Penthouse Laura Doone 1974 hairy pussy - penis sleeve by Topco Sales - review by Gary

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Penthouse Laura Doone 1974 hairy pussy - penis sleeve Penis sleeve by Topco Sales
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Penthouse Laura Doone 1974 hairy pussy

Penis sleeve by Topco Sales

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1974 Commemorative Edition Delight

This is a very well made, and realistic feeling masturbation toy. The nostalgic commemorative packaging, and the addition of hair, also make it extremely unique. So if you are looking for something a little different, or even a gift for someone who enjoys the ‘unshaven look’, this would be a great toy to consider.
Published: October 4, 2009
Pros:
Awesome packaging, unique look, amazingly realistic feel. A+!
Cons:
The remote bullet didn’t work. It’s possible I got a bad one, but that is really my only complaint.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

After taking this toy out of its packaging, examining everything that was included, and cleaning the toy with warm water and antibacterial soap, I began preparing for our first date. Once everything, and everybody, was ready to go (aside from being being all lubed up), I popped the batteries into the remote control for the bullet… and nothing happened. I messed around with it for a minute, tried a different set of batteries, and then tossed it aside. The bullet and controller were now officially dead to me. No big deal.

I then grabbed the trusty ol’ pump bottle of Maximus, and shot a generous amount of lube into Laura Doone’s Hairy 1974 pussy, and then onto myself. At first I had a problem ‘entering’. The opening was too tight. So I used both hands, stretched it wide open, and then entered. Everything seemed to work great once I achieved insertion.

Once inside, I was immediately impressed by how realistic this toy felt. I would not say that it felt 100% realistic. But, if it wasn’t quite as tight, and it didn’t gently squeeze you as you went in and out, I would grade it in the low to mid ninety percentile as far as realistic feel is concerned.

Now I tried using this toy in a hand-held way, where I stayed still and moved the pussy back and forth. I also set it on a flat surface, where I did all the moving as it stayed still. This second way, with the pussy sitting stationary, seemed to really be the best way (for me at least) to use this. And using it was quite awesome.

Material / Texture

This pussy is made out of Cyberskin, (and I have no idea what material the hair is made out of). Cyberskin is a phthalates-free and latex-free material, but it is also a very porous material which is difficult to clean and not possible to sterilize. For these reasons, it is recommended that you wear a condom when using this pussy, though I myself opted not to.

The texture of this pussy feels like rubbery skin when you are touching and holding it, but it feels extremely realistic when it is being used. The hair is basically a visual enhancement, as I did not notice any difference in feeling.

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

Roughly, I would describe the shape of this toy as being a somewhat square piece of Cyberskin, that connects to a cylindrical Cyberskin tube. But really, it's kind of a big hunk of Cyberskin. The front is the entrance to Laura Doone’s 1974 Hairy Pussy, the back opened, and the bottom is flat. It is approximately 4”x4”x7”, and weight about 1.5 pounds.

The design of this pussy is a lot better than I was expecting it to be. I have used a lot of smaller hand held masturbators before, as well as much larger dolls. So this was the first time I have ever used what I would refer to as a ‘table top masturbator’. I am not saying you need to use it on a table top, but the flat bottom, the gripping Cyberskin texture, and the weight of this toy, really work well together to keeping it from moving during use. While you could hold and move this pussy, I do believe that it is meant to be used stationary on a flat surface.

The fit… was great! The opening is extremely tight, and I did need to use both hands to spread the pussy open so that I could get inside of it. However once I was inside, everything was fine. There is a lot more of the Cyberskin material on the front of this toy, so when withdrawing past a certain point you do get pushed a little bit by the toy. This push is not significant enough to cause you to pop out, and the sensation it adds is definitely a plus.

Functions / Performance / Controls

This pussy came with a bullet to insert into the back opening. It did not work at all, so I never got a chance to test this. The toy was still amazing without it. The bullet was attached to a remote control via a thin cord. The remote and bullet did appear to be somewhat on the cheaper looking side as far as construction and materials are concerned. The bullet speed is controlled by a single sliding button.

I put a fresh, brand new, never before used, set of batteries in the remote. The red LED came on, but nothing happened. I tried other batteries, messing with the cord, and finally beating it against a hard surface. Nothing worked. Oh well.

Care and Maintenance

As I already mentioned, Cyberskin is a very porous material that cannot be sterilized. So this toy is not safe to share without using a condom. You should only use water based lubricant with this toy. Silicone and oil based lubes will likely cause damage to the material.

This pussy was very easy to clean. I first rinsed it off, and out, with warm water. This seemed to clean everything that you would want to clean off, or out, of the pussy. After the pre-rinse, I washed it with anti-bacterial soap, rinsed it off, and patted it dry with a towel. I then let it sit out overnight to completely dry before putting it in a gallon size freezer bag and storing it.

Ideally you should store this in a Ziploc bag, or something to protect it and keep it from coming into contact with other toys, materials, and dust. It should also be stored in a cool dark place. By following these storing instructions, you will significantly extend the lifespan of your toy.

Packaging

The packaging for this toy is pretty awesome. It was not really that fancy, and did not consist of anything that was unnecessary for the most part, but it just looked really slick. Yes, it did have the naked picture of Laura Doone, but it was all very stylish and done tastefully. At least I thought it was done tastefully.

The toy itself was amazing, but the single greatest thing about it was the little 1” cube of Cyberskin with a little pussy on it, that you could touch through a circular cutout in the box to give you a sample of what the material felt like.

This little mini pussy is just the coolest, cutest, tiny little thing.

Personal comments

To see a silly comic I made, and to read some more about my opinion of this product, please visit my blog.

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Follow-up commentary
As strange and unusual as this toy looks, it feels awesome! I don't use it very often, but it has held up very well for over a year now. (I still plan on shaving it someday)
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Sammi (verified)

Lol - that is interesting that they did market that way Smile

Great review!

10/05/2009
~LaUr3n~ (verified)

You seem really well educated and it shows in your writing style. True or no thanks for reviewing a product that many might not even consider trying.

10/05/2009
Victoria (verified)

My FAVORITE part was the tiny pussy!!! And I liked giving the big pussy a mohawk!

10/08/2009
Adriana Ravenlust (verified)

B-but.. it's so scary!

10/09/2009
Gary (verified)

Thanks everyone! Yes, this may not be the perfect toy for everyone... but I think that anyone who is not too intimidated to give it a chance, will have a great time 'dating' this toy! Smile

10/12/2009
Pumpkin Lady (verified)

It looks like a lazy mouth with a mustache. Wondering Nice review!

10/17/2009
Gary (verified)

Ha, yeah I can kind of see that!

10/18/2009
ZenaidaMacroura (verified)

The hair on this thing just makes it look so funny. Haha. Great review.

12/11/2010
PassionQT (verified)

I think it's kind of kinky! Great review.

12/11/2010
B8trDude (verified)

This thing looks like Cousin It with a pussy - or perhaps the "Wolfwoman" - damn it's hairy!

12/11/2010
Emily! (verified)

Creepy. I think fake hair on a fake pussy is just weird. Great review, thanks.

12/12/2010
jroho (verified)

Porn from the 70's is awesome. Commemorative edition hairy pussy from the 70's sleeve? Eh, maybe not. Still, I give them credit for originality. Thanks for the great review.

02/12/2011
Xavier7 (verified)

Ugh, I don't like it, but I do appreciate the review! I'll bet one could cut the hair off if they loved the toy but not the hair, anyway.

02/14/2011
MrWishyWashy (verified)

Great review....that is pretty darn hairy...hot though

09/30/2011
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