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The Luv Sux... just kind of sux.

Perhaps I got a bad unit, but this toy to me seemed cheap and gimmicky. The vibrator was malfunctioning, and its ability to suction comfortably did not meet my expectations.
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Pros:
Strong suction for those who like it.
Cons:
Smell, cheap materials, pokey nubs, bad vibrator.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review
I received this toy in a timely manner, as is to be expected from Edenfantasys, and I was eager to try it out! Unfortunately, my expectations were not met, and this toy did not live up to what I'd hoped.

First things first, the material that the suction cup, is made out of is thermoplastic rubber... which has its ups and downs. Its positive side is that it phthalate free, firm yet supple, and can be washed with soap and water to clean it somewhat. The downside is its porosity. While it is not the veritable bacterial sponge that jelly rubber is, it is more porous than silicone, and cannot be sterilized. I would not recommend sharing this item between partners. More info about TPR can be found here. Also, I found that this toy has a slight plastic-y odor.

The pump is made out of very tacky cheap plastic, and I couldn't help but wonder when it would snap in half in my hand. To be honest, I had problems getting this to suction onto the clit like it is supposed to. I have regular-sized labia, and I could not suction it over them unless I shaved first. And even before I shaved, the hair was already trimmed fairly short. When attempting to suction it beneath my outer labia onto the clit, my labia pushed it off yet again.

There are small "pleasurable" plastic nubs that will be pushed into whatever you're attempting to suction the toy onto, but they only served to hold the vibration away from my clitoris, distancing the pleasure from the pleasure organ!

And even if the nubs weren't there, the included bullet vibrator was unreliable and malfunctioned. I used the batteries included and then went out to find another set, but the vibrator had problems functioning. It would turn off sporadically, change intensity on its own, and often not work at all. I double and triple-checked to ensure that the batteries were correctly placed, but they were every time.

At this point, I was excessively frustrated with this toy. I could only successfully (comfortably) suction it onto a nipple, and even then, those damned nubs dug uncomfortably into my skin and the vibrator failed to work properly. It would stay on my clitoris under my outer labia only if pumped up many times... but at that level of suction, it felt less like pleasure and more like a plastic leech.

The only upside is that the suction can be quite strong. Unfortunately, it would only remain suctioned if it was pumped up quite a lot. And suction at that level of intensity was, to me, rather uncomfortable, and left me with little imprinted dots from the nubs all around my clitoris.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    It seems like there are NO good ones of these!
  • lexical
    lexical  
    This design appears to be extremely similar to the Dr. Z Nipple Pleaser and it also sounds like they have the same problems! It's a shame...I really LOVE the idea of a suction toy, but it seems like no one has managed to make an effective one yet! Maybe I should just design one myself, LOL!
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Viktor Vysheslav Malkin  
    Great review! Big smile
  • MasterBlaster
    MasterBlaster  
    This just looks like more trouble than its worth.
  • Elliotstar
    Elliotstar  
    It's a shame this one wasn't v. good.
  • Lady Neshamah
    Lady Neshamah  
    great review
  • evanovca
    evanovca  
    too bad it isn't great, it's a neat idea.
  • Mr. Poopy Pants
    Mr. Poopy Pants  
    Thank for the review!
  • tammyandy69
    tammyandy69  
    Good review
  • stlouisxxx
    stlouisxxx  
    Nice review. I would like to have my girlfriend try suction, as I have seen it in a few videos & thought it was extremely sexy
  • ijako9
    ijako9  
    Too bad nice review
  • Top Living In A Lie
    Top Living In A Lie  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Fun with Dick & Jane
    Fun with Dick & Jane  
    Great review, thanks for the info!
  • rms1992
    rms1992  
    thanks for the review
  • Tbanda
    Tbanda  
    Thanks, great review!
  • AmberM
    AmberM  
    Thanks for the review.
  • richsam
    richsam  
    Great review
  • Undead
    Undead  
    Thanks for the review
  • Teaser
    Teaser  
    This looked like it might be just the thing, too.
  • damnbul12
    damnbul12  
    Thank you for the review.
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