Didn't Make my Heart Flutter...

This toy sucks in my honest opinion. It stinks, it's loud and I don't like it. I was highly disappointed and I don't think I will be using this toy much at all. The only thing good about it is that its cute and you can take the nasty sleeve off of it.
Published:
Pros
Removable sleeve
Cute
Cons
Smells nasty
Sticky
Slimy
Loud
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

Softees Hearts of Love is a traditional vibrator. It works well for couple or solo play, in the bathroom, bedroom, or anywhere really. It can be used somewhat for G-spot stimulation or to be pressed up against the clitoris for a little stimulation. My husband also got a little adventurous and used it on my nipples, which was an interesting sensation. This toy is not good where discretion is needed, since it is kinda loud.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

This toy smells nasty! It is supposed to be velvety but I found it sticky and squishy. The raised hearts did nothing for me, except to make it look pretty. The texture is swirled hearts, they are to soft and really don't do anything I really couldn't feel them. I would recommend this for beginners.

Softees Hearts of love is made from a TPR Silicone removable sleeve with a plastic vibrator underneath. TPR silicone is a rubber silicone compound and is a 6 on the material safety list. It is Hypo-allergenic, Latex-free, and Phthalates-free.

After using the toy, it was slimy and nasty and I really just couldn't get over the smell. After washing it in warm water with a mild soap it was still sticky and gross.
    • Bumpy
    • Sticky
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

This toy is lavender in color with a length of 7 1/2". Its insertable length is 6 1/2", with a circumference of 5 3/4" and a diameter of 1 3/4". It weighs a mere 0.5 lbs. It is a torpedo shape with a point. It is a good size and shape for beginners. I like the size. It's decent and the raised hearts are really cute. You could take it with you on travels, but I wouldn't. This toy really didn't do anything for me at all.
    • Beginner
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations were great felt throughout the shaft. However, on the higher settings, this toy is very loud. This toy has a dial on the bottom to adjust the vibrations from low to high. It was a bit of a pain in the butt to adjust. I liked that I could pull the sleeve off and use the plastic vibrator underneath. That preforms better than with the sleeve on it, in my opinion. I used it underwater and it didn't help it any. It worked, but it still wasn't all that great.
    • Multiple settings
    • Not discreet at all
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

This toy is a pain in the rear to clean and take care of. I used warm water and a mild soap, but it was still sticky and nasty after using it. It needs to be washed before and after every use and you have to make sure you clean around each of the hearts. I store it back in the package it came in, because I have noticed it sticks to things. This toy should only be used with water-based lubricants!
    • Hard to clean

Packaging

This toy came in a plastic case that opens easily. It came with a bunch of battery information stuffed into the bottom where the batteries go. Not much user information other then that. It is good to store the toy in between uses.
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Experience

I don't like it. The smell made me gag when I first took it out. My husband had that same reaction. It is too squishy and slimy and sticky. It is not my favorite toy at all. It couldn't bring me to an orgasm. I think because the noise really distracts from enjoying myself. I wouldn't recommend this toy.
Follow-up commentary
Still stinks, still too squishy and too loud. I really don't like this thing and I think I will be getting rid of it very soon.
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  • Contributor: married with children
    good review, thanks for sharing.
  • Contributor: acessorie
    awesome review!
  • Contributor: karay123
    Great review! Bummer about this!!!
  • Contributor: Ash1141
    Good review! No wonder the toy is discontinued. Yuck.
  • Contributor: Melissa Smith
    nice review!
  • Contributor: The Curious Couple
    Very nice review, thank you!
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