Climax fruit bomb - lubricant by Topco Sales - review by UrbanDurga

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Climax fruit bomb review

The lube was flavored well…the strawberry flavor tasted good and left no weird aftertaste in my mouth. Unfortunately, though, the combination of leaky packaging and absolutely ineffective performance earned this lube just one star.
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Pros:
Good flavor, pretty packaging.
Cons:
Gets incredibly sticky, incredibly fast; packaging leaks.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review
I bought a container of the Strawberry Flavored Climax Fruit Bomb lube|Climax® fruit bomb by Topco around the time I started dating my boyfriend. I wanted something that I could use with my hands, which would taste nice if the night progressed on to oral pleasures. The last thing I wanted to do was move from hand- to blow job only to be assaulted by a plastic, chemical-laden flavor on my tongue. I thought I had found the answer in this lube.

Let it be known to all, I did not.

No answer here, people. Why, you ask? This lube got incredibly sticky, incredibly fast. I couldn’t even use it for sexy hand-stroking, because it felt like my man’s cock was covered in Smucker’s strawberry preserves… and maybe even a little week-old honey. It made such a mess on my hands that the action had to stop, and, (luckily) we had a good laugh about it. I had to get up and promptly wash my hands because it had made such a tremendous gooey mess. In fact, I think there may still be a strawberry flavored hand print on the wall in his old bedroom; kind of like a grown up version of the Willy Wonka Snozzberry wallpaper.

Also, though the lube is packaged in a very aesthetically pleasing way (a small, round bottle with brightly colored lube inside and a pump to dispense the product), the pump and lid leak something awful; before I’d even had a chance to return this nightmare, it leaked all over the cup holder in my center console. Additionally, the product is relatively expensive at $15.99 - so I would, at least, expect a more liquid-tight container for that number of my hard-earned clams.

However, the lube was flavored well… no complaints there; the strawberry flavor tasted good and left no weird aftertaste in my mouth. Unfortunately, though, the combination of leaky packaging and absolutely ineffective performance earned this lube just one star.
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Comments
  • How fast did it get sticky?  Before it even got on your boyfriend?
  • UrbanDurga
    Fast. It came out of the dispenser smooth, but as soon as I rubbed it into my hand, it got sticky. So yes, even before I got it on the intended naughty bits.
  • Dame Demi
    Lube in your car cupholder....there's a new one! Only you! :P
  • Haha...yes, only me!
  • SomewhatSomewhere
    That sucks! The packaging looks so cute, though... Of course.
  • beeauctie2
    great review
  • LittleBird
    Very good review!
  • Jenni Shelton
    thanks 4 the review
  • Jon S
    ty for the review
  • x203
    ty!
  • Michele
    Thanks for the review
  • cottonxcandy
    Thanks!
  • lzee
    Thanks, great review!
  • cocomo
    thanks
  • BlooJay
    Great review! Thx!
  • xxxbluexxx
    thanks for the review
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