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King Kong has a giant dong!

It's thick, long, realistic, and just an all around perfect dildo for what I want. I'll never stop using this one, even if all the fake pubic hair falls out.
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Pros:
Thick
No chemical smell
Artistic
Realistic
Good price
Cons:
Not good for anal play if you're not used to such thick toys
Rating by reviewer:
5
somewhat useful review
I was a bit skeptical on this particular dildo at first because it looked a bit odd at first sight. But after I ordered it, all my skepticism flew out of the window and never returned. After I pulled it out of the box, goodness, was I surprised! It was a good 8 inches in length, veiny and as thick as a small cheese wheel. My skepticism returned once more when I looked at it closely, and realized I probably couldn't take it in. Again, that flew out of the window when I first used it. This dildo was thick and filled my tight pussy up like no other dildo I have ever owned! The little bit of hair it had at the bottom made it feel even more realistic, because I like my men to have a little bit of hair around their cocks. What really got me were its balls. They are big and thick, and slapped against my ass with each thrust. It was as if I was making love to my boyfriend all over again because of its girth and its sheer pleasurableness.

This toy is really not for anal beginners. Even the most advanced will be surprised by how thick it is if you try it back there. It's too thick for a rookie, but if you can get it lubed up good, it'll feel amazing. Trust me; I'm an anal rookie and it hurt when I tried using it with lube and a good condom. You need to take some precautions before you do try it in the backdoor if you're not used to it. Used vaginally, on the other hand, it'll fill you up to the brim with its thickness. And let me tell you, once you use it, you won't be able to put it down. It feels so good! I haven't tried it with a harness yet, but when I do, I'll totally try it out on a close friend of mine.

If you're looking for a good, quality Vac-u-Loc Dildo for your harness, and you're looking for one that's thick, I recommend getting this one. It's thick, long, and will give you enough pleasure for a lifetime. There's no smell to it, and it feels realistic. It's just an all around good dildo. If I ever lose this one, I'll just get another. You can never have too many thick dildos.
Follow-up commentary
This here is now my permanent go-to dildo when I want something REALLY big that will fill my pussy up to the brim when I feel absolutely, positively horny. I found out that you may need to store it in a separate place because a few days after my first use, it gained these odd bluish-purple markings on the balls. So, other than that, I still use this with a good water-based lube and a good imagination.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Kong the realistic tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Pegging
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Compatable with all vac-u-loc harnesses
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • G-spot
    • P-spot
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Comments
  • leatherlover
    leatherlover  
    Thanks for the review, but a few more details would be fantastic. What is it made out of, how large is its diameter, and how do you go about cleaning it?
  • PropertyOfPotter
    PropertyOfPotter  
    Thanks for the review! I don't think this is one for me.
  • deltalima
    deltalima  
    Thanks.
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    I'd be fine with this for anal if the material was better
  • KrissyNovacaine
    KrissyNovacaine  
    Thanks for the review!
  • allme1
    allme1  
    nice review. thank you
  • RememberMe
    RememberMe  
    Nice review.
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