Sex fizzies - edible treats by Topco Sales - review by Alyxx

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Absolutely nothing like what I expected

The cherry-flavored Sex Fizzies candy is definitely not worth purchasing. It is very disappointing in every way. It tastes bad and doesn't foam or fizz; it just somewhat bubbles. It adds no interesting sensations to oral sex or foreplay; it just leaves a sticky residue and a bad taste in your mouth.
Published:
Pros:
Packaged nicely
Cons:
Terrible taste, terrible consistency, sticky residue
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review

Use

This is a product intended for fun, sexy foreplay--a foaming candy to lick off of your lover. Its main purpose is to be eaten. However, most of its ingredients--other than water, glycerin, and sucralose--are scary-sounding chemicals and food colorings, so don't buy this if you have sensitivities to Proplyene Glycol, Benzophenone-4, Polysorbate 20, Potassium Sorbate, Methylparaben, or Red 33.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anywhere you want to lick or be licked
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

When I read "foaming" candy, my first thought was of something like whipped cream--a creamy thick, fluffy foam of cherry-flavored candy. What it really resembles is watery soap suds. It is essentially a liquid that is pumped with air bubbles. It's rather pathetic, really. It's sticky and wet, and it runs pretty easily.
    • Sticky
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

The taste of this was very disappointing. It was more like sugar-free cherry cough syrup than delicious cherry candy, and it has a chemical-like smell to match. After one taste, I gave up on ever using this item again.
    • Bad smell
    • Bad taste
    • Strong taste

Performance

I was extremely disappointed in the Sex Fizzies. It was absolutely nothing like what I expected when I ordered it. Between the thin, runny, bubbly foam and the terrible taste, one use was enough to make me just throw the whole thing out. Even had it tasted great, I doubt it would be very good for licking off of one's partner due to its runny texture. Do yourself a favor and save some money in the process by just going to the grocery store and buying a can of whipped cream if you want to have some fun with food play. It tastes better and makes less of a mess.
    • Gets sticky
    • Tastes terrible

Packaging

The product is packaged in a little plastic bottle with a hand pump, strongly resembling bottles of foaming hand soap or hand sanitizer. Each pump dispenses a little cloud of bubbles. The package includes simple, easy-to-follow instructions for use, although they aren't really necessary. If the plastic label is removed, the product is completely discreet and just looks like any other bottle of liquid. There is also a handy plastic cap to cover the pump to prevent accidental dispensing of the candy.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Travel friendly

Personal comments

I really couldn't see anyone enjoying this product, unless perhaps they love the taste of cough syrup. It tastes completely artificial and nothing like cherries or candy. It's a bit of a mood killer. I've tasted flavored lubricants that taste much better--and at least they were useful. As I said earlier, save some money and just buy some whipped cream.
Follow-up commentary
Digging through my bag of less-used sex toys this weekend, I found my bottle of sex fizzies and happily threw it away. The word "candy" has no place in any description of these chemical suds. Ick. Maybe if someone makes a body candy that actually foams rather than sort of bubbling, I'll try it, but for now, I am steering clear of anything even resembling sex fizzies.
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  • Adam02viper
    Adam02viper  
    Thanks for the review
  • liilii080
    liilii080  
    Ick. Wet soap suds candy? Sounds like I'll pass!
  • markeagleone
    markeagleone  
    Thanks for the review. It is an interesting concept, but not sure it would be something my wife and I would want to experience.
  • danellejohns
    danellejohns  
    I would say I agree interesting concept, but I wonder why is there a price difference between the Cherry and the Strawberry.
  • tnkrbll86575
    tnkrbll86575  
    won't be buying this
  • The Curious Couple
    The Curious Couple  
    Great review! Sorry this didn't work out for you, though.
  • Shadow0990
    Shadow0990  
    Thanks for the review!
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