Lucid hearts squirmy dream - rabbit vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by Alyxx

This is a rabbit-style vibrator. It has a rotating shaft for penetration and an attached clitoral vibrator. It is great for solo use as well as use by a partner. The Squirmy Dream has a little squiggly clitoral attachment rather than a little rabbit or other small animal, and I've found an additional use for it. It works well as an anal stimulator! I think this would make a great first rabbit vibe. It is fairly small and not intimidating, and it works really well. It has 3 settings each for rotation and vibration, so new users can work their way up to full power. Of course it is still a good choice for more experienced toy users, as it does work very well and the higher settings are pretty powerful. It is also quiet enough to be used discretely behind closed doors. And to top it all off, it's waterproof!

The Squiggly Dream is made of jelly. A lot of people dislike this material, but I have never had a problem with it. It is more porous than materials like glass and silicone; so you should take care to keep it clean between uses. It also cannot be sterilized, so it should not be shared with partners casually without covering it with a condom or toy cover. These can also be used during solo use to cut down on cleanup and to keep your toy safer.
This toy doesn't have much of a smell to it like some jelly toys do. It also doesn't have much of a taste. Yes, I tasted it. For science! It has a smooth velvety texture, which can cause a little drag. Though a little bit of lube takes care of that.

The best part of this toy for me is the design. It has a great shape to it. The three heart shapes that make up the shaft of the toy feel absolutely amazing as it slides inside you. It gives the sensation of initial penetration (hehe, that rhymed...) three times over. The swirly little clitoral vibe is great too, it transfers vibrations very well and can be positioned for either pinpoint stimulation at the tip or a larger area of it can be placed over the clit for stimulation over a slightly larger area.

This isn't a particularly large toy in length or girth, which is a plus for beginners, but it is definitely big enough to please as long as you aren't a size queen. For me, at least, the proportions of it were excellent for a rabbit vibe, and everything lined up well with my anatomy. The vibrating part can easily reach my clit with the toy fully inserted and while thrusting with the toy.

The other big plus to the design is that it's just really darn cute! It's pink (or purple) with little heart shapes and a cute little squiggle! It is girly and cute and non-threatening. It also is not discrete. It is very obviously a sex toy. You would want to hide this one away from company or keep it wrapped up in a suitcase if you are traveling. However, since it isn't huge, it isn't too hard to hide. It will fit easily in a drawer or small travel bag. Still I wouldn't recommend sticking it in your purse for a toy on the go.

I was a little wary of how this toy would perform after reading some reviews and seeing others give it a pretty low 'vroom' score, but WOW did it surprise me. The Squirmy Dream has three settings each for rotation and vibration. Honestly, I can't really tell much of a difference between the rotation settings, each one is just slightly faster than the one before it. But the whole shaft does rotate smoothly and in enough of an arc to have the rotation noticed. The triple heart shape of the shaft adds a good bit of stimulation to the rotating function as well, and usually one of the ridges ends up hitting my g-spot as it turns. The vibrations in the squiggly little clitoral stimulator were the big surprise for me. I need pretty strong vibrations to orgasm with a toy, and this definitely provides them. The lowest setting is stronger than some other toys I have, and the top setting is definitely strong. The vibrations themselves are a little on the buzzy side, not really deep, but they are strong enough to serve their purpose and then some. The noise level is also surprisingly low. The rotation seems to make more noise than the vibrations, but even with both turned on full speed the sound shouldn't carry through a closed door.

The controls are pretty much identical to most rabbits out there. Two sets of up and down buttons, one for rotation and one for vibration, and a button to switch the direction of rotation. Very simple to use. There is also a set of lights above each set which light up with each level so you know which one you are on.

The icing on the cake — the Squirmy Dream is waterproof. In my opinion, being waterproof is one of the best features a toy can have. I love being able to bring them into the shower with me, and it also gives me a bit of peace of mind seeing as I tend to squirt everywhere. I've brought this toy into the shower with me several times and it has performed perfectly every time. After getting it wet, be sure to inspect the battery compartment and make sure no moisture has gotten in, take the batteries out, and leave it open so any moisture can evaporate, just to prevent any water damage.

This toy is made of jelly. It is compatible with water based and silicone based lubricants. For storage, be sure not to store it where it can touch other toys, as some jelly materials will react to other jelly toys and melt a little, kind of like silicone will. A good storage solution is a cloth bag or just a piece of fabric wrapped around it.

As with any toy, be sure to clean it after every use. A toy cleaner or mild soap and water can be used. Because it is waterproof, you can wash it under running water as long as you take care to close the battery compartment well beforehand. Dry it off thoroughly before storing it. Being jelly, it can be a bit of a lint magnet, so wrapping it or putting it in a bag of lint free fabric can help keep it clean between uses.