Suicide Girls: Italian Villa by Ryko Distribution - review by Champagne and Benzedrine (Roland Hulme)

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Suicide Girls: Italian Villa

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Suicide Girls: Italian Villa review

These ladies are lovely and the video has great production values. Just don't buy it thinking you'll see anything other than gorgeous girls with tattoos and piercing getting all kinds of naked. There's no sex and it's more aesthetic than erotic. That being said, it's difficult not to appreciate their beauty.
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Pros:
Beautiful girls, stunning scenario and great music.
Cons:
It's all strictly softcore.
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
I can't be alone in thinking that Suicide Girls are the hottest thing going, can I?

Playboy, keep your airbrushed blondes. Get me a girl with tattoos or piercings and I'm in love, which is why I eagerly watched Suicide Girls: Italian Villa|Suicide Girls: Italian Villa when I got a chance.

It's not quite what I thought it was, though.

I have to admit, I was imagining a movie in which twenty hot, tattooed ladies head to an Italian villa and spend the whole time doing what we boys imagine girls get up to at slumber parties. In actual fact, Italian Villa turned out to be more of a documentary than a skin flick.

The girls in question are European representatives of the Suicide Girl business. They get picked to head to Tuscany for an extended photo shoot and we, the lucky viewer, get to go along with them.

The video itself consists of an hour and a half of individual photo shoots - in which you get to see each Suicide Girl (or occasionally, more than one of them) strip for the camera and show off their gorgeous bodies, beautiful tattoos and sexy 'tudes.

In between, we have candid footage of the girls chatting, shooting the breeze and having fun.

And that's it...

I shouldn't sound disappointed. If you want some sexy, soft-core Suicide Girl action, this is the film for you. But don't buy it expecting girl-on-girl action or anything pornographic. It's all strictly cheesecake and while it's cute, sexy and a lot of fun, it's not pornography by any stretch of the imagination.

The girls are great - and we get to see a bit more of their personalities with some quick scenes of chatting and horse play. They really are amazingly hot - and coming from all over Europe, there's bound to be one who pushes your button perfectly (I pick GoGo.)

But at the end of the day, what you're left with is an hour and a half of music video with nipples.
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  • Haha, wonderful review. I agree completely. It's just not fair for such hot girls to prance around only being photographed!
  • Dame Demi
    Does this feature full nudity, or just partial or none at all?
  • Champagne and Benzedrine (Roland Hulme)
    Hi Dame Demi!

    The DVD consists of different scenes of the different girls getting photographed, so in general they all start off fully clothed (and some of the costumes, like this beautiful renaissance dress, are lovely) and they strip out of them.

    There is full nudity, although the girls spend much of the time with their panties on! And when I say nudity, it's never like a Hustler 'leg's akimbo' kind of thing. It's all very subtle and understated. That's why I think Suicide Girls: Italian Villa is definitely filed under 'erotic art' rather than 'porn.'
  • Essin' Em
    So basically, it should have a disclaimer of "not porn, just hot girls running around in panties?"

    I think I've seen part of this on one of my mother's digital cable channels late at night when I was recovering from knee surgery.  Definitely not the wank off type of film :) 
  • Airlia
    I love the suicide girls though... I know on the website there's more full on nudity so I wonder why not in the DVD?
  • her.royal.redness
    I love the SG!! Thanks for the great review!!
  • M121212
    Vital information. Thanks for sharing.
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