing dildos next to my shirts or something.
01/08/2009
Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
My son found my Wicked Balls in my bathroom on the sink. He brought them to my by the looped end of the string and asked what they were and I told him it was a new cat toy but kitty didn't like it. I was totally embarassed but hubby thought it was the funniest thing ever!
01/22/2009
Gatita Gatita
My toy was also discovered while moving. Hubby had a friend helping him out with the boxes when all of a sudden one of the boxes his friend was carrying began to vibrate. Yes my vibrator went off with all the shifting/moving around. Hubby & him had a good laughing session once my hubby fessed up as to what was vibrating. I wasn't there, but when hubby told me I don't remember it phasing me much. I honestly think I would've just laughed too & said something like "quick turn it off & save my battery life". LOL
01/23/2009
jedent jedent
My brother found my husbands vibrating butt plug when we were moving, and my husband pushed all the ownership onto me.

That bastard.
01/24/2009
Sleeping Dreamer Sleeping Dreamer
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Originally posted by jedent
My brother found my husbands vibrating butt plug when we were moving, and my husband pushed all the ownership onto me.

That bastard.
lol. My sister came over one day and used our laptop.. naturally, she found all the porn- I said it was my husbands. Spouses are the perfect scapegoats.
01/24/2009
Always Ready Always Ready
I know this is an older thread but I had this happen to me the other day. I get a call at 11 am at work from my landlord that the water pipes to my bathtub are leaking into my downstairs neighbors apartment. She asks permission for the plumbers to go in without me being there. I tell her no and I'd be home at 1pm on my lunch break and they could go in then. She doesn't tell me but she declares it an emergency and lets the plumbers in anyway. I get home at one and there are two male plumbers in my bathroom with a majority of my sex toy collection air drying all over the bathroom counter (my counter looked like a freaking porcupine). I'm in shock and embarrassed I stammer something about testing and reviewing trying to make it sound clinical and scientific. Then one of the plumbers goes "Is that that Eden Fantasy thing? My wife does that. It's great." Then he starts looking over my collection and asking for suggestions. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
02/02/2009
Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
holy cow!! too funny. I would have done both.
02/02/2009
Simone Kenley Simone Kenley
Oh lordy! All these stories are so wonderfully funny...I'm glad most of the time we've been able to laugh stuff off.

I'm pretty sure that my mom has seen my toybox under the bed, but she doesn't poke around in my things (or, if she does, she doesn't say a word about it). One time, however, our cleaning lady was tidying up my room, and for some reason put my bottle of Liquid Silk on my end-table next to my bed...fully in sight...I was somewhat mortified when I saw it, but she never said anything about it and I just stuffed it back into the toybox!
02/07/2009
Snappy Snappy
Once I lived in an apartment. I often left Sinnflut in its charger, plugged into the outlet. I found out that my landlord brought people through the apartment, including my bedroom. They must have seen Sinnflut, books, and maybe the London Tanners ruler strap with holes. Wonder what they thought about me?
02/07/2009
Delete My Account Delete My Account
In college I once left a nice brand new silicone dildo on the edge of the sink. The same day my roommates parents were visiting. Needless to say I got a few odd looks over lunch.
02/07/2009
Cyybergod Cyybergod
I mentioned this story in my Layaspot review...

I was at work in a custom framing shop last summer...stapling the frame bits together...When suddenly I realized...Oh shit! I left my vibrator in the shower.

Now, here was my dilemma: My boyfriend was going to be picking me up after work, and I'd be spending the night at his house. So I would have no chance to hide the vibrator, and my parents both use the shower. What to do?

I called my mom. Very, very awkwardly, blushing like crazy. "Hi Mom...I uh, left my vibrator in the shower. Can you...move it?" Her: "Well...sure. What's it look like? I've never seen one." "It's um...small? and...red?" Her: "Oh! There it is! Glad your father didn't find it!" Me: "...thanks Mom."

This led to another awkward conversation the next day in which she swears she found a vibrator in my sister's things once.

I thought I was going to DIE, it was so awkward.
02/08/2009
ScottA ScottA
Here's a "sort of" - not long ago my house was burgled, and burglars will take boxes that are either locked or difficult to open in the off chance that they'll have something interesting in them. I guess they found "something interesting" (or their fence did) in one of the boxes - fortunately it wasn't the bulk of the toys.

Something to keep in mind when choosing your toy case, I suppose.
02/09/2009
Naughty Student Naughty Student
I always leave my lube out and toys every where so every time someone comes to visit I have to make sure no toys are out but I leave the lube out, no one notices it.

I had some friends over fr supper one night and they are pretty much aware about my love for toys. Me and to of my gf were in the washroom looking at hair products I had and my friend picked up my very colorful bottle of hair serum and quickly dropped with a smirk of disgust thinking it was something to clean toys or lube. I laughed so hard at her reaction and told her I would warn her if she were to pick up anything that has remotely been anywhere near my privates.

Otherwise, I have never had anyone find my stash. If my mom would have found my stash she would probably have compared my collection to hers.
03/23/2009
Profane Profane
I've got a few stories to tell.

I was helping a friend of mine move from her apartment, along with her boyfriend's dad and grandmother. I open a drawer and find her boyfriend's stash of porn, grin and tell her she'd better hide it. Her face went red. Then I opened the closet to grab one of those Rubbermaid clear totes and notice that one on the top shelf has a rabbit vibrator in it. I point out that she might want to take it to the truck herself. About 10 minutes later, I walk into the hallway towards the living room to see my friend's face red as a tomato, her roommate snickering, and her boyfriend's dad smiling very determinedly. The dad (a minister) had grabbed the vibrator tote and noticed what was in it (the thing was a red/bright pink).

A few months ago, her apartment was broken into. The people who did it (and she knows who) moved the bed, which is where she'd tossed an old pink strap-on her mother had given her for Christmas when she was living with a woman. They came home to find the thing on top of the bed...and a few days later, her (now) husband walked outside to smoke, only to have several guys across the street start laughing as soon as they saw him. The same guys who they thought had broken in.

In my case, I lived with my grandmother from the time I was 10. A few years ago, she comes home, goes to the bathroom, comes out and says, "You cleaned the bathroom?" kind of strangely. I was absorbed into some tv show and didn't really notice the way she said it, or what she said after. (I just recall she was insistent on talking about the bathroom for no good reason.) I walk to the bathroom HOURS later...to find my plastic 7-inch blue vibrator upright on the edge of the tub, in full sight. I was barely 18 then.

A year or two ago (when she was living with me for a few months), I noticed my favorite dildo was missing. My first Tantus, actually. I spent several hours searching for it, before finally coming to the asinine conclusion that when she'd gone into my room to look for something the day before, she must've seen it and thrown it out in some of kind of outrage-fueled fit. I called her, moodily interrogated her about going into my room and throwing something "very important" away. The next day, I picked a towel up off the back of the toilet that had been there a few days. (I'd left it there for some time because I figured it was hers and she'd been using it to dry her hair.) Only, it had...unusual heft. Turns out, the thing had been sitting there the entire time, loosely wrapped in a towel!
04/22/2009
That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
No one has found mine.. and probably wont

BUT, I showed all my toys to my mom BC I was excited. So I have like the complete opposite response to this post. My dad order a cock ring for me BC I don't have a credit card. My mom knows I'm poly but I haven't told my dad yet, so I dunno how he would react if he found a penis shaped item in my room. But, I would not fear I would tell him then I guess. then maybe a positive thing he might let me to use his credit card to buy something penis shaped.

My mom has read all my reviews and is helping me to edit them. I gave her my sex instruction books to read, she enjoys them and I'm glad that she is benefiting from it. So I dunno I don't really fear if someone finds out I'm open about sexuality if they see my toys so what. I do want to get a bookcase to display my books that I have and I would love it if people saw them and asked me about them but no one really comes to my dads house so that is not possible. I've talked to people about weirder things than sex and sex toys. Sex is something I wish I could ask people about more for honest opinions and views as I would like to learn, and not feel like a total loser when I ask it. But, people usually take it the wrong way as I tend to ask really strange questions sometimes that not many people could answer.

My response to this post is quite opposite when it comes to parents. I'm kind of glad I have it set up this way with them.

Let me close with this...
I feel sex toys are comparable to a tool you have in your house, like scissors it's used to aid in cutting, a sex toy is a tool simply used to aid in sexual satisfaction and enjoyment.

Without scissors some thing we might never be able to open. Without sex toys we might never reach satisfaction because sometimes for some people it's not possible to experience orgasm without them.

Let me ask you this would you refuse to use scissors if you could not open something? Probably not.
Do you think you could live without orgasm? Maybe for a bit but I think you'd want them back.

A sex toy is just another tool we keep around the house. I feel that I should not feel embarrassed for having a broom, can opener, sex toy or some sort of tool.

I hope this tool thing makes sense to everyone.
04/22/2009
Naughty Student Naughty Student
My mom and I share advice on what toys we like and sex toys are a common part of our conversations from time to time. However I would never discuss anything sexual with my father it would be way too weird. It's not that he would disapprove, I just wouldnt want him to know that personal aspect of me. He would probably just blush really bad and then make some sort of joke to try and make himself at ease.

If he ever visited me and found a butt plug I don't think he would even know what it is, he'd probably just pick it up and bring it to me with a quizzical look one his face and ask "what on earth is this?"
04/22/2009
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
The other day, my husband's cousin was over. We went to get the cats out from under the bed and I forgot about a big old box I had of toys on the floor as well as toys in the bathroom. Crap! LOL
04/22/2009
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
I make it a point to not leave any of my toys at my parents' place, where I live during the summer. They're nosy folk, and think that sex toys are immoral and cause STDs. The toybox stays at my boyfriend's instead, and we have bottles of lube on the bedside table alongside a vibe or two, sometimes a buttplug. My boyfriend loves how open-minded I am sexually, so he doesn't bother cleaning up the room when he has guy friends over. He sometimes even gives them a tour of our "play room".
04/22/2009
Naughty Student Naughty Student
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
I make it a point to not leave any of my toys at my parents' place, where I live during the summer. They're nosy folk, and think that sex toys are immoral and cause STDs. The toybox stays at my boyfriend's instead, and we have bottles of ... More
Ha ha ha STDs, I'm sorry I laughed so hard. It musn't be enjoyable missing out on your toys.
04/22/2009
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