The Visitors by Wicked Pictures - review by Badass

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The Visitors The Visitors

DVD by Wicked Pictures

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Haven't you heard? Aliens love probing sexy ladies! You better get ugly real quick.

This film has an interesting plot that is broken up by sex. This film could easily be watch for it's cinematic value or masturbatory purposes.
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Pros:
Interesting Plot.
Cons:
Never see aliens.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
The Visitors is a alien film parody from Wicked Pictures. Michael Raven wrote, edited, and directed this film and Mark Nicholson produced it. This film was released in 2005 and has been nominated for the AVN Awards, though it did not win. This film, in my opinion, is a porno best geared toward the sexually driven nerd.

In many ways, this film mimics your typical creepy alien flick shown on Syfy daily. It is set in the Mahabbi Desert in Desert City, CA. The character Sarah Lewis is reporting for KQRR News and it becomes evident that her and the other cars and people are waiting around hoping to see some aliens. Suddenly, they see a blue orb fluttering around the sky. Things suddenly turn scary for these folks, as their car lights turn off and they become panicked.

Throughout this film, you meet many characters who don't have sex. In that, it reminds me more of a softcore porn film than your typical porn parody. As the film progresses, you learn the backstories for each of the characters and their previous alien encounter experiences. In this film, the aliens have "marked" certain hot girls. They then abduct the girl and destroy any male in their way. You never actually see anything terrible happen to these men. Apparently, according to the small town police in the area, they just pouf into dust. You also never see any of the aliens. The females are always just overtaken by a bright light when they are abducted. Only once do you see what happens to them while abducted and that scene happens at the very end and does not show an alien.

This DVD comes as a 2 disc set. These DVD's come packaged in your ordinary DVD case, inside a DVD box sleeve of the cover. The box and DVD cover are fairly discreet. Neither the front or the back have nude people or penetration. The outer shell does have a lift-able front side that when lifted, reveals a few penetration shots from the film.

Disc 1 is your feature presentation. You would think this disc would be fairly boring, but it actually has a bit of spunk. If you are more comfortable with a foreign language, this DVD has got you covered. It has an option to watch the movie with Italian or Greek subtitles. There is even an option to dub over the sound track for this film and listen to it in Spanish or German. You can even watch your porn with commentary from all of the characters in MST3K style. All this is found under the Communications tab. Clicking the Proceed tab plays the movie and another option, Segments, allows you to choose which sexy scene you want to watch, when you want to watch it, without having to skim through the rest.

Disc 2 is all of your Special Features. It starts off in true geek fashion, with a "retinal scan" to grant you access. From there, there are more options than any normal person could ever want or will ever use. In the first of the five sections, Classified Recon is a section mostly deticated to the opinions of Michael Raven(director) and the actors in the film. They speak out about the film and their role in it. Michael Raven even gives a full interview in one of the options.
The second special features section is entitled Analysis Database. This section is much more sexual than the first. Including a section of stills of the females, a "secret surveillance" section, and 2 scenes from previous films select stars have done together. Also here is a Trivia with Kristen Price section. Which is not at all what you think it is. It is a trivia game for you to play about this film and it's stars!
Auxiliary Stimulus is a section of deleted scenes and bloopers. This section also contains your trailers, promo reels, and a Wicked DVD catalog. This section also covers the music used in the film.
Intelligence Report is all about the females who were abducted. You can look through each of the porn star's stats and more dirty stills. This time to a nifty techno beat in the background. There is even a section of stills to music of just the females on their own.

Everyone wears condoms in this film. Generally, the condoms are put on with effort from both the female and male parties.
Experience
WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD!
Kirsten Price and Barrett Blade(As Girl in Truck and Dude in Truck)
Kristen is making out with her beer drinking chauvinistic boyfriend in the back of his rusty pickup truck. She proceeds to suck his cock and then hop on top of his condomed penis. Then he is behind her, penetrating her in a makeshift spooning position. He rips off the condom just in time to come on her ass and thigh. He then asks for his beer.

Cassie & Tom(Avena Lee & Eric Masterson)
The two have found an abandoned train car where they lay down a blanket and start to get busy. Cassie and Tom spend a lot of time on foreplay. They both get some head before they fight to open the condom. He rolls it on as she bends over AND they start off in doggy style. Then she is on her back on the back of the seat and he is standing. He rips off the condom and busts on her tummy. Both seem really into it.

Tonya & Mark(Keri Sable & Chris Evans)
They start making out on the bed of a truck. Mark eats her pussy and then fingers her while doing so. Then he gets some head of his own. She then leans over the truck bed while he enters her from behind. The she turns over and is laying in the bed while he is standing. He then enters her ass and finishes on her stomach.

Janine & BJ(Cassie Courtland & Marcus Leon)
Beside a bonfire, Janine is being fingered and jerking off BJ. Another of their friends is fast asleep next to them. Janine starts sucking BJ's cock, and he then comes on her face.

Jesse & Brad(Kimberly Kane & Evan Stone)
Jesse and Brad are making out as only a couple would. Their chemistry is note-worthy. She genuinely seems in love and acts like she is truly happy and enjoying herself. Brad behaves as a man who hasn't seen his lover in quite some time. He eats her out and then he uses both hands to finger her and rub her clitoris. She gets on him and starts dry humping his leg. She starts sucking Brad's cock. She then pulls out a condom and uses her mouth to secure it on his dick. She then mounts him and is in the froggy position leaning backwards. He turns her around and does her in the missionary position. He pulls out and comes in her mouth and on her face while she fingers her clitoris.

Jesse in the Spaceship(Kimberly Kane)
We see Jesse being illuminated in a box. A staff with a red lighted bulb is penetrating her. She is liking it. Her body is then being tagged by red beams of light and suddenly she wakes up in her living room. She goes to take a shower and she realizes she really has been scarified on her left wrist. She sits down and remembers she had been abducted and becomes very distraught.
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  • Chelle Love
    Chelle Love  
    great review... Thank you...
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    chikisses  
    Great review..
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    Upyourreviews  
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    jryder3891  
    Lol. Thank you. Might have to watch this
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    Great review!
  • Badass
    Badass  
    Thanks for reading! Much appreciated. I put a lot of effort into this one. Porn reviews are always difficult for me, but I so love my weird pornos.
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