Perverted Stories "The Movie" by JM Productions - review by Mystic

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Exactly what a XXX movie should NOT be...

In my opinion, this DVD isn't worth buying except maybe as a joke for someone else. There are much better movies out there for a comparable price.
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Pros:
I can't think of any
Cons:
Corny, Badly made
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
Tagline: "I'm sorry if this movie is disturbing to some of you but remember reality can be horrifying."

It's almost as if the person that made this video is apologizing, because the most disturbing part of this entire video is that it ever made it to DVD.

I would not even call this movie a parody of a good flick. It advertises perverted stories, what it delivers is what you would expect if a couple of college students decided to do a cheaply made movie. Actually, the college students would probably do a better job.

It is the story of 3 young girls headed to a rave in the desert who pick up a stranger hitchhiking and accept when he offers them drugs to take him to a friends house. Everyone knows what to expect at this point I am sure, well with this movie it does not deliver the expected. It starts out bad and gets worse from there.

In one scene there is supposed to be two old gentlemen, except that as soon as their shirt moves you see the edge of the latex face makeup on their necks, and it's very apparent that these are young men doing a bad job of pretending to be older. Add the horrible makeup jobs to the sub-par acting. I mean I know the joke about people not being in these because of their acting, but come on, everyone can pretend can't they? It did provide a couple of decent up close shots, but nothing that would "stimulate and enhance your sexual enjoyment" as the cover proclaims.

The stills gallery has the best shots of the entire movie in it. It does offer biographies and behind the scenes footage with the actors/actresses. It also offers a sub-scene breakdown, where you can choose if you prefer to watch anal,oral, etc. Auto-repeat is available and it does say it is playable worldwide. What I do find redeeming is the fact that it states in the small writing on the DVD case that "this fictional sexual relationship does not always exhibit safe sex nor the full range of a real life interpersonal relationship".
Experience
Ok, so I was eager for this movie to arrive because my partner and I were looking forward to watching some hot action before OUR hot action. What did we get? The DVD case promises "Mind Bending Hardcore", well I think they forgot to include those scenes, we spent more time laughing at it than anything else.
Follow-up commentary
My view hasn't changed on this. As a matter of fact, it has gotten worse. Some friends came over, saw the case, and wanted to watch it. I think it hurt worse the second time around.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Perverted Stories "The Movie" tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Everyone
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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  • SMichelle
    Thanks for the review!
  • gloomybear
    thanx for the review!
  • bog
    Thank you!
  • Geogeo
    thanks for the warning
  • BrittaniMaree
    Thank you for your review
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