Classix 7-function caterpillar by Pipedream

The box may say that this baby is "perfect for beginners," but this dual-action vibe is excellent for the rest of us, too!

The seven pre-programmed patterns were definitely an experience not to be missed. As I shuffled through the different settings, it fluctuated through rapid transitions of rotation and vibration, combining and contrasting with pauses and escalation. It was a delicious tease, and a fun way to warm up to playing with your own favorite setting.

When it's not in the pattern mode, you can control the rotation and vibration levels separately. This was incredibly helpful because this little baby has a lot of attitude, and being able to independently control the settings was almost required. I have always had to use the highest settings on my other sex toys, but this vibe was so strong that I found myself actually dialing down the rotation and vibration.

Another wonderful thing about the Classix 7 Function Caterpillar is the clit tickler. Every other dual-action vibe I've ever tried has been way too long, but this vibe managed to hit me in just the right spot. Using the body as a dildo and just the vibration on the bumper bit was enough to send me on multiple orgasms.

The only issues I had with this rabbit vibrator were the power, the length and the width. There really is no on/off button. You have to go through the whole progression each time, even when you're just switching from the pre-programmed patterns to the normal mode. It's also a relatively slim vibe, so unless you're small or do your kegel exercises often it may be a little too thin for some women. It's long, too; most dual action vibes have a relatively short length of penetration - this vibe holds nothing back. That can definitely be a plus for some women, but it was a bit too much for me. Because of the length, I actually found myself turning off the rotation function - it really is a narrow rotation, and far back enough I actually found myself getting a little sore.

All in all, I have to give the vibration 5 Vrooms - this baby has a lot of power, and I actually had to tone it down! The buzz-factor was high, too, rating about 4 Bees - not quiet in any sense of the word. As for the overall rating, I give it 4 Stars. Just the fact that it set me off so many times would get a healthy recommendation, but the Classix 7-function Caterpillar is also fun to play with, powerful and affordable! This vibe definitely gets the place of honor in my toy box.