Rather Not Pet This Pussy
Published: April 1, 2009
useful review
The Penthouse pet Alexus Winston cyberskin® dual entry pet pussy is a glamor toy, much like Alexus is a glamor model. This is all for show, as trying to use it for anything but looking at, will create a slew of problems and end in utmost frustration.
Pros:
Doesn't have a strong cyberskin smell.
Cons:
Becomes sticky, unribbed canal, too tight anal hole, placement of bullet gets in the way.
The Penthouse pet Alexus Winston cyberskin dual entry pet pussy is boring, much like the porn star it's molded after.
If you're not familiar with Alexus, she's mainly a glamor model that got her big break when chosen as the runner-up for Penthouse Pet of the Year in 2000. Her career has been uneventful in past years and there's nothing she has done to be a distinctively memorable star. However, I was delighted to receive another pussy to put to the test.
What I don't like about this particular one is that it gets sticky. A majority of cyberskin toys will if you play with them too much, that's why they come with renew powders. However, Alexus' pussy got sticky while I was still trying to lube it up. Soon after, the entire surface of the toy became sticky and instead of creating friction against my body to help simulate sex, it just stuck against me and caused troubles when thrusting.
The vaginal canal isn't anything spectacular. The canal is 6.5" long and unribbed. While I'm fond of the Chasey Lain Cyberskin pussy because of the smooth canal, Alexus' just feels boring. What sets the two apart is that Chasey had lips that could be played with, while the lips on the Alexus mold can be moved around a little, they don't hug your cock or become an element in your fucking, they're mostly just for show. And as far as show goes, I've seen better.
The anal canal is troublesome. It shares the same hole as the vaginal canal and both are connected by a fairly thin sheath of cyberskin. When entering into the anal canal; if you put your cock in at the wrong angle, instead of your head sliding into the ass, it will pop out the vaginal entry. This was a common occurrence for me as the asshole was so tight and required a lot of force to fit into. The anal canal (since it's also the vaginal one) was smooth and did little to keep me stimulated.
Some positives about this realistic pussy is that it didn't have that overwhelming cyberskin smell. There was a slight scent but nothing too odoriferous to be offensive.
It also has a fairly good weight and the rounded ass cheeks are nice to squeeze if you choose to use this like a masturbation sleeve while you're sitting.
A love/hate with this pussy is that there is a predesignated slot for the bullet on the underside of the toy BUT, if you're thrusting too hard or pushing the mold too forcefully against the bed, you'll be able to feel it as it juts up and under the thigh right next to the vaginal canal. The bullet is cheap as is the controller pack but it's quiet and it gets the job done. I thought it was a little too buzzy with the vibrations skipping on occasion (made me feel like I was about to get an electrical shock) but compared to others I've tried, it wasn't too bad.
All in all, I wasn't impressed and this mold, it's as unmemorable as the porn star it was molded after.
If you're not familiar with Alexus, she's mainly a glamor model that got her big break when chosen as the runner-up for Penthouse Pet of the Year in 2000. Her career has been uneventful in past years and there's nothing she has done to be a distinctively memorable star. However, I was delighted to receive another pussy to put to the test.
What I don't like about this particular one is that it gets sticky. A majority of cyberskin toys will if you play with them too much, that's why they come with renew powders. However, Alexus' pussy got sticky while I was still trying to lube it up. Soon after, the entire surface of the toy became sticky and instead of creating friction against my body to help simulate sex, it just stuck against me and caused troubles when thrusting.
The vaginal canal isn't anything spectacular. The canal is 6.5" long and unribbed. While I'm fond of the Chasey Lain Cyberskin pussy because of the smooth canal, Alexus' just feels boring. What sets the two apart is that Chasey had lips that could be played with, while the lips on the Alexus mold can be moved around a little, they don't hug your cock or become an element in your fucking, they're mostly just for show. And as far as show goes, I've seen better.
The anal canal is troublesome. It shares the same hole as the vaginal canal and both are connected by a fairly thin sheath of cyberskin. When entering into the anal canal; if you put your cock in at the wrong angle, instead of your head sliding into the ass, it will pop out the vaginal entry. This was a common occurrence for me as the asshole was so tight and required a lot of force to fit into. The anal canal (since it's also the vaginal one) was smooth and did little to keep me stimulated.
Some positives about this realistic pussy is that it didn't have that overwhelming cyberskin smell. There was a slight scent but nothing too odoriferous to be offensive.
It also has a fairly good weight and the rounded ass cheeks are nice to squeeze if you choose to use this like a masturbation sleeve while you're sitting.
A love/hate with this pussy is that there is a predesignated slot for the bullet on the underside of the toy BUT, if you're thrusting too hard or pushing the mold too forcefully against the bed, you'll be able to feel it as it juts up and under the thigh right next to the vaginal canal. The bullet is cheap as is the controller pack but it's quiet and it gets the job done. I thought it was a little too buzzy with the vibrations skipping on occasion (made me feel like I was about to get an electrical shock) but compared to others I've tried, it wasn't too bad.
All in all, I wasn't impressed and this mold, it's as unmemorable as the porn star it was molded after.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
FTC guidelines.
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Ah Joe, you've done it again - you master of the fake pussy! Excellent review - and nice use of odoriferous
The pop out the ass and into the vaginal entry visual had me laughing. "oops, wrong hole!" in reverse!
Hooray for realistic pussy lips! I never thought about how they might enhance men's sexual pleasure...screw all that vaginoplasty bullshit.
amusing review!
You would think that someone who was having a pocket pussy made with their name on it would want to ensure a top quality product - I know I would.
Did you try using talc powder? Thanks for the review
Pink, thank you. Master of the fake pussy? I will gladly adopt that title.
CA, nothing but humor ensues when I use sex toys. I'm referring of course, to my wife sitting in the corner snickering while I'm trying to figure out how exactly to stick my dick into it.
Machina, exactly. Why ruin a good thing? If it aint broke don't fix it.
Red, I think she was concerned more with than green than if men would actually want to fuck this (ultimately, her).
Lauren, talc is a no-no, but it did come with a renew powder and I tried it. It didn't make much of a difference, as soon as you started getting to work the material will just get sticky all over again as if the oils from the inside were seeping back outward.
This review made me giggle. Thanks, clever Joe.
Thanks for enjoying it Parhelions.
Very nice review.
For $75+ there better be ribbed passages. There is no excuse for them not to use ribbed passages.