Ophoria Bliss #8 - traditional vibrator by Lover's Choice Inc. - review by Betty Rocket

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Ophoria Bliss #8

Traditional vibrator by Lover's Choice Inc.

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My vagina said "no"

To me, it is imperative that any insertable vibe have some kind of loving touch for your tender parts. That they are firm, but give in to your body. This vibe is an immovable force, one that I would like to avoid in the future.
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Pros:
Silicone, splash-proof, vibrations are quite strong.
Cons:
Very rigid and uncomfortable.
Rating by reviewer:
1
somewhat useful review
The Bliss #8 is another in the Ophoria collection of unique traditional vibrators. Ophoria is a luxury product line from Lover's Choice, a large "intimate products" manufacturer.

The Ophoria Bliss #8 is, without a doubt, a beautiful piece. But it is quite intimidating, at least to me. A seven inch, 100% silicone shaft covered with rings that vary in location and curve. The rings are quite pronounced, and are not very subtle. At first glance, I was concerned about whether or not this vibe would work for me. I ran my hand up and down the shaft, closing my fingers around it. The texture is very smooth, yet the rings and shaft are extremely rigid, not pliable at all. They did not give a bit when I squeezed them in my hand. I was quite worried about this one, concerned that the rings would be a little uncomfortable.

The control is a push button located at the end of the vibe. Two AA batteries are inserted simply, and the battery compartment appears to be quite secure.

The vibe is silicone, so be sure to use only water based lubricants. It is very easy to clean and splash-proof. (not immersible)

So, on a dry run, I tested out the five functions it is described as having. The very first time I pressed the button, the vibe immediately went to a roller coaster type function, completely skipping a normal function. It took me about three tries of turning it off and on again to get the normal droning vibration I wanted. Perhaps it was just working the kinks out, but I was a little concerned about this. The vibe does sport five functions, and is quite powerful. It was a little noisy, but easily concealable. Despite my intimidation, I was looking forward to playing with it.
Experience
After about fifteen minutes of warming myself up, I arranged myself in a comfortable position and attempted to take on this strange looking toy. Application straight to my clit was heavenly, the intensity of the vibration and the functions were on point. So far, so good... I lubed the vibe up quite well, and prepared for glory.

Not so much...

I managed to get two inches of this vibe inside of me, but the popping sensation of the rings squeezing past my vaginal walls truly made me cringe. My pussy clamped down on this thing, refusing to allow it any further access. It packed up it's necessary lubrication, closed the door, and kicked the Bliss right out.

If I think about it, maybe I had psyched myself out. Perhaps my vagina was just reacting to the mental block I had built when I first took it out of the package.

Maybe not.

This vibe is very tough, rigid and unforgiving. I am not a fan of vibes that do not have some pliability, that do not move with the curves I have on the inside. This vibe is just too rough, at least for me.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • jedent
    jedent  
    Sounds almost like a torture device!
  • Femme Mystique
    Femme Mystique  
    I'm confused... the shaft is rigid? The rings? Both?
  • Betty Rocket
    Betty Rocket  
    Thanks for rating my review not useful guys, appreciate it
  • Betty Rocket
    Betty Rocket  
    What a community!!
  • Minxy
    Minxy  
    Hi Betty,
    I'm sorry so many people have slammed this review,I honestly cant understand why! I think it's a very good review. Is the review being slammed because you didn't enjoy this product and you were honest about it? if so,honestly how juvenile!! This toy looks like it could cause serious discomfort. I think it's wrong that this review and you're consensus are being treated this way! I still think ur GREAT!!!!!
  • Whoa
    This place is depressing. I would not buy a single item here, especially after seeing how this transpired.

  • Mae Baby
    Mae Baby  
    I wonder why people didn't like this review? I liked it and thought it was informative...I gave you a good rating!
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Viktor Vysheslav Malkin  
    I love the color Big smile
  • slavetoHim
    slavetoHim  
    I guess I don't know what all of that above me is about, but I liked this review because it stopped me from ordering something that would have absolutely left me disappointed.

    It also let me know that it's not the Ophoria line, just this particular "toy".

    I can't handle rigid ridges (that's fun to say). Very bad mojo on the hoho. I liked the look of this item, like the maker, but without knowing that the ridges are not very giving, I would have been horribly unhappy with this item.
  • Xavier7
    Xavier7  
    Why the "not useful at all" votes? I thought this review was excellent!!!!
  • nicole07
    nicole07  
    great review
  • ToyGurl
    ToyGurl  
    I definitely don't see who could have voted "not useful at all"... I think you gave a good review on your opinion of this toy. I think what they may have been looking for were some measurements, size, shape, etc. Maybe some advice about how to use the toy. Not just bashing it. But I definitely understand, if you hate a toy, you hate it.
  • The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
    The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary  
    Yep going to avoid this one!
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