Kaede inflatable lover with lifelike masturbator - female love doll by Cal Exotics - review by deceased

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Kaede inflatable lover who travels with you (free)

Kaede makes an all out different gift for that bachelor party or for those guys who like anime or have destroyed their fleshlights with soap and water.
Published:
Pros:
Someone really studied anime and Manga art for this product.
Cons:
Slimy and a little too weird....
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
OK, here is the fantasy....a lover who is totally silent and docile and you fuck without foreplay or worrying about her feelings. She's totally kawaii (Japanese for cute) and full of moe moe magic (female magic in the anime realm). Interested?

I estimate this product is for young guys who still use stuff like X-Box and read Manga novelettes and watch anime, or are into vinyl cosplay (costume play).

Kaede is PVC, and although the theme is Japanese anime, she was born (manufactured) in China, illustrated in Japan and distributed by CalExotics.

She's as long as my forearm and a little smidgeon thicker than my upper arm. She is your 15 inch tall,neck rest shaped lover. (She may be made for a travel companion, but I would deflate her instead of using her as a neck pillow on the plane)

She has no arms or legs, she's a bit bowling pin shaped with an opening at the bottom to slide in the enclosed "lifelike" masturbator.

Kaede is printed via on both sides, both of a buxom anime character in a French Maid outfit. Her flat printed breasts are exposed, the nipples and areolas are covered with brown tape you can remove. She has big, green eyes. If these eyes were on a similar scale to a real human, they would each take up 25 percent of her face, which is considered beautiful to both the Japanese culture, and also that of large squid (who have the largest known eyeballs of any creatures, up to 4 feet in diameter for the giant squid!)She is also pretty much sans nose and lips, also an ideal. Look at Hello Kitty.....no mouth and she is supposed to be the spokesperson for Sanrio.......but enough of this digression....Kaede has no genitalia to be seen. If you turn her upside down, there is a pocket or hole where the masturbator is inserted.

The masturbator is a little shorter than a Bic pen lengthwise and is the color of cooked or dried squid. It feels exactly like raw squid though . It's slimy, and made of TPR, and thankfully odorless. It can be washed in antibacterial soap and lubed with water based lubes. It's 6 inches long. The inside is ribbed for your pleasure. The colorful box proclaims it a lifelike, tight and stretchy pussy. That's somewhat accurate. Note, it didn't say human pussy. I'll never look at Ika (squid) or Calamari (squid if you aren't Japanese or Squiddish) the same. The box, which is just so Kawaii, it refers to the vagina as "love tunnel". The love tunnel is supposed to accomodate "up to 8 inches". The box did not say 8 inches of what, so I assume that's Ninja Sword.

It's sold as a novelty only. (Like you'd marry it or make it your partner in your law practice?)
Experience
My Ninja Sword kept pulling Kaede's pussy out of her inflatable lovebody. She prolapsed and I had the whole lubricated love tunnel on me like an angry squid who lost all its tentacles. I practiced shallower, but still got the same result. The love tunnel is too weird and slimy to hold on to by itself. Interesting concept. We won't be going on any trips together anytime soon. Wahes up nicely. Takes forever to deflate though....

For people who like cute stuff from Japan:

http://www.jbox.com/PAGE/aboutjlist.html
Follow-up commentary
Still rate it at a 3. Needs a few improvements, but Kaede is studily made, easy to inflate, easy to clean, and the punanni can be used separately from the pillow. Its still hard to keep her from prolapsing her doll parts, but it is a cute, easy to travel with novelty, and not as kinky as an inflatable sheep.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Kaede inflatable lover with lifelike masturbator tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Can be worn during masturbation
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Men only
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Comments
  • El-Jaro
    El-Jaro  
    LOVE IT!!!

  • deceased
    deceased  
    note: women will not find this review useful at all. Kaede is fun, but you can not dress her up but you can take her deflate close to anywhere...
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Good review
  • Arabella Eve
    Arabella Eve  
    Awesome review. Gotta love Kaede's squid eyes. o.O. Heehee. Sorry she wasn't more entertaining.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    "I'll never look at Ika (squid) or Calamari (squid if you aren't Japanese or Squiddish) the same." lol I love this line.
  • Midway through
    Midway through  
    Great review
  • BadgersRose
    BadgersRose  
    Fantastic review.
  • SadoMas
    SadoMas  
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