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Cute, but Worthless

Overall, the Lil Pleasures Glass Vibrator did not provide all that much pleasure for me. The vibrations are just far too weak and although the nubs felt good on my clit, I would have enjoyed the texture more had it been big enough to insert into my vagina. Not really surprised that this was discontinued.
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Pros:
Cute design, glass
Cons:
Very weak vibrations, Too small for insertion
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

The Lil Pleasures Glass Vibrator was intended for external stimulation of the vagina and clitoris. It is far too small to be of any use inserted into the vagina and would absolutely get lost if attempted to be used anally. This tiny vibrator does have a waterproof seal, so it could be used in the bathtub or shower in theory. I did not try it out in the tub or shower, but it held up when run under the tap and submersed. It is quiet enough to be used in the same room as someone else so long as there is a radio or television on and would be impossible to be heard behind a closed door. The Lil Pleasures vibrator would be great for someone who is just starting to experiment with her body or is extremely sensitive to vibrations as it is very weak. This toy is definitely not for those who require anything more than a tease to get off.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Beginners
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Externally

Material / Texture

The best aspect of the Lil Pleasures vibrator is the fact that it is made of glass, so it has no smell or taste and is completely non-porous, making it very safe and easy to clean. It is also quite pleasing to the eye with its colorful little nubs, which also add great texture for those who enjoy that sort of thing.
    • Bumpy
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

The Lil Pleasure Glass Vibrator is very aesthetically pleasing, made of clear glass with rainbow colored nubs. It is shaped like a small bullet at only two and three-quarters inches in length and three and three-quarters in circumference. It does not have much weight to it at all and would be very convenient for travel or for those that do not have many places to hide a bigger toy.
    • Beginner
    • Tiny
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The toy has three different speed settings controlled by a teeny tiny button on the bottom of the toy. Click once for low, twice for medium, thrice for high and then once more to turn the vibrator off. I honestly could not tell much of a difference between the three settings as they were all just too weak for me. The Lil Pleasures takes 4 watch batteries- size LR44 and they do come with the toy.
    • Discreet sound
    • Not enough variety
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

As with all glass toys, the Lil Pleasures is non-porous, so it is very easily cleaned and does not harbor bacteria easily. However, because of the batteries, the toy cannot be boiled or put in the dishwasher. Instead, use anti-bacterial toy cleaner or wipes as well as hot water and soap. Glass is compatible with any type of lube, so feel free to use with whatever you have on hand. Because the glass could be broken or chipped, take care to wrap the toy in a cloth or toy pouch when in storage.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

Lil Pleasures came packaged in a clear plastic Doc Johnson's box. It is suitable for storage, though personally I prefer to store my glass toys in cloth toy pouches. Now, maybe I am a little dim, but when a toy comes with the batteries included, I would assume that there would be some form of instructions letting the user know that there is a piece of plastic surrounding the batteries that needs to be removed before use. But there was not, which led to me messing around with the toy for a good ten minutes, thinking that I had a dud, before realizing this was the reason why my toy was not working. So, the lack of instructions on that front is a bit bothersome, but as far as the actual use of the product, the button control is pretty simple and the user should be just fine without instructions for the control of the vibrator.
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal

Personal comments

To be honest, I am not surprised that this toy was discontinued. Even though it is glass and it is cute, this does not make up for the fact that the vibration levels are just so weak it is difficult to even use as a teaser. The little nubs that adorn the toy offer more stimulation than the vibrations do. This toy will likely not make it out of my toy box again, which is unfortunate because it is pretty cute.
Follow-up commentary
I have not attempted to use this again since I got it. It has remained looking pretty in my toy box, where it will likely stay. It is just not powerful enough to even bother with.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Beaners
    Beaners  
    Darn! Glass is my favorite material, that's such a downer that it doesn't transmit the vibrations well.

    Just a note that you might want to add some of your points to the Cons section of your review.
  • js250
    js250  
    Thanks!
  • sexyintexas
    sexyintexas  
    I agree with Beaners, I love glass and this makes me sad Great review though
  • sktb0007
    sktb0007  
    Thanks for the review. I too am disappointed when a product is too weak in vibrations.. : (
  • XYCopperheadSly
    XYCopperheadSly  
    Great info. Thanks
  • P'Gell
    P'Gell  
    It's such a cute bullet. Too bad it's weak.

    Thank you for the review.
  • Ryuson
    Ryuson  
    Thanks for the review! When I first saw this I loved it, but now I don't even want to try it! Sorry that you ended up with a bummer toy!
  • Miss Nessa
    Miss Nessa  
    Very good review! Thanks for taking the time to write it.
  • Kkay
    Kkay  
    It's too bad it looks so appealing; there's a part of me that wants to give it a shot even though I know I'd be disappointed. Thanks for the review.
  • SiNn
    SiNn  
    Ty for the review
  • pinkcupcakes
    pinkcupcakes  
    thanks for this review!
  • Escott
    Escott  
    Somethings just don't work in small packages
  • JRabbits
    JRabbits  
    Aw, and this is just so cute.
  • Rossie
    Rossie  
    Thanks for sharing.
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