Deep vibrations - bullet vibrator by Shaki Toys - review by That Man from Mars

Looking to chatter your teeth? Perhaps turn yourself into a massage chair? This bullet packs such a punch that you might just have that option. Arriving inconspicuously in a small cardboard box, I was pleased to pull out the transparent plastic case (also a box, yet much more conspicuous) that boasted this little pink device in all its glory with the name written in simple red lettering on the flimsy plastic package. The entire appearance screamed of "I'm too cheap to buy anything else", but don't let looks fool you. I was so skeptical that I pulled the product out, popped two batteries in, and turn the dial easily accessible on the front of the control up. I expected lazy, boring buzzing.

It was like trying to hold an infuriated and sexually frustrated bumble bee on crack. The vibrations were insanely intense, and as I fumbled to turn it down, I found there were only two settings. Oh-God and Holy-Shit-Wow.

Low setting? Who needs that? Not Deep Vibrations, apparently.

The entire thing is made of smooth and admittedly cheap feeling plastic, both bullet and control. There is a seam along the middle of the bullet, but it isn't too noticeable and didn't cause any issues. I was truthfully afraid the power of this little sucker would break it, but it didn't. On top of that, the vibrations are smooth, steady, and flow evenly throughout the entire bullet, which really surprised me.

I wouldn't use this for insertion as there is nothing to really hold onto, and it could easily slip in too far and get lost, shaking your ass like an over enthused booty dancer while you fumble to pull the bloody thing out and potentially experience a multitude of orgasms in the process.
I suppose that doesn't sound so unpleasant, but really, keep it on the outside.

This thing is absolutely excellent for use in a dildo. The powerful vibrations will surely be felt, and since it's plastic, you have no need to worry about latex allergies. There's no smell, and it's completely non-porous. A quick wash with antibacterial soap is all that's needed.

This little sucker is fairly loud, which is expected given the magnitude of the vibrations. Don't take it with you to Mom's. It's also a bit hard to keep hold of, especially if you have lube on your fingers, but it can be (and delightedly has been) used for handheld stimulation.

I really doubt the controller is waterproof, so try an keep it dry. The bullet itself seems to hold up just fine in the water, however.

The wire connecting the bullet to the controller is also not too long, about two feet or so in length. That wasn't an issue at all for me, since I kind of like to be close to my partner when we're playing.

It's just plastic. Smooth plastic with no odor, but slippery when there's lube on it. It feels and looks quite cheap, but has proven thus far to be very tough.

Simply put, it's simply made. The bullet is plain, about two inches long and smooth but for a relatively unnoticeable seam in the middle. The controller is rectangular, fits the length of my hand, and has a large and easily accessible dial in the front.

Since the vibrations are neatly and smoothly dispersed through the entire bullet, it doesn't shake or cause too much trouble staying where it's placed. The controller is very easy to use and wonderful for a beginner. Turn it a little bit to turn the device on. This will give you the lower setting, which still outdoes most vibrators on their top settings. Turn it up all the way to hit the second setting, which is pretty through-the-roof high.

Plastic is about as low-maintenance as it gets. Wash your Deep Vibrations bullet with a bit of antibacterial soap or a toy cleaner, dry it off, and store it wherever you like.

I wouldn't try to reuse the package. It's a small box, making it great for a holiday stocking stuffer or gift, but it's completely transparent and very thin, flimsy plastic.

I would like to thank Edenfantasys for sending me this gift for free.