For your nymphomation adult toy chest - storage container by For your nymphomation - review by Essin' Em

I have a huge amount of sex toys. This is not hyperbole. It's just the truth. Vibrators, dildos, floggers, safer sex products, lubricant, blindfolds, you name it. I have a shelf of porn, multiple shelves of sexuality related books, and more sex toys that you can shake a whip at.

Last spring, I had to buy a new 3-drawer night stand so I could store them somewhere. Over the course of the summer, that night stand filled up, and still, I had an overflow of sex toys. They spilled out onto the top of my dresser, my cats grabbed bottles of lube and batted them around the floor - I needed a solution, but none presented. It was at the point where I stored my favorite toys in bed, so that they wouldn't get lost in the pile of sex toys that ranged from orgasmic to duds.

Luckily, I received my Adult Toy Chest just in time. I still had enough sanity to open the box and behold this ingenious invention. Finally, someone had realized that we sex toy-aholics needed somewhere classy, discrete and most importantly, convenient, to store our toys.

This toy chest comes with a lock (and keys), making it a kid and travel friendly product. To be honest, I have never used the lock, because I've just used it in my own apartment, but it's a nice option to have. The case is big, nicely made, and looks slightly like a case a magician might use to carry around balloon animal supplies (anyone want a giraffe?). I unzipped it, and was quite pleased with what I found. Insider were several individual heavy duty plastic zipper pouches ranging from condom sized to big enough for a few vibrators or two dildos. At the base was a cloth pocket and the top has loops for you to hang toys, paddles, floggers, etc. Another plus; the plastic pouches are velcroed into the case, so you can move them around as need be to find the perfect look and fit for your toys! Also, if you want to get your own different sized bags, and add your own Velcro, you could switch it up that way.

My one issue was that I worried that some of my toys, like my Wartenberg Wheel, were too sharp to put in the plastic bags; I didn't want to ruin it in one trip! I put my shiny metal pinwheel in the pocket at the bottom of the case, so I think it should be ok.

All in all, a great case with plenty of room for more than half of my toys (that's still a lot!) and I am only counting the ones I put in the pockets and pouches. I could theoretically fill the rest of the case up and then just zip it shut.

I wish the large one came in leopard print or other cool and exciting colors, because the smaller ones do, but I'll take what I can get. I'd highly recommend this hot case to anyone with an overabundance of toys!