Small realistic bent - realistic dildo by Vixen Creations, Inc - review by MandyMoore

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I've had better in real life

If large penises frighten you and you don't like vibrators with speeds and stimulation, this would be a good toy for you. If you like to get down to business with a big toy that brings a lot to the table, skip this 4 1/2 insertable length dildo and opt for a bigger model.
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Pros:
Suction cup, good packaging that makes for good storage
Cons:
Too small, no vibrations or sensations, boring
Rating by reviewer:
1
worth reading, but not useful review
When this small realistic bent dildo arrived, I laughed. I mean, it said small, yeah, but I was just picturing something maybe a little less intimidating than the ones you see in porn.

I've never tried a dildo before. The thought of something that brings vibrating sensations over something stationary that just goes in and out trumped the latter. But, I figured I'd give it a go.

It is a good replica of an average penis. It has all the grooves and curves that real ones have. The insertable length of 4.5 inches and diameter of 1 1/8 inches did nothing for me. The length I can deal with, but I am a woman who appreciates girth.

It does have a strong suction to mount it places, but then again, there are vibrators that suction so you can mount them as well.

Now, this isn't to say that this should be pulled from the market and banned in 50 states, because it would probably be a really great start for serious beginners in the sex toy world and virgins because they wouldn't know any better, right?

It would probably be good for someone the opposite of me, who doesn't appreciate the stimulation and movements of vibrators, because we know everyone's different and has their preferences. Maybe this was just not the "right" dildo to lure me into the dildo-verse.

I'd be really interested in the comments to see your feedback on dildos versus vibrators.

I will say that the packaging is very durable and great for storage. It is made of smooth silicone material which is one of the safest materials that sex toys are made out of. It's easy to clean using a mild dish soap. It is also non-porous, phthalates free, hypo-allergenic, made of food-grade material and latex free.

It is also O-ring compatible with harnesses.

Another thing that's probably more personal preference, but I don't like black, brown or white sex toys that would resemble the color of a real penis. I'm not really sure why, but it could have to do with exes and if I got something that closely resembled an old boyfriend, I would be completely turned off and not want to use it. You can't go wrong with colorful ones because unless you've dated a smurf, you're never going to associate a blue toy with bad memories.
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My Small realistic bent tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • Good for anal
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  • sextoygeek
    I'm confused as to why you would request this product if you don't like flesh colored dildos. I also prefer vibrators, but I hardly think a dildo is boring. You can also couple a dildo with a vibrator, there's no reason why you can't use multiple toys at once. Plus if it's moving in and out how is that 'stationary'? But maybe I'm just being picky.

    Also, I don't feel you need to be a virgin to like a smaller toy. I prefer toys between 1 and 1.5" in diameter. That's just my preference for what works with my body though. I don't feel that it's an issue of "knowing better" either, that's almost a little rude. I find large toys to be uncomfortable and sometimes painful because that's just the size of my body.
  • Minxy
    This looks like it would be great for anal stimulation. Sorry you didn't care for it.
  • Adriana Ravenlust
    Wow. I found this line to be incredibly offensive:

    "because they wouldn't know any better, right? "

    You make it sound like someone who enjoys smaller toys doesn't know any better. Whatever happened to "different strokes?"

    Also, the comments on this review have no place for dildos VS vibes discussion. Make a forum topic. That doesn't belong in your review AT ALL.
  • Lady Neshamah
  • freshbananas
    thanks for the reivew
  • Falsepast
    i think the Spur would be better
  • SadoMas
    ty ty!
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