Jesse's Vibro Pussy Sucker: It sucks alright...

I didn't really know what to expect when I received this item. The suction is too weak but if you don't mind holding it in place long enough to pump it up a little, once you get the vibrations going and those little jelly spikes are doing their thing, it's a pretty great experience.
Published:
Pros:
Jelly like spikes mixed with intense vibrations were amazing.
Cons:
Weak suction requiring me to hold toy in place.
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review

Use

The product is intended for use on the clitoral and vaginal area. You are supposed to be able to place the suction face onto you and pump to create suction and once you've got a good suction going you turn the vibrations on. The inside of the suction face has these tiny little spike like jellies that are intended to tickle your clit. Anyone can you use whenever they choose too, it's relatively quiet.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The product is made of a soft jelly like material. It's nice to the touch but hard to clean. The inside of the suction face has tiny little spikes made of the same material. They are loose so when you turn the vibrations on they tickle you. As far as the material and texture itself goes, it's good for everyone, but cleaning the product is kind of difficult because the material is so porous.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

When I opened up the package and pulled out my new toy I immediately noticed how BIG the suction face is. NO woman's vaginal area is THAT big. In fact, when I first starting experimenting with it, it took quite a bit of finagling. This disappointed me quite a bit, however, I was very pleased to find the jelly spikes on the inside for stimulating your clit. I don't think it would be the easiest toy to hide, it would fit into a small drawer but take up most of the space.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

To be quite honest, the suction was extremely weak and I had to hold it in place the entire time I used it. Granted, once I had found the right way to hold it I started using the hand pump to suction my clit and it felt amazing and my clit got pretty engorged. I quickly turned on the vibration trigger which is on a separate controller. It has two speeds: low (which is too low) and high, which, at first, I thought was too weak, but once I turned it on, it was perfect with the spikes working on my clit. Amazingly enough, I came pretty quickly, I credit this to the suction and the little spikes inside the suction.
    • Discreet sound
    • Hard to figure out

Care and Maintenance

As I mentioned before, this toy is made of a jelly like material that is rather porous which makes cleaning it difficult. To make that worse, it's not waterproof. So what I ended up doing was rubbing it down with a hand rag with soap and warm water and then wiping it one last time with a toy towelette. It's kind of big and it has a hand pump as well as a remote for the vibrations so it's not very discreet and as I said before, you could fit it in a small drawer but it would probably take a good portion of the room up.
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean

Personal comments

Firstly, This was my first experience using a suction type device. Although I struggled with this particular one I did get a feel for what that type of play has potential for. I certainly won't give up on my desire to experience a better type of suction. Secondly, the jelly like spikes inside of the suction face were awesome. They covered every inch of my clit and mixed with the vibrations it was awesome! My only qualm is the suction. I wouldn't mind having a product that would allow my hands to be free.
    • Fun jelly spikes
    • Good vibrations
    • Weak suction
Follow-up commentary
I've used this toy many many times since I wrote my first review. After a few times of fumbling with it I figured out the perfect way to apply the suction and usually it's the only thing I need to achieve orgasm. The vibrations are nice and strong and with the right amount of pumping and releasing suction it's kind of incredible. I LOVE IT.
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Comments
  • ToyGeek
    ToyGeek  
    A shame the suction is so disappointing. I had somewhat better luck with this one: [http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/clitoral-stimulators/penetrating-mini-clitoral-pump] -- much improved suction, but worthless vibrations.

    Great review!
  • Waterfall
    Waterfall  
    Thanks for the nice review!!
  • Evoluchun
    Evoluchun  
    thanks for such a great review
  • Entropy
    Entropy  
    It's cool that it grew on you, thanks for the review.
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Thanks for your thoughtful review of this very MIXED review item.
  • SadoMas
    SadoMas  
    ty
  • Boyqueen
    Boyqueen  
    Nice review
  • Dear Ruby
    Dear Ruby  
    thanks for the review!
  • Hubby80
    Hubby80  
    Thanks for the review.
  • noofbat
    noofbat  
    Very well done review! I'm glad it worked out!
  • mrssnyder
    mrssnyder  
    nice review
  • Tantric Tendencies
    Tantric Tendencies  
    Thanks for review.
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