Deep curve stroker - masturbator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Throwingawaysoon

I was so excited when I clicked the checkout for this item. The dimensions of this toy excited me because the other masturbators I have are only 4-4.5" deep, and this one boasted a 6" depth with a 2.5" width. When the Deep Curve Stroker(DCS for short) arrived, I opened the box as fast as I could. I was extremely excited, but first impressions can take a huge chunk away from that excitement. The DCS smelled pretty bad. If you've ever used a plastic worm while fishing, it has a very similar smell. I took the wrapper off of it and the DCS was really sticky too. It was almost like it had been covered in Vaseline and hadn't been cleaned before it was shipped.

Now for the second impression and testing. The box for the DCS actually says it can fit over a 7" penis instead of the 6" in the product description. However, even though this CAN handle over 7", this toy can barely fit anything over 1.5" wide despite the 2.5" it is advertised at. Although it can somewhat fit anything over 1.5" wide, there is very little feeling. I was seriously disappointed when I couldn't fit into this and I figured I hadn't used enough lube. I grabbed the only type of lube you should use for this toy (water-based) and gave it a healthy dollop over the opening. I tried to slide in again afterward, but very little progress was made. I was able to slide in, but only a few inches, and it took so much effort that it wasn't worth it. On top of everything else, there is no hole on the other end of the toy. It causes an air bubble to form on the inside, which just makes it even more difficult to slide inside of the toy. This air bubble also can cause a small tear to form at the opposite side of the opening if you don't stop immediately. I found that out the hard way... It certainly made cleaning easier.

Cleaning the DCS is very difficult since there is only one opening and the inside is so narrow. When you try to pour some soapy water into this toy you have to squeeze an air bubble out of the very end. As I said before, when you try to slide in it forms an air bubble. The same thing happens when you try to use your finger, brush, or whatever else you would use to clean the DCS. It makes it very difficult to get to the end of the toy.

Overall, I am sad to say that a hand will do the job much better than this masturbator will.

I... *shuffles feet* I made it explode... It didn't like me I guess. I decided to try to give this toy another go, just for the sake of trying to write a good follow up review. I lubed up, stretched the toy's opening so I could fit in (I was able to get almost all the way in, but it took a LOT of force and it became painful near the end), and forced my way inside. Remember me saying that an air bubble forms on the inside? I wasn't paying attention to it, and that bubble caused the other end of the toy to burst. It was kinda funny AFTER I cleaned the lube off the wall... and made my wife laugh hysterically...