I really love my wife
Published: May 11, 2009
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If your oral sex life has taken a turn for the worse because of the taste of your semen or your partner's, than Semenex could be a sex-saver. While it does work it comes with a very nasty price, literally. This is an expensive product that tastes absolutely disgusting but also happens to actually work. Weigh the pros and cons for yourself and proceed at your own risk.
Pros:
Makes your semen actually taste sweeter.
Cons:
A taste so disgusting it requires nothing but a multitude of adjectives to fully describe it.
Experience
I put myself through hell so that my cum would taste better for my wife but you know what? It meant guaranteed head and it meant she wouldn't complain about the taste. . . so maybe, I did it for myself too. Alright, fine, I know I did it for myself but I'm telling you, I risked life and limb for her.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
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Wow, you really DO love your wife
. Sounds like quite the experience!
Great review!
ROTFL! Great review. Thanks. It sounds like it would be easier to just eat pineapple, broccoli, ginger, etc. instead. And cheaper, too.
LOL..great review.
such sacrifices you guys make!!! LOL
Thank you Sam, Snap, and Mama. I do love her maybe she'll finally realize it.
Sounds like more trouble than help, maybe having her suck on a sweet candy during fellatio would be more simple, lol. Drinking that stuff represents a LOT of love ideed. Excellent (and entertaining) review!
What a trooper! Good review.
Great review!
LOL I really needed to laugh today. Thanks for the review.
Your review made me chuckle but I have to admit that I didn't realize WHAT the product was or why you were drinking it until the middle of it. That just wasn't very clear to me.
Hahaha, excellent review!! I had never known what this stuff was until reading your article, I was thinking it was flavored lube or something when I saw it on the site & on the shelves. Do you think it would still taste like ass if you blended it into a fruit smoothie or something? It guess it's still a steep price for this product though - seems like some B Complex Vitamins at the health food store & a fresh pineapple would be the better route...
WHAT A GREAT REVIEW YOU HAD ME IN STITCHES! My only qewsion is did you try it with anything besides water? Juice or Tea as suggested?