Midgets, fat men, and baby carriages...?
This flick delivers on what's promised on the package. It's beautifully shot, well-dressed and gives you loads of pretty girls and boys getting it on in every way possible. But, just watch out for the midget with the baby carriage and the fat guy who has clearly lost the sash for his robe.Published: June 5, 2009
Pros:
High production values, great costumes, and a wide variety of scenes that should please most anyone.
Cons:
Distracting and confusing to watch, if you are looking for a feature with a story.
Experience
In spite of my confusion and obsessing over the whys and what-for of all the symbolism and the perplexing plot I did give this movie 3 stars. I am fairly picky about adult films; I get bored or squicked out at the drop of the hat when watching more "common" porn (Seriously, if a fly lands on your labia, I am NOT turned on anymore, edit that out people!). Catherine was a pleasure to watch during the sex scenes. If I could have asked for just one thing it would have been less time watching people walk down hallways and castle steps. Oh, and a reason for the midget, fat guy and the baby carriage. Two things.
Follow-up commentary
6 months after original review
I was pretty critical of this DVD when I first reviewed it. I've gone back and watched specific sex scenes a few time, in particular, the last one with Audrey, her husband and two other men and I have to say that this particular scene is really enjoyable. So, if the stuff in between the sex makes you think twice about this DVD, you can be confident that the sex scenes themselves are well-shot, well-lit and the participants are very attractive and seem to genuinely enjoy themselves.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
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Laurel
(Eden Writer) If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.–Oscar Wilde
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I would prob really enjoy this bcs I like weird movies. It looks really artisitcally appealing. Thanks for the review.
You know I need this movie now, right?
This looks like a gorgeous artsy kind of film! Thanks for the review!
I really like Audrey - this sounds interesting.
Nice review!
Thank you for being confused for me.
Wow weird. sounds more like a cult film lol. Good review.
Thanks for the comments, y'all. It's definitely a film for those of us who appreciate something odd, something definitely different from your basic porn flick.