Opulent ultra thin ruby luster by California Exotic

The Opulent ultra thin ruby luster is small, thin, and requires two N batteries (included). The massager came in an easy to open plastic clamshell. I was happy to see that the two N batteries were included because I didn’t feel like going to the store at night searching for these kinds of batteries. The reason I selected it was because it is ideal for those, like me, who have tight orifices that cannot yet handle standard vibrators. It has an angled tip with raised bumps that should be perfect for finding the right spots. The sleek slim design and color of iridescent hot pink is very appealing and it is easy to clean with water-based sex toy cleaner. It has a button to turn it on and off at the base which is easily accessible.

The massager was easily inserted into my pussy, which made me happy.  Unfortunately, that’s all the joy I received from using this small massager. There was no speed control- it was one speed. I wager my cell phone has more of a satisfying vibration to it than this thing. Once inside my pussy and turned on I quickly forgot it was in there because it gave off none of the sensation that would usually send me into vibrator ecstasy. Though the sound was low both inside my body and out of it, which made it discreet, I did not receive any pleasure from this so called “massager.” Even after applying it to my clit- which is usually guaranteed to make me gush- I didn’t receive so much as a tingle from the application, and soon had to resort to putting this little massager aside and use my bullet to satisfy my needs.

Even for sex toy beginners like me this is a big disappointment. Not enough vroom for me to get off. I doubt it has the stuff to bring even a 40 year old female virgin to any kind of climax. Again, very disappointing. If you’re looking for substance buy something else, preferably with a speed control. This massager is not it. Don’t waste your money on it.

I'm being generous giving it 1 vroom. I can't feel it in my body but I can feel it somewhat in my hand so I know the batteries are working in there somehow.