Pig slapper by Sportsheets - review by Domineight

The slapper is both handsome and sturdy. Sportsheets makes slappers with other phrases on it such as “slut” but preferring some nice and filthy humiliation I went the “pig” route. The stitching seems strong and the hole on the handle is reinforced with metal and has a cord through it for easy hanging.

The Pig Slapper is made from leather but does not have the leather smell which is a disappointment for me as I love the smell of leather. Smell is certainly not the most important factor in a toy for me but not a detail to leave out, either.

The slapping end of the slapper is comprised of three layers. The bottom layer is flat leather. The top layer is leather with the letters P I G cut into it. The layer that gives the slapper its red coloring for the letters is paper. I immediately noticed this as problematic. This makes the slapper almost impossible to clean without destroying. While leather is not considered a safe material to share due to being porous and difficult to clean, this makes the toy even riskier to share. I would not recommend using this toy with anyone other than a regular (and tested!) partner. Hitting toys can occasionally draw blood and if they can not be properly cleaned you definitely don’t want to go smacking someone’s bottom with a toy with someone else’s dried blood on it!

I was excited to test it out. My boyfriend/top/snugglywugglybear told me to drop my pants and skivvies and get on all fours so I did. We tested out both cheeks and both sides of the slapper checking to see if it left the “pig” imprint like we had hoped. Sadly, only the “G” was showing up. We tried light slaps and heavy slaps. We tried different types of slaps. We kept trying over and over only to repeatedly result in several red “G”’s on my bottom.

We checked an hour later to see the bruises and while the toy left some bruises, even the G’s had disappeared. Admittedly, this could be due to the fact that my top is a lefty so the force may be concentrated on one side of the toy. If at some point a willing righty is around I will certainly update this review!

Other than not really leaving the word “Pig”, as I was hoping, it was a good slapper. As some who finds whips as a too generalized pain and canes as a too concentrated pain, paddles/slappers are a great in between. This slapper packs a good punch to it without feeling like someone is smacking me with a knife. I really enjoyed the sensation the Pig Slapper delivered. My top says the toy was easy to use for him and had a good grip to it.

Overall I would recommend this as user-friendly and good at bringing the pain. However, if you are hoping to temporarily mark yourself or your sub with a dirty word I would say you will find yourself disappointed.

I still use this occasionally but it doesn't get the desired visual effect, which makes it not any different from any other slapper. Don't use it as often because it can't be cleaned properly. Cool idea. Poor execution.