Jollie firm - dildo by Jollies LLC - review by Dangerous Lilly

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Jollie firm

Dildo by Jollies LLC

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Weird is good. Weird is, in fact, orgasmic.

The firmness, the girth, and the design of the Jollie make it a great dildo to use for static G-spot pressure. It is something to clench on, and an all-around highly pleasurable sex toy.
Girthy, and provides dual stimulation in the form of heaven.
Make silicone less of a dust & fur magnet? I doubt that's possible so I can't think of a con.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I originally coveted this dildo because of the girth and the G-spot specific design. Was I disappointed? Wow no, I was not. This dildo is great.

Some silicone (like the Lelo toys) will never attract lint/hair/fur/dust. Many other silicone toys act like a magnet for it. This is one of those magnets. Short of using this in a sterile clean-room, expect to have to wipe it down quick with something like an Afterglow Tissue before you use it.

The first unique property of this toy is that it has a handle. However, I have to note to you that it's not really a thrusting dildo. The shape of the insertable portion looks over-sized thumb with arthritis. That's ok...I'll let an arthritic giant thumb-fuck me any day. That bump you see presses wonderfully up into the G-spot.

Once this thing is fully inserted, it's pretty much in a perfect position and you wouldn't want to move it. It's thick and fills you up, while providing pressure to the G-spot and that weird handle? Snugly cups my pussy right up and over my clit. So it's truly a dual-stimulation dildo.

The most movement you would really want is to rock it and provide moving varying pressure to the G-spot and clit. The only part of the design that I don't really understand is the bottom portion, that which is not insertable. It's like a tail. Maybe if it didn't have that tail, I could use this as a naughty walking-around plug/toy while at work.

If you don't really like bigger dildos, then this isn't the toy for you. It takes a little lube and a big push for me to get it in but once it's there it's just... wow. Bliss. I think it's actually easier to tolerate the size simply because it's not a thrusting dildo.
I'm a vibrations girl, I truly am. So the only downside to that handle is that it so snugly cups your clit, that it's difficult to get a vibrator there. If I moved it to the side a bit, then the dildo threatened to just come out of me entirely.

I did find out that an egg/bullet will wedge nicely into the circular opening on the handle. If your clit is more prominent or flush with your outer labia, then you'll really enjoy that. For me, I need to spread my outer labia to reach my clit and so a horizontal fat bullet was merely uncomfortable.

BUT! Ahh, Hitachi to the rescue. Without needing to move the dildo, I can apply my Hitachi to it. Press it against the handle, against the tail, whatever. The silicone transfers vibrations so wonderfully.
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  • Sammi
    I think these are so strange looking - and I want one! Good to know this works with the Hitachi. Smile
  • Dangerous Lilly
    Works absolutely wonderfully with the Hitachi. The strength of the Hitachi is why it works so well, the dildo really diffuses it nicely. If you're the sort who can't take Hitachi being on your clit then you'll still really like it this way.
  • Mamastoys
    This would collect too many pet hairs and dust bunnies to survive at my house..I like the looks of it though.
    Nice review-thanks!
  • Dangerous Lilly
    Mamastoys - I'm testing out keeping it in an organza drawstring pouch (the shimmery semi-stiff gauzy material) to see if that helps keep it clean in between use.
  • Adriana Ravenlust
    It's a shame the bullet through the loop didn't work so well for you because that's what I think would work for me. I love a snug cupping of the pubic bone so now I'm intrigued. I don't think it would hit my G-spot though and you kind of claim it will do that. I would have used an "I" statement there, instead. OTherwise, nice review!
  • Dangerous Lilly
    Thanks Adriana. I think that all reviews are subjective and that's how they're seen - I'm the one who used it, it is obviously my opinion and all, I'm not making promises....
    That said, given the size of this thing and the very intelligent design, I do feel that it WILL hit the g-spot on a high percentage of women. It's kinda like this thing was made by a mold of the vagina almost.
  • Serendipity
    This toy has been on my wish list for quite some time. Yummy!
  • Serendipity
    DL, I should ask: I am getting better at looking more closely at product descriptions (see my review for Waterproof G with fluttering petals) and notice this has an insertable length of 4".

    I can see the design is fairly sophisticated and sounds like this toy definitely filled you up Smile but can you comment specifically on the length please? Thanks!
  • Dangerous Lilly
    Cherry - I don't rattle off the product descriptions and measurements in my review because that's just repeating what others can see on the product page. The length was really not of concern to me honestly. It's about the girth and the design. It's about that fat part hitting the g-spot. This toy really made me realize that length just isn't all that important to me - simply because I didn't even *think* about the length when I've been using it.

    This would only be important for any woman whose g-spot happens to be further back than what experts claim most are located at (what is it, 1.5" in? or 2"?)

    However if insertable length is important, then go for the Jollet. It is the same width and weird shape, but without the handle.
  • cristinamona
    Good review.
  • Trashley
    Such a crazy shape. Thanks for the review!
  • Fuck it.
    I want one! I didn't even think of using a vibrator with it, but I'm glad it carries the vibrations well.
  • girl next door
    I love that this can work with the hitachi! this looks fun!
  • sixfootsex
    Thanks for the review! actually now I want the hitachi!
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