Figure 8 stimulator (blue) - clitoral vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Vivi

Honestly, don’t waste your money.

We had this out of the box for all of 10 minutes before the band that holds the bullet in place broke in two. The clitoral stimulator is already ripping, too. The material is just way too flimsy, which is odd because it’s a fairly heavy toy. It is very very flexible, as we found when it was working properly. (We twist-tied the bullet to the figure 8 to keep it going; it was a very Tim Gunn “Make it work” moment.) When the clit stimulator started to tear, we ripped that bad boy off too.

The holes for both phallus and testicles were ample for boyfriend and very, very stretchy. They didn't pinch, but did give a firm hold. I would recommend using a lubricant so that the toy doesn't pull on the skin.

I’m not entirely sure how to clean this toy either. It’s awkwardly shaped, so a condom would be useless and with how brittle the material is, I would be afraid to use a conventional toy cleaner. The package suggests soap and water, but again, I think the jelly surface would shed as it dried. I have a specialty cleaner I use for my other jelly products; luckily I didn’t have to waste it on this.

However, it’s not all bad times.

The bullet is AMAZING!

We actually have thrown out the figure 8 part, but we as a couple are still enjoying the bullet. The buzz is fairly quiet, but it packs a pretty powerful punch (I guess it would have to to make the whole figure 8 vibrate.) and it works well with any lube we’ve used thus far. (We enjoy grape seed oil and some of the KY lubes.)

Unlike other toys I've used, the color did not rub off on my hands or body-parts. And while it was fully-functional it was VERY enjoyable.

All in all, I would say as a one-time-use toy it’s pretty awesome, but I wouldn’t go and get one unless you had 45 bucks to blow on something you will throw away almost immediately. Again, a great bullet with great battery life.