Jill kelly sex doll - female love doll by Cal Exotics - review by MaxD

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Jill kelly sex doll - female love doll Female love doll by Cal Exotics
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Jill kelly sex doll

Female love doll by Cal Exotics

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My dear Jill Kelly,

If your looking for something a little bit better than an average blow up doll, this would be good for you! The doll really doesn't look all that much like Jill Kelly, but I have seen worse! The mouth is fairly pleasurable, if you are of average size. The removable vagina feels pretty good as a jack off sleeve, but don't expect it to stay in the doll. It's quite an investment and I'm not convinced this is the best you can do for the price.
Published: January 29, 2009
Pros:
Nice suction, removable vagina
Cons:
Senso material, rough edges, Vagina wouldn't stay in doll
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
What has become of you? You've clearly let yourself go as your lipstick is not even close to perfect and your blonde hair is a tangled mess. Yes, I loved you anyway even though you have some extra pieces of vinyl hanging from your backdoor that I was afraid I might injure my member on at first. Fortunately I didn't but, I was unable to receive the tight anal opening sensation that I was promised. Your vagina was nearly perfect even though it is made from Senso material but, it just would not stay attached to you. I had to remove it and finish myself off without any help from you. I do have to admit, you're breasts are more realistic than I had expected but, they were rather over exaggerated. In fact, they felt a bit like an old dried out water bottle with air inside. They did not bounce or move at all when I slapped them playfully. Then every time I thought things were going nicely between us, you would deflate just so that I would have to blow you up again and yet again! Your air hole just would not stay plugged up! When it was your turn to blow me with your 2 AA battery powered vibrator and separate hand pump, you performed fairly well. I don't think you would allow a very big cock into your mouth though as I am not hugely endowed and I practically filled you up! The multiple speeds controlled by a turn dial were nice but, they could sure get loud on the higher settings!

Let me elaborate just a little more on your vagina. I am glad it is removable so that I don't have to drag you along with me everywhere I go but, it has a smell. In fact, the smell even has a tendency to linger on my skin. Quite frankly, I'm really not in the market for a new cologne. I find it soft, squishy, kind of oily and extremely stretchy but, it's sticky all the time so it collects all kinds of lint and even hair! It cannot be sterilized and I can only use water based lubricant with it so, I felt the need to protect myself with a condom and I would advise others to do the same! The realistic ridges on the inside of the closed ended design was a nice touch though! It is easy to remove from you and wash with antibacterial soap and water or toy cleaner! Your mouth is another story completely as it is not removable!

Your anal opening is strictly vinyl as is the rest of your body (breasts, head and mouth included). That means the material of your anus and mouth are still a porous material and a condom is recommended here too! At least I can use either silicone or water based lubes there as well as clean them with antibacterial soap and water or toy cleaner. It's a bit tricky though since you are all one piece.

I really don't understand what happened to your feet and hands but I would have really admired your fingers and toes. Unfortunately you were not equipped with any. It would have been nice to be hugged back after our lovely sexcapades and feel your hands rubbing my back.

I feel you are a cut above the average, run of the mill blow up doll, but I'm not sure you're worth the investment. You could have been made so much better and looked a little more like yourself for such a hefty price tag. I was really disappointed that you didn't have your little heart tattoo on your right butt cheek too. So, while it is true that we had some good times together, its just not working out.
Experience
It was really hard to keep this love doll blown up because the plug in her back would not stay closed. The anal region was a bit rough at the opening and not as tight as I expected it to be. The vagina had a realistic look and feel to it, but the Senso material is very sticky and oily. The vagina would not stay in the sex doll during play. It kept coming out when I pulled my penis out of it. The ridges inside of the vagina didn't feel too bad once I decided to use it as a sleeve. The mouth wasn't bad either, but it wasn't a mind blowing experience. The suction and vibration was a nice touch, but to be honest, this doll looks nothing like Jill Kelly!

Jill Kelly love doll does have realistic hair that you can grab hold of or comb and style if you're into that too. I guess that does help the appearance somewhat, but it still just looks like a blowup doll. To also help with the appearance they gave this doll eyes that close when she lays down and open when she's standing up just like some baby dolls have. I kind of laughed about that but, who knows, that might be the icing on the cake for you! It really doesn't come close to the real thing at all, but you take what you can get sometimes!

When my wife watched me in action with this sex doll all she could really do was laugh. I'm not sure if she was laughing at what it looked like from her perspective or if she was laughing because Jill's pussy just wouldn't stay in. Either way, she had a good time too!
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Reviewed by MaxD (Eden Advanced reviewer) Man on a mission!
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Gary (verified)

I think that your review is great! It's original and very funny. I laughed at a few parts but especially when you talked about removing the vagina. Unless you are talking about serial killers, that would never come up. Just a suggestion, but you should have filmed this whole experience including your wife standing by laughing and put it on youtube, or hotgoo.com, or even sent it to homegrown. There was a customer comment that said this doll looked like a 50 year old homeless woman. I think between your review and his comment, I am definitely going to get one of these dolls!

01/29/2009
Sleeping Dreamer (verified)

lol- great review!

01/29/2009
Carrie Ann (verified)

I loved this review. Humorous yet all the info was there. Great job! (Too bad the doll isn't as great. Lol)

01/29/2009
Cinnamon Chambers (verified)

Too funny!

01/29/2009
MaxD (verified)

Thank you everyone for the comments!!

Yeti: My wife actually mentioned taking a video of me with this doll after I had already wrote the review. I don't believe I will be doing a video with it anytime soon though! She really doesn't look like a 50 year old woman, she just don't look like Jill Kelly! Wondering

01/30/2009
SlickSheik (verified)

Fabulous review. Well done!

02/06/2009
bobowaxer (verified)

Thanks for a great review and some good laughs!

03/14/2011
fromazoo (verified)

good review

04/02/2011
krisvida (verified)

Thanks for the review!

04/19/2011
LavenderSkies (verified)

Thanks!

05/10/2011
Blooddragon (verified)

Nice!

06/15/2011
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07/05/2011
ShadowKitten (verified)

thanks for the review!

07/08/2011
alayamae (verified)

thanks for the review!

08/20/2011
MrWishyWashy (verified)

Thanks for the review!

10/18/2011
PervyPixie (verified)

Thanks for the review, great chuckle

11/28/2011
Chris15461 (verified)

thanks for the review

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