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This item was a really good idea, concept wise, but poorly put together. It is easy to control but is difficult to fulfill anything.
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Pros:
easy to use, comfortable size
Cons:
weak vibes, can only activate one ball at a time
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

It could be used for stimulation in the anus, vagina, clit, etc.... but the vibrations are no where near powerful enough. I personally don't think this toy will work very well for anyone, but I could be wrong. The best use for this toy in my case is to splice a longer cord onto it, crochet some funky thing around the balls and use it for a cat toy.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gender play
    • Group situations
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

This product didn't really have any smell that I could detect, but considering the fact that allergy season is raging a war against me, there could be a slight odor that I can't pick up on right now.

It has that plastic velvet texture which really doesn't turn me on or off. It doesn't add to the pleasure factor nor does it take away from it.

It didn't have a taste really either, but the texture on my tongue was different, to say the least. I just popped one of the 'balls' in my mouth and turned it on for the hell of it. Bad idea, don't do that if you buy this product (which I don't recommend buying this product at all).
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

It has a nice sized controller with easily accessible buttons. The balls are on long cords that can be pulled apart to created more distance between them - like a set of headphones when you first get them, you pull the two cords apart to make more room for your head.

The size of the balls is an okay size vaginally, and anally is a fairly comfortable size. The balls are two different sizes, and if you choose to get this you'll have to figure out which size you like best for you.
It would be pretty easy to take with you on a vacation, just wrap the cord and balls around the controller like you would wrap up a headset or a video game controller. All wrapped up, the whole thing can fit into the front pocket of flannel shirt with out peeking out of the top.

The idea, design, and shape of the product would be stellar if you could activate both balls at the same time and if you amped up the vibes about 8 notches.

I don't personally think it's a good product for anybody. I would not recommend this to anybody.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

I had high hopes for this toy. A dual vibrator that you and you partner can use together? Totally awesome idea! Unfortunately it was a major let down. I used it by myself, and for me it didn't do diddly squat. First of all, I would imagine that with a dual vibrator like this both partners would be able to enjoy using it at the same time. However, you can only activate one of the 'balls' at a time. One ball is strictly 5 speed and the other is strictly 5 different kinds of pulses. When I first read the description about it, I figured 5 speed + 5 pulses meant both balls would be controlled by one remote and could both have 5 different kinds of pulses and at 5 speed variety. It totally SHOULD work that way, but it totally doesn't.

For example, if you are using the 5 speed ball on you and the 5 pulse ball on your partner, and you activated the speed ball on you first, activating the pulse ball turns off the speed ball and vise versa.
Besides that, the controls are very easy to use. It's NOT waterproof and should be used with water based lube only. The toy gets a 10 on the noisy scale. It made a horrible clanking sound no matter how deep it was inside me or how tightly my legs were squeezed shut. The vibrations were so weak it was as if all I had done was stick a mini tape recorder of someone running a jack hammer a block away inside me. When it came to stimulating my clit it did nothing. My fingers can move 20 times faster than this thing can.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

It is easy to clean as long as you don't get water near the battery pack. To do this just rinse off the balls or use the wonderful Eden Wipes. I stored it by wrapping the cord and balls around the controller. It can be stored in the box it came in or in a small drawstring bag or pretty much anything. The box says use only water based lube.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The product came in a clear plastic box. There was an instruction paper telling how to put the batteries in, what to do for electrical malfunction, instructions for use and warnings. The paper includes all of these in what appears to be four different languages. The box can be used for storage.
    • Good for storage

Personal comments

Something I would like to share about this toy: Don't buy it-just don't waste your money.

Experience

I gave it to my husband thinking maybe he might like it and would use it, therefore saving me the time of splicing a new cord. He likes two of the pulsing balls settings, and didn't much care for the speed ball really, so he gets to keep it.
Follow-up commentary
I have not used this product since I ordered it because I was really looking for a dual vibe where both vibes could be used at the same time. I don't think I will be using it any time soon and I still wouldn't recommend it to any one who is looking for a partner play product.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Nice to Eat you
    Nice to Eat you  
    sounds like a dud
  • Geogeo
    Geogeo  
    only one vibe at a time? how pointless..thanks for reviewing.
  • Jon S
    Jon S  
    ty for the review
  • Miss Nessa
    Miss Nessa  
    Only 1vroom?? Really?? No thank you!
    Thanks for the review! I'm sorry it didn't work for you.
  • SMichelle
    SMichelle  
    Thanks for the review.
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