Voluptuous Biker Babes - review by The Wolf

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Voluptuous Biker Babes is a stylistically erotic pornography that follows desert royalty and they fight and fuck it out in the desert. It stars various super-sexy stars, including April Flores and the Queen of the Desert. It has both straight and queer porn, fabulous music, and Flores smothering a drag queen mama with her tits. Need I say more?
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Pros:
Music, hot babes, great setting, amusing plot, wresting, erotic dancing, April Flores!
Cons:
More of the knife play and the sexy skinny boy, please?
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
I found this film, overall, to be extremely amusing, sensual, stimulating, and, most importantly, good jack-off material.

Plot: The film does have more of a plot than most porn, and no one could accuse it of being "just content." However, I can't truthfully say that I completely understood what was going on. What I do know is that there is a troupe of Voluptuous Biker Babes who pose, swear, and run off with guys in the desert. There's also a seemingly incestuous gang of leopard-print-tights-wearing babes and their drag queen-esque mother. After the gang takes desert-related hallucinogens, they clash with the Biker Babes over the title of Queen of the Desert. April Flores is captured, but escapes and, presumably, once more becomes the Queen of the Desert.

Interspersed in this plot are scenes of fucking and erotic dancing. There's even a wrestling scene! I found the entire atmosphere of this movie to be incredibly sexy, from the gritty desert landscapes to the red-lit goth dungeon that Flores finds herself in. The movie has its own aesthetic, and I really appreciated that.

Other artistic aspects of the movie were similarly flawless: the sexy-cool costumes, the funky, run-down set, and the sublime music. The music was one of the most excellent aspects of the porn. The songs chosen added an extra aspect to the sex scenes, and actually worked as something of a juxtaposition for the scenes. It is rather surreal to watch a scene of hardcore fucking with slow music playing in the background. The songs really are a pleasure in themselves.

This brings me to the actual scenes. There are five in all, although the scene selection says six. Oddly enough, I am unable to find the names of the male actors (except, of course, I recognize Evan Stone), so I will just describe them casually:

Bunny de la Cruz, April Flores, and a guy who owns the bed they're fucking on. I liked the first part of this scene a lot, especially because it involved a strap-on. Bunny has the tattoo to beat, a rainbow right above her cunt. The guy-on-girl part of the scene was a bit out of the blue, as the guy pretty much walks up and has sex with her. This kind of deviates from the spirit of the whole movie, which, as I said earlier, has a plot. However, it is quite varied and still in this excellent outdoor-bed setting.

Audrey Hollander and Evan Stone: I felt that this was an excellent straight scene. There is this great power dynamic going on, where Hollander is kind of bombed out, subby, and little girl-y, and Evan Stone is a coaxing top. She makes cute little squeals and says some really adorable lines, and seems to really be in that headspace. I don't even usually think scenes with Evan Stone are hot, cause he's so goofy, but this one was very powerful. Also, he wears a cowboy hat.

Veronique Vega and the cute slave guy: These are two really cute kids fucking on top of a car and then inside a shack. Something about the end of the scene really struck me. The film goes into slow motion and the music gets really sad. I felt like it touched on a melancholy that sometimes surrounds sex that I've never seen represented in a porn before. I found it very interesting.

April Flores and Desiree Devine: This was by far my favorite scene, and probably one of my favorite porn scenes of all time. These two gorgeous, voluptuous, femme-y women have really badass sex with a double-ended dildo, to the sound track of a really interesting song that goes between folksiness and metal. While they stay in character as desert vagrants, they seem to have a really incredible connection that made the scene mesmerizing.

April Flores, all by her lonesome: I also greatly enjoyed this scene. It is shot in this lovely rosy tone, and Flores has her way with herself with a few really sexy toys while the camera pans over her magnificent flesh. I wish that the knife-play in the beginning was longer though--it's just a little teasing snippet.

Features:
It has a main menu, in which you can press "play" "scene selection" or "special features." The special features include "behind the scenes," "bonus scene," "photo gallery," "more adult fun," "trailers" and "web info." The bonus scene is an awesome scene between Mandy Morbid and another woman who I don't recognize (but who is super sexy). It involves toys and a strap-on, and is fabulous, in my opinion.
Experience
One complaint I have is that there is this skinny guy with suspenders who I really wanted to see fuck someone, or at least get naked, but he never did. What a tease!

I highly recommend this to everyone, especially those who want a little more than content in their erotic films. Although the acting was still a bit porn-y, I felt that it went above and beyond in plot and style. Everything about this movie was delightful, and if it left me wanting anything, it was more.
Follow-up commentary
I have actually found myself going back to these scenes for inspiration during jack-off sessions, specifically the scene between Flores and the "dance muffin." Hot stuff!
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  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    This does sound like a good one
    Great review!
  • bzzingbee
    bzzingbee  
    Haha, I love your names for the guys with no names. I don't like when the males don't get credited in porn if they are playing a character. I might wanna see more of them. Suspenders the tease, lol...great review!
  • Kayla
    Kayla  
    I keep wanting to get this, but I haven't managed it yet. The plot sounds kinda bad. Ick. I'm curious if the babes were actually plus-sized or just had large breasts? Voluptuous sometimes just means large breasts. I'm also slightly frightened by your use of "kids" in one of the scene description. I totally had to re-read the paragraph.
  • The Wolf
    The Wolf  
    I would certainly say that these women are actually "plus-sized" and don't just have big breasts. I love big, soft bellies, and many of the women in this film have wonderful bellies.
    Please excuse my use of kids! I simply used it because they are the youngest looking of all the people in the film, and because the "mother" calls them her children. Everyone in this film is over 18!!!
  • El-Jaro
    El-Jaro  
    Great review!
  • Maiden
    Maiden  
    Thanks for the review! I have been on the fence about this one, but I think I might have to give it a try!
  • Selective Sensualist
    Selective Sensualist  
    Great review!
  • Miss Voluptuous
    Miss Voluptuous  
    April Flores is so effing hot! Haven't seen this one yet, but surely will...
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