Trojan midnight collection multi-position 5.3 - traditional vibrator by Church and Dwight - review by Miss Anonymous

The Trojan Midnight collection multi-position 5.3 is a wonderful g-spot vibrator. It is a vibrator from the Trojan line: Trojan has expanded their line of products to include a line of beautifully made vibrators. Trojan Midnight is perfect for couples and for people who are single. You can use the Trojan Midnight in the shower, or on your bed. It isn't fully submersible, so you cannot use it in the bathtub. The Trojan Midnight is perfect for internal stimulation as well as external stimulation. You can use it to stimulate anything from your neck to your clitoris.

The Trojan Midnight is made up of two different materials. The first of the two materials is silicone, which is one of the most body safe materials. Silicone can be disinfected by either boiling or wiping down with some water and 10% bleach solution. Although silicone can be boiled, I highly recommend NOT boiling the Trojan Midnight because it does have a motor. When it comes to cleaning the Trojan Midnight, you can use your favorite toy cleaner. You can also use mild soap and water, or a 10% water/bleach combination. You shouldn’t fully submerge it.

You can share this without a condom if you are sharing with a fluid bonded partner. If you aren’t sharing with a fluid bonded partner, I would still recommend using a condom even though it can be fully disinfected. One thing about silicone is that it attracts lint and dust. The Trojan Midnight isn’t any different. You should wipe it down before and after every use.

The second material is what I believe to be is plastic. This plastic is hard and completely smooth. It doesn't carry any type of smell, and can easily be wiped down if you happen to get lube or any other body fluid on it. The handle doesn't have any texture, which can be a problem for some because of the lack of grip. The plastic can also be a little cold upon first touch, but it does quickly warm up to your hands.

The Trojan Midnight doesn't lack in texture. The only real texture is at the top of the vibrator: the silicone area. The Trojan Midnight has what I call a road bump texture. There are five bumps of texture that are slightly raised to help with G-spot stimulation. The texture isn't over the top and it wouldn’t cause anyone pain. I could see how some women wouldn't think this is enough texture, but when combined with the vibrations the texture actually feels more intense. It isn't a bad intense, but a very enjoyable intense. The texture is perfect for people who are advanced in the texture department, and it's a good introduction to someone who is just starting out with texture.

The Trojan Midnight isn't flexible, so it doesn't have any give. You can't bend it: when thrusting you should use caution. You wouldn't want to bruise or hurt your cervix or pelvic region.

When looking the Trojan Midnight, it reminds me of a smiley face or a boomerang. The design should work perfectly with the anatomy of any woman, but I can see how some women may need to put more work into using the Trojan Midnight. I only say this because some women's G-spots are located in a slightly different area. Some may be a little shallower, while some may be a little deeper. The curved shape of the Trojan Midnight makes reaching that sweet spot all the easier.

The size isn't overwhelming at all. The head isn't too large to make insertion uncomfortable, and it isn't too small that you won't feel it. The curved shape also makes it perfect for thrusting when you are using it alone or with a partner. The size of the Trojan Midnight can make it a little harder to hide, but it isn't impossible. The Trojan Midnight also comes with a black storage pouch, which hides it. You can store it in your bedside table or toy box.

The Trojan Midnight measurements are: length: 9", insertable length:6 3/4", diameter:1 1/2".
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The Trojan Midnight is very easy to control. It's operated by two buttons at the butt of the vibrator. This makes it convenient when using it. They're within reach of your thumb, so you don't have to worry about completely removing the toy when needing to change the settings. The buttons are slightly raised and don't require much pressure to change the settings. The vibrations are controlled by two buttons a "-" and "+".

Pressing the "+" button not only turns it on, but it also takes you to the next set of vibrations. When you need to turn off your Trojan Midnight you press the "-" button. This button also takes you back to the previous setting. When changing settings forward or backward you have to press the button once, but when turning it off or on you have to hold down the button for a few seconds.

The Trojan Midnight has 8 different settings of vibrations and patterns, five of them being intensity settings and 3 being enhancing pulse patterns. When you get to the last setting the Trojan Midnight doesn't double back and start over again from the first pattern - you have to press the "-" button to get back to the first one. One major plus about the Trojan Midnight is that it comes with batteries. I do wish that it was rechargeable. Another thing I also really like is that they don't give you an off brand type of battery. They give you Duracell batteries. I first thought they gave you such good batteries because this would eat batteries, but surprisingly it doesn't. I've used it a several times on one of the highest setting and it’s still going strong.

The vibration patterns are as follows:
1. Low
2. Medium
3. High
4. Very high
5. Extremely high
6. High revving pulsations
7. High very fast pulsations, almost bullet like
8. Four quick pulsations followed by one longer pulsation

The vibrations are not only strong, but they are somewhat on the loud side. When using it at its highest setting you can hear it through the covers and possibly through a closed door if you are in a silent room. The vibrations can give you a case of the itchy fingers. This isn't a problem for me, but it can be a little annoying for some. The vibrations can be a little strong and on its highest setting may be too strong for some.

Another awesome function of the Trojan Midnight is that it has a multi-directional head. The head can be turned into different directions for different areas of stimulation, and a little different length. When the head is turning away from the body it does make the Trojan look a little longer than it actually is. The turning of the head is a major added plus, and it even makes reaching or even finding your G-spot a million times easier.
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When caring for the Trojan Midnight, you can wash it with your favorite toy cleaner. When you aren't using it, you can store it in the black storage pouch that is included with it. This makes storing it in the toy box easier. You don't have to worry about it coming in contact with anything it shouldn't, like jelly toys. Jelly toys have the habit of melting onto items and leaving behind not so pretty residue. You should clean it before and after every use. Keep it away from direct sunlight, and when you aren't using it you should remove the batteries. If you need to use any type of lube, make sure you use water based lube. Using anything else could severely damage your toy.

The Trojan Midnight comes in a purple box. The box is thin cardboard, and it does have a window so the toy is in plain view, so giving this toy in public situations can be a little difficult. When giving it in a private setting it would be more acceptable. The box does have some information on the back, such as what it's made of and the different vibration settings. When you open the package the toy and the batteries are sitting inside of a snap plastic casing. This keeps your toy and batteries from sliding around in the box. Behind the package is your black storage pouch. When storing it you can use the black pouch. There isn't a need to keep the box, because it's quite large and takes up more space then needed.
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When I first opened the package I wasn't sure what to expect. I've never used anything by Trojan before other than the condoms. I've seen the commercials for some of the vibrators. They claim to be amazing enough to blow your hair back. I have to admit, the claims weren't over exaggerated. The vibrations on this Trojan Midnight vibrator are simply amazing. The texture of it is also quite awesome. I wasn't sure if I was going to like it, but I have fallen in love with it. My boyfriend loved using it on me during our "Mutual masturbation" sessions. The length of the Trojan allowed him to get to me without any problem. He personally wasn't crazy about the itchy fingers that it gives you, but it didn't bother me.

When it comes to rating this product, I personally would love to give it five stars because I just love it. But for the sake of this being a descriptive review, I’m going to give it four stars. I’m only taking off one star because I wish it was a little quieter, and when looking for a vibrator most women go for something that gives them the maximum amount of power with the most discreet sound.