Silicone intimate diver - g-spot vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Hot'n'Bothered

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Failed Dive

This is what we call a 'failed dive' in the diving world. No score, no applause, no first place trophy for you. Unless you have a hypersensitive clitoris, look elsewhere.
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Pros:
Color, quiet
Cons:
Weak vibrations
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

This deep sea diver hopes to tantalize your deepest desires. The nose of the dolphin is designed to hit your g-spot, while the tail tickles at your clitoris. Use her alone or with that someone special, in the water or on dry land. I just wouldn't recommend this as a discreet travel companion.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The intimate diver is a TPR silicone based vibrator. As my first venture into silicone products, I was pleasantly surprised in the fact that it had very little in the way of odor. I had to place it directly under my nose to catch any scent.

TPR Silicone is not as solid and non-porous as straight silicone, so care does need to be taken in prolonging its life. Use a condom if sharing, and only use water based lubes.

The body of the dolphin does include its fins, which adds some interesting sensations internally, however I did not find them to be that exciting.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This little diver is molded into the form of a dolphin. Or as the packaging said, 'purple porpoise.' The head is inserted internally in hopes of finding your g-spot. The dolphins tail is what curls up and is suppose to tickle the clitoris.

The main fault with this vibrator is where the bullet is located. The manufacturer placed it in the head of the dolphin, so the tail has little vibrations, even on the highest setting. I don't consider myself to need extreme clitoral stimulation to orgasm, but try as I may there was NO happy ending when using this little diver. On that note however, even on it's highest setting, this is probably the quietest toy I own.

The battery pack was interesting; instead of simply inserting two AA's, you actually have to unscrew the bottom and then extract the battery pack, insert the batteries and then reinsert the battery pack.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The design is probably this divers biggest fault. The vibrations are located towards the head, which leaves little stimulation for the clitoral area.

Because of this, the toy is relatively quiet. Which is a good feature if your looking for discretion.

The power button is located at the very base, it also cycles through its speeds with just a quick touch. All speeds are steady, with no variation. Rated as follows: weakest, weaker, and weak.
    • Discreet sound
    • Not very discreet
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

This little diver is composed of TPR silicone, so in terms of cleaning, a mild soap or toy cleaner will suffice. Because it's waterproof, feel free to submerge it to give it a good scrub.

Store separately from other silicone toys, or at least wrap them up individually to keep them from coming in direct contact with one another.

If you plan on sharing, do take care and use a condom.
    • Easy to clean
Follow-up commentary
Even time cannot help improve the power on this sucker. While I appreciate the quietness, it's still weaker than weak. Failed dive all around!
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Comments
  • liilii080
    liilii080  
    I had to read this one after I read the title! I don't think the porpoise would do it for me but it's interesting looking.
  • Stephanie Marie
    Stephanie Marie  
    Nice review.
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    I thought I had seen just about everything here, and I've never seen this one before. Nice job
  • SapphirexIce
    SapphirexIce  
    thanks for the review!
  • Ansley
    Ansley  
    It looks so nice! Maybe they'll consider redesigning it if they read your review!
  • The Curious Couple
    The Curious Couple  
    Great review, thanks! Looks like we won't be buying this.
  • angel142stx
    angel142stx  
    Good review
  • ichigostrawberry
    ichigostrawberry  
    Thanks! I'll have to rethink this one.
  • LilShae
    LilShae  
    Thanks for the review
  • Nirelan
    Nirelan  
  • sweetpea12
    sweetpea12  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • J5ive
    J5ive  
    nice thx
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