What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you on a date?

Nirelan Nirelan
What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you during a date? I haven't had many embarrassing things happen to me, but I'm not easily embarrassed....I love reading these stories though!
05/07/2012
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js250 js250
I unexpectedly got my period a week early and ruined the cloth seats of his mom's car.
05/07/2012
SMichelle SMichelle
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Originally posted by js250
I unexpectedly got my period a week early and ruined the cloth seats of his mom's car.
I had something similar happen, but thankfully I was sitting on top of my sweater and didn't leak through to his seat.

I don't think he had any idea what happened.
05/07/2012
unfulfilled unfulfilled
My brother-in-law has walked in on us having sex before my husband and I were married.
05/07/2012
Beck Beck
Well, I don't know about a date, but I'll answer the most embarrassing thing that happened during sex.

I was 8months pregnant and we were getting ready to have sex. He was going to perform some oral on me and he went to actually dive into it. He even acted out like he was diving into a pool. This made me giggle and along with my pregnant belly, knees up in the air, and the giggle; I farted. It was hilarious.
05/07/2012
Nirelan Nirelan
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Originally posted by Beck
Well, I don't know about a date, but I'll answer the most embarrassing thing that happened during sex.

I was 8months pregnant and we were getting ready to have sex. He was going to perform some oral on me and he went to actually dive ... More
That is the BEST! The first time I tried ben wa balls we thought it was so cool, he wanted me to squat over him and let him catch the balls with his hands, so I did....of course I had to push slightly to get them out, and we had been having sex....SOOOOoooo when I pushed I peed a little...into his hands....and on his chest LOL..no balls came out either! I ran to the bathroom LAUGHING hysterically, he was giggling as well lol, anyway, after peeing the rest into my hands and catching the balls we just effed the night away....Not embarrassing, but for many people I guess it might have been! We found it too funny.
05/07/2012
PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
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Originally posted by Beck
Well, I don't know about a date, but I'll answer the most embarrassing thing that happened during sex.

I was 8months pregnant and we were getting ready to have sex. He was going to perform some oral on me and he went to actually dive ... More
Omg I am dying over here.
05/07/2012
PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
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Originally posted by Nirelan
That is the BEST! The first time I tried ben wa balls we thought it was so cool, he wanted me to squat over him and let him catch the balls with his hands, so I did....of course I had to push slightly to get them out, and we had been having ... More
That would be embarrassing for me. But glad you guy's enjoyed the rest of your night.
05/07/2012
RomanticGoth RomanticGoth
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Originally posted by Nirelan
That is the BEST! The first time I tried ben wa balls we thought it was so cool, he wanted me to squat over him and let him catch the balls with his hands, so I did....of course I had to push slightly to get them out, and we had been having ... More
Oh gawd! I choked on my coffee reading that!

Hmm... I only have a story that involves a stupid love interest and a few horse cocks. It would take waaay too long to write up. Sorry!
05/07/2012
KrazyKandy KrazyKandy
I've sat down on a chair that had rain water and it looked like I had peed myself.
05/07/2012
Chilipepper Chilipepper
Set up on a blind date during a group outing. My friend neglected to give the guy my vital stats (but a glowing rec on my personality and wit), and he was so shocked when we met he blurted, "You didn't tell me she was a fatty!"

I was so mortified, I was in my car and driving home within 30 seconds.

I have no idea if she kept him on as a friend or not.
05/08/2012
UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
This wasn't my fault, but it was still embarrassing. About a month after hubby and I started dating we were out for a date and he spilled an entire pitcher of beer on me. To make matters worse, we were about an hour and a half away from home.
05/08/2012
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