Astro ride - vibrator by Golden Triangle - review by b0xergirliegirl

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Astro ride

G-spot vibrator by Golden Triangle

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Space age sexy idea, but not even remotely ASTROnomical ...

Astro certainly didn't make me see stars, but rather crashed and burned. If you're looking for the all around satisfying, waterproof, vibrating toy, this is certainly NOT my first choice!
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Pros:
Soft, jelly, pleasurable ribs, quiet, and bendable.
Cons:
Very minimal stimulation!!
Rating by reviewer:
2
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Astro ride arrived in a standard plastic package, with that sort of ‘my first 1970s sex toy’ feel, but still it looked promising ...

It appeared to combine for a perfect threesome:
1) 1 1/2 inches wide at the tip of its soft jelly bulbous head
2) followed by six tantalizing ribs to add to your pleasure
3) last but certainly not least, a bendable core allowing up to 90 degrees in any direction

**Sounding good so far right?!?! So let me add just a few more high points:
Astro is a little over 7" tall, averages 1 1/4 inches wide overall, and is waterproof!

The overall material is ‘jelly’ (Poly vinyl chloride). So it feels great in the shower, or the pool with just water or you can use a silicone lubricant.

*Just remember: Jelly material can't be sterilized. Therefore no sharing without a condom! Clean all jelly toys with the warm water and toy cleaner, no strong soaps, and store in a cool dark place.

So it's still all sounding great right?!?!? That's what I thought, but was so disappointed! It takes three AAA batteries, which you put in with a 1/2 twist of the hard plastic base cap (which I wasn't convinced would keep any water out at all, but to my surprise it did). Now for the blast off!

I turned it on, and immediately realized - well ... it's very quiet, but the reason for that is that it's barely vibrating!!!! I of course went and switched to a different brand new pack of batteries, but no change. The vibration is the strongest right below the bulb, which of course you can bend into any position you want. It did a great job reaching my G spot, but unfortunately 90% of the stimulation had to come from me manually.

Now I have gone back to try Astro out on several occasions, because it looks great. In the shower the jelly feel, combined with the ribs and bend-ability, is fantastic; but if you're looking for vibrations, there's far better toys out there.
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  • Mamastoys
    Mamastoys  
    what a strange looking vibe! glad is is waterproof. thanks for the review!
  • Naughty Student
    Naughty Student  
    Personaly, I am surprised the 3 AAA didnt suffice, usually I need 2 AA but I think 3 AAA would be good. Maybe the Jelly material doesn't transmit the vibrations too well. Atleast you can use it as a tease in the shower before getting ready for the main course. Thanks for the review!
  • b0xergirliegirl
    b0xergirliegirl  
    I agree, 2AA is typically good, and I thought 3AAA would certainly suffice, but I think part of the problem is the positioning of the bullet, in that it is just surrounded by too much "jelly" and the areas that aren't just are not in the right stimulation zone. Wondering
  • Airen Wolf
    Airen Wolf  
    The astro line seems to be gentle in the extreme. I have the Astro and while I love the shape of the toy and the elastomer is easy to keep clean it just doesn't vibrate enough to even get me started!

    It's a shame cause their toys are so pretty and unusually shaped...these would be good for really sensitive beginners or those who just don't like a heavy vibration I suppose.
    Thanks for the review!
  • LavenderSkies
    LavenderSkies  
    Thanks!
  • anonymouse58
    anonymouse58  
    Thank you, sorry it didn't live up to it's name :/
  • kendra30752
    kendra30752  
    Dang! What a shame! I almost got this, thought it looked purrfect until I read reviews. Lol. I would really have no use if the vibes aren't strong. Too bad because it looks like it had a lot of potential. Sorry it didn't measure up. Better luck next time. Thanks for the helpful, honest review.
  • Jon S
    Jon S  
    ty for the review
  • Fidelity
    Fidelity  
    Thanks
  • Top Living In A Lie
    Top Living In A Lie  
    Thanks for the review
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