Tera Patrick's strobing penis - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Valyn

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A Bumpy Ride!

I would recommend getting it. For a tight person, the 2 inch width is a good stretching tool, and the vibrations SO make this toy worth it!
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Pros:
Awesome vibes, this thing has a good motor in it!
Cons:
The ridges on it are very hard and take a little getting used to.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
The Tera Patrick's strobing penis was much larger in person than it seemed online, but I was very excited to try out my new big blue!

The head is large, and slightly opaque, and the rest is translucent. It seems to get a little more flexible about 3 inches down from the head, but it’s a bit stiff. At its widest point it is about 2 inches, and it has some hard ridges. I personally like the blue; I think toys in different colors are more interesting than just the realistic colors.

It took a little maneuvering to get this puppy in. The width wouldn't be a problem if the ridges were just a little softer, or maybe less pronounced, but because of those, it took me lots of lube and a good few minutes to actually get it in. This vibrator has a nice, good length to it, and once you get past the stiff ridges, it will fill you up and send shivers all over your body.

However, the vibrations are amazing! Whether it is inside or just resting on my clit, I love the vibrations it gives off. It starts off slow, and I actually got worried that it wouldn’t get much stronger than that. But when it's turned up all the way, it is so intense! The strobing lights were pretty funny to me, but they are pretty handy in the dark, or as a tease under the covers- there is no mistaking them! The lights also strobe faster the more the dial is turned up, so you can see when it’s up to the max.

The waterproof feature really tops off this toy. I’ve used it in the shower and the tub, but sitting makes it much easier to maneuver this big boy in. With such strong vibrations, I can’t turn it up too high standing, because it makes my knees weak! I would love to try this toy in a hot tub or pool sometime soon, too.

Overall, I’d say it’s definitely worth the money.
Experience
I would recommend a new or tight toy user to get a good lube to use with this toy. Every time I use it, it takes me a few minutes to get used to the hard ridges, especially at its widest part. After that, use it everywhere! Because it is waterproof, it must be used in the tub! But sit down... No showers with this toy! It'll make your knees weak!
Follow-up commentary
Tera's Strobing Penis is still a nice toy, but I think now I use it more often for clit stimulation. There are a couple ridges on it, right past the head, that are really hard. Once it's inside, the vibrations are wonderful. I've had this toy for a few months, and it still gets plenty of use... and will continue to.
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Comments
  • Jimbo Jones
    It being a PVC material, condoms are a good idea if sharing with a partner or between orifices, but the size of this one might keep it from being considered much for anal play. The strobing lights sound pretty distracting, actually. What is your favorite lube for use with this?
  • Valyn
    Haha, yeah.. I don't see this one going near my ass anytime soon! My favorite lube in general has been simple ol' KY Gel. It's the first I've found that actually isn't messy. I keep buying new gels, but everything I get is liquid, even if it says "No Mess" or "gel". With anything else, no matter how careful I try to be, it seems like my ass always ends up sticky after.
  • Cock Wrangler
    Check out Maximus. It's worlds better than KY, and very thick.
  • Jimbo Jones
    I agree with CW, Maximus is an awesome lube. You might feel slippery for a while afterward, but not sticky. Astroglide does tend to get sticky, in my opinion.
  • Valyn
    Sounds good! I'll have to look into that! Sex stores around here have wayyy too many options, and so many look flavored from far away.. it's hard to tell what's what!
  • Nashville
    Is this still being used as a clit or being used at all?
  • Lady Neshamah
    thanks for the review
  • Diabolical Kitty
    Great review. I hate pvc so this is off my list.
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