Good Head xmas kit for him - massage kit by Doc Johnson - review by aliceinthehole

Doc Johnson's Good Head XMas Kit for Him is a 5-piece kit that ensures your man will be pleasured by your mouth in a wide variety of ways. Whether you're well-versed in the art of oral love-making or getting into the realm of comfort with it, or even just trying it out with a new partner, Good Head has quite a few tips and tricks up its sleeve, and they're extending them to you.

A couple of notes before we get started. The box carries a few warnings on its side-panel, which is laden with nutrition facts for the mints and drug facts for the throat spray.

The throat spray carries the following warning.
Allergy Warning: Do not use this product if you have a history of allergy to local anesthetics such as procaine, butacaine, benzocaine or any other -caine aesthetics.
Flammable. Do not get into eyes. Do not freeze.

Though the product profile page states the contents are strawberry-flavored, they are actually mint.

The kit includes:
1 fl oz. Mint flavored Oral Gel
2 fl oz. Deep Throat Spray (Mint flavored)
4 Tingling Oral Sex Mints
Mint lip balm (SPF 15)
1 Vibrating Cock Ring, cell battery included

There's also a nice insert with all kinds of great tips and tricks on relaxing and enjoying the act, for both of you!

An excerpt from the insert is as follows:
"Oral sex is the best way to get your partner in the mood. Begin by kissing. Start with his lips and slowly move down to his chest, stomach, and then inner thighs...
Proceed to licking his scrotum and slowly graduating to his penis. With your lips and tongue move along the shaft while holding the base of his penis in your hand. Slightly curl your lips over your teeth as you begin to suck on his penis...
Increase the pace of sucking while stroking the base of his penis in an up and down motion with one hand.
The key to bringing your man to climax is repetition."

Now that you've got some sexy dick-sucking tips coupled with a bit of erotica to turn you on, let's dive into the contents of this kinky kit.

Good Head Mint Flavored Lip Balm
A normal-sized chapstick with SPF 15, this lip balm glides on smooth and silky. The added SPF is a necessary bonus. All skin-products should include SPF!

The Tingling Mints
These are the mints whose nutrition facts adorn the box. How neat! Nutrition facts on a sex toy product. They have the same smooth texture as any standard mint.

The Oral Gel
It has the consistency of toothpaste gel, which makes it a great lube for jacking your man off while sucking him. It will slick and slather him up without getting sticky at all.

The Vibrating Love Ring
This one-size-fits-all cock ring is made of porous TPR and is not sterilizable. You can wash it in soap and water if need be. It's stretchy, so it will fit any size penis or toy for that matter. Because it's not constricting, it also won't provide the prolonged orgasm that a tight cock ring will, as it doesn't restrict blood flow to the penis.

Good Head Mint Flavored Lip Balm
Due to the saccharin and mint flavor, this balm tastes like spearmint and Splenda. It's not my favorite flavor, but not unbearable either.

The Tingling Mints
These are simple 2 cm wide, round white mints. To me, they certainly tasted like a normal mint. The mints provide intense spearmint flavor.

The Oral Gel
This comes in a 4" x 1" tube, similar to a travel-tube of toothpaste. Indeed, it tastes like it. It makes his dick sweet and taste like... well, spearmint toothpaste.

The ingredients in Good Head Oral Gel
Water, Glycerin, Cellulose gum, Flavor, Raspberry extract, Strawberry extract, Blueberry extract, Butylene glycol, Alcohol denatured, Sodium saccharin, Citric Acid, Diazolidinyl urea, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Caramel, Red 40, 33, Blue 1, Yellow 5

Some of those ingredients make me raise an eyebrow. I wouldn't eat or swallow this, same as with toothpaste. Keep it out of the reach of children, as well.

The Deep Throat Oral Anesthetic Spray
This comes in a plastic spray-cap bottle with 2 fl oz. full of the mystical mint-flavored concoction. The cap is made especially to reach into the back of the throat. It looks identical to the red stuff mom would make me spray in my throat when I was a kid with a sore throat. It tasted horrible back then, and I remember crying and spitting out the aftertaste. It was that bad.

For this reason, I was hesitant to try the deep throat spray. I will only try deep throat if I'm drunk, and last time that happened, it ended in a big mess... if you know what I mean.

That being said, this tastes as saccharin-sweet as the other products in the kit, and provides an odd cool tingling where sprayed. The purpose of this spray is to anesthetize the throat to numb the gag reflex. Therefore, hopefully you can take a whole cock down your throat without making puking noises, or actually vomiting on your man's dick. As I once did.

Since that colorful episode I've been real careful where I shove the cock, so I can't say if this prevented me from vomiting or just my simple care-taking measures did the trick. Still, I didn't gag while going down on my smiling boy after using the spray.

Good Head Mint Flavored Lip Balm
The ingredients are as follows:

Active Ingredients:
Octinoxate (7%) - Sunscreen
Oxybenzone (4%) - Sunscreen

Inactive Ingredients:
Beeswax
Mineral Oil
Coconut Oil
Shea butter
Ozokerite - a naturally-occurring mineral wax, aka 'paraffin'
Castor Oil - a vegetable oil
BHT - a preservative
Tocopheryl Acetate - a skin conditioner. Some studies have shown it to be carcinogenic. Read more here.
Flavor
Saccharin

Considering the ingredients, this balm appears to be as harmless as any chapstick. The Tocopheryl Acetate is in trace amounts, so I wouldn't worry about the toxicity there. However, if you're a person who likes to be very careful, just toss the chapstick. It tastes like Splenda due to the saccharin content, and is quite conspicuous anyhow. The label says 'Good Head' with the logo; a penis encompassing the brand name. Not so discreet!

The Tingling Mints
I asked boyfriend whose cock was engulfed in my tongue, which was coated by the mint, if it felt cool to him or tingly. He said no, almost warm. About 2 minutes into the blowjob, he felt a definite tingle, he said. It didn't turn him on necessarily, but was interesting. I barely felt a tingle in my mouth. In conclusion, these are regular breath mints. A normal mint will provide the same effect if placed in the mouth during oral sex.

Ingredients are:
Sorbitol
Peppermint oil
Spearmint oil
Natural flavors
Calcium stearate

The 4 mints come in a small tear-open package, the size and shape of a tea bag. It is not resealable, which makes the box the kit came in even more handy. Keeping the contents together for quick, easy access is nearly impossible without the original box. They lasted a good 8 minutes in my mouth, and didn't disintegrate at an alarming rate whatsoever. I rubbed the mint against my boy's cock until it shrunk away completely, allowing him to enjoy the new feeling.

The Oral Gel
The 1 oz. provided is more than enough for up to 25 blowjobs. And it served as a pretty sweet multi-purpose lube when I put it into action. My boy had been working all day and his junk did not smell like roses. More like dough balls.

I opened the flip-cap top and squirted out a generous amount... too much, really. A little goes a long way with this oral gel/lube. I slathered his dick and stinky balls up with it, masking their odor, creating a slick jack-off surface, and making them more appealing to my mouth. The green gel turned clear as soon as I began to rub it in. It made a great lube, and wasn't sticky at all. He was wet, juicy, minty fresh, and tasted like... Splenda. Still, anything's sexier-tasting than yeast-balls.
Boys.

The Vibrating Love Ring
If you've ever seen or used the Eden Fantasy version, these are basically the same, right down to the packaging. The ring clicks on using a small tab on the side of the vibe. Just slide it up or down to turn it off or on. It has one speed only, and is rather quiet.

The ring can stretch to fit easily over any cock or toy, so you can use it on your own, without a man, on your favorite dildo. The vibrations are mediocre, definitely not super strong, but could get me off if applied directly to the clit. The point of the love ring in the kit is to add vibration and stimulation to the man's cock while you're jacking/sucking him. Using this in conjunction with one or more of the other products in this kit seems to me like sensory overload. Too much going on.

For whatever reason, this clear cock ring has a butterfly etched onto the side. It certainly adds to stimulation of the clitoris if a gal is riding a cock or toy wearing the ring. But in a kit 'for him,' a butterfly seems a little silly.

The ring comes in a disposable package. You can stuff it back into the tea-bag-shaped plastic package to keep it from gathering dust if you like. A quick sweep under water, being careful not to get the vibe wet, should rid the ring of any tag-a-longs. You can wash the ring in warm water and soap, need be. Again, take care not to wet the vibe.

The packaging is very cute and gift-worthy. It's decorated for perfect gift-giving at Christmas time. Holly leaves and snowflakes adorn this hunter-green box. The box is small, about 5" x 7", and easy enough to travel with.

You'll want to save the box if you don't have another, smaller box to store the kit in. The mints are loose in their package, and the cock ring is made of lint-attracting TPR. You'll want to keep it far away from other TPR toys as well. Also, the contents of the oral gel and throat spray could potentially leak. A separate box designated for this kit is ideal.

The box it comes in is just slightly larger than need be to store the lot of it, so if you have a smaller box that would be even more travel-friendly, go for it.

I brought this kit out to give my man some spicy 'thanks-for-my-Christmas-gifts' head. I slathered him up first with the oral gel, and got his stinky cock smelling minty-fresh and tasting great. It was also a marvelous lube. So the oral gel was a 3-in-1 product.

My man did not like the cock ring. I put it on him before he was fully erect, and he couldn't get hard with it on. Now, it wasn't very tight, so I'm not sure what that was about. It's not as if his circulation was being restricted. The vibrations did nothing for him, but he's not into vibrations at all.

I may use it on trips for personal clitoral stimulation; or it may get no use at all. I can't see the vibes being strong enough for me when added to a toy. I'm kind of a clit o' steel gal.

The mints were a bit gimmicky. Any kind of mint will have the same effect during head. However, it was a nice touch and a good bit of inspiration. This kit generally got the ideas and the sexy juices flowing, spicing up the sex by the power of suggestion alone, if nothing else.

I won't be using the chapstick, but may give it to my man. If he can stand the flavor, he'll be in luck. He's always washing his chapsticks in his jean pockets. I personally dislike the Splenda-like flavor of it.

After trying out a few of these products on him, he got so turned on we had some banging sex! Of course, not before I wiped him down with an Eden Fantasy's Wipe. His dick was coated in glycerin and my vagina is yeast-infection-prone. None of that oral gel or mint-leftover could get inside me or I'd be toast. So I rubbed the wipe between my hands to warm it, wiped him down, and hopped on. I was wet too by this time! We had some amazing sex, and I credit Doc Johnson for spicing things up for us.