I rub my penguin - discreet vibrator by Big Teaze Toys - review by HeartBroken

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I rub my penguin

Discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys

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I rub my penguin sex toy review

The I rub my penguin is an adorable item for anyone who loves penguins as much as I do. It's a nice toy if you're new to vibrators and a fun addition to an experienced person's collection. Feel free to exchange yours if it rattles. It's the most common problem in the "I rub my" line. I hope you'll have a wet, fun and rattle-free experience with your own cute penguin.
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Pros:
The I rub my penguin is very cute and waterproof. It's easy to turn on and handle.
Cons:
It rattled a lot, making it hard to reach climax. It got me off but didn't make me come.
Rating by reviewer:
2
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I was stoked to get my 'I rub my penguin|I rub my penguin massager'. I'm kinda obsessed with penguins. I got mine before "Good Luck Chuck" came out. So there was no red sticker on the packaging. I thought I was getting a penguin with 8 different functions: 3 vibrating and 5 pulsating. Turns out they redid the design of the I rub my penguin. He only has 3 vibrating settings: low, medium and high. There is also no shower display included, another slight disappointment. Don't worry, the I rub my penguin is still as cute as ever. Enough about appearance, let's move onto actual use.

He's waterproof, so getting the 2 AA batteries in was a little tricky. I suggest you don't try to open the cover with your nails; just push down slightly and use the heel of your palm as you twist it off. The cover sticks out of the bottom a little, but it keeps the water out just fine. I found the button inside my penguin's belly and gave him a squeeze. I had to use both my thumbs with very little force and my penguin sprang to life. As I clicked through his 3 settings, I noticed a slight rattle in his head. I washed my penguin and lubed him up and started going to town.

I found that the back of his head, rather than his nose, gave me the best stimulation, and despite his odd shape he's comfortable to hold. In low mode, I could barely feel anything, so had to stop and click my penguin up one. Medium mode was good for getting me in the mood, but it would've taken me a long time reach orgasm. When I clicked my penguin into high mode, he started rattling again. It got worse when I turned him upside-down and more so whenever I moved him slightly. I've heard of other "I rub my" products rattling and it looks like the penguin suffers the same ailment. I tried my best to ignore the rattle and finish the job. It wasn't easy, but my penguin proved true.

In the end, the I rub my penguin gets 3 vrooms because it did get me off, but it wasn't anything amazing. It gets all 5 bees for that very distracting rattle. I'd say it was at 3 bees without the rattling. I gave the I rub my penguin only 2 stars. Although it's very cute, is waterproof and works, I was expecting more from my penguin. I really wanted the pulsating functions and shower display. I'll probably never use my penguin again purely for the rattling factor. I'm sure most the I rub my penguins out there work fine. I'll hold onto mine for decorative use- what girl can't use another penguin around the house. He's too cute!
Follow-up commentary
The rattling never got any better and I didn't want to send him in for a new one. He has taken his place amongst my many other penguins and is purely decorative now. He doesn't work as a toy for me, but he's still so cute!
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Comments
  • Dame Demi
    The look on his face is...just a little too suggestive, or something...like he's coming on to you...a penguin... 
  • LovingBookworm
    The question is, where are his eyes looking? ;)

    I'm a fan of the animal-toy-vibes. It's a shame that the penguin doesn't work as well as you'd hoped, Guin! 
  • Essin' Em
    The look IS priceless!  I'm sorry you were so dissapointed, but it seems like at the very least (and having not seen the movie, I have no idea what you're talking about), it's a cute collectible to have hanging around. I have the I Rub My Wormie, the Bondage I Rub My Duckie, and the original I Rub My Duckie, and they don't even have batteries in them; they just look cute and chill. I think I need the penguin too (and the fishie!) to complete my collection!
  • In the Cons area of you're review you state "it got you off ,but didn't make you come."????? To me getting of and coming are one in the same.
  • Nashville
    I think the Penguin more looks like "hai.. i got u a flowerz".. lol, that sweet little innocent look.
  • HeartBroken
    Sorry for the confusion. I consider something getting me off when I get an orgasm. I consider something making me come when I ejaculate after it gives me an orgasm.
  • LavenderSkies
    Good review, thanks
  • Beaners
    Hah, this is adorable. Thanks for the review!
  • C4ss
    Oh, the penguin is adorable.
    Thanks for the review.
  • joja
    Too bad it's noisy, 'cause this toy is cute!
  • awol
    too cute to be a toy
  • Kdlips
    Thanks for the review
  • angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
  • Ash1141
    Thanks
  • Princess-Kayla ?
    Thanks for the review!
  • sweetpea12
    Thanks for the great review!!!
  • Cat E.
    Good review.
  • damnbul12
    Thank you for the review.
  • Lioncub
    Thanks for the review.
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    Thanks
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