I rub my penguin - discreet vibrator by Big Teaze Toys - review by HeartBroken

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I rub my penguin

Discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys

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I rub my penguin sex toy review

The I rub my penguin is an adorable item for anyone who loves penguins as much as I do. It's a nice toy if you're new to vibrators and a fun addition to an experienced person's collection. Feel free to exchange yours if it rattles. It's the most common problem in the "I rub my" line. I hope you'll have a wet, fun and rattle-free experience with your own cute penguin.
The I rub my penguin is very cute and waterproof. It's easy to turn on and handle.
It rattled a lot, making it hard to reach climax. It got me off but didn't make me come.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I was stoked to get my 'I rub my penguin|I rub my penguin massager'. I'm kinda obsessed with penguins. I got mine before "Good Luck Chuck" came out. So there was no red sticker on the packaging. I thought I was getting a penguin with 8 different functions: 3 vibrating and 5 pulsating. Turns out they redid the design of the I rub my penguin. He only has 3 vibrating settings: low, medium and high. There is also no shower display included, another slight disappointment. Don't worry, the I rub my penguin is still as cute as ever. Enough about appearance, let's move onto actual use.

He's waterproof, so getting the 2 AA batteries in was a little tricky. I suggest you don't try to open the cover with your nails; just push down slightly and use the heel of your palm as you twist it off. The cover sticks out of the bottom a little, but it keeps the water out just fine. I found the button inside my penguin's belly and gave him a squeeze. I had to use both my thumbs with very little force and my penguin sprang to life. As I clicked through his 3 settings, I noticed a slight rattle in his head. I washed my penguin and lubed him up and started going to town.

I found that the back of his head, rather than his nose, gave me the best stimulation, and despite his odd shape he's comfortable to hold. In low mode, I could barely feel anything, so had to stop and click my penguin up one. Medium mode was good for getting me in the mood, but it would've taken me a long time reach orgasm. When I clicked my penguin into high mode, he started rattling again. It got worse when I turned him upside-down and more so whenever I moved him slightly. I've heard of other "I rub my" products rattling and it looks like the penguin suffers the same ailment. I tried my best to ignore the rattle and finish the job. It wasn't easy, but my penguin proved true.

In the end, the I rub my penguin gets 3 vrooms because it did get me off, but it wasn't anything amazing. It gets all 5 bees for that very distracting rattle. I'd say it was at 3 bees without the rattling. I gave the I rub my penguin only 2 stars. Although it's very cute, is waterproof and works, I was expecting more from my penguin. I really wanted the pulsating functions and shower display. I'll probably never use my penguin again purely for the rattling factor. I'm sure most the I rub my penguins out there work fine. I'll hold onto mine for decorative use- what girl can't use another penguin around the house. He's too cute!
Follow-up commentary
The rattling never got any better and I didn't want to send him in for a new one. He has taken his place amongst my many other penguins and is purely decorative now. He doesn't work as a toy for me, but he's still so cute!
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  • Dame Demi
    Dame Demi  
    The look on his face is...just a little too suggestive, or he's coming on to you...a penguin... 
  • LovingBookworm
    The question is, where are his eyes looking? ;)

    I'm a fan of the animal-toy-vibes. It's a shame that the penguin doesn't work as well as you'd hoped, Guin! 
  • Essin' Em
    Essin' Em  
    The look IS priceless!  I'm sorry you were so dissapointed, but it seems like at the very least (and having not seen the movie, I have no idea what you're talking about), it's a cute collectible to have hanging around. I have the I Rub My Wormie, the Bondage I Rub My Duckie, and the original I Rub My Duckie, and they don't even have batteries in them; they just look cute and chill. I think I need the penguin too (and the fishie!) to complete my collection!
  • Dont Understand
    In the Cons area of you're review you state "it got you off ,but didn't make you come."????? To me getting of and coming are one in the same.
  • Nashville
    I think the Penguin more looks like "hai.. i got u a flowerz".. lol, that sweet little innocent look.
  • HeartBroken
    Sorry for the confusion. I consider something getting me off when I get an orgasm. I consider something making me come when I ejaculate after it gives me an orgasm.
  • LavenderSkies
    Good review, thanks
  • Beaners
    Hah, this is adorable. Thanks for the review!
  • C4ss
    Oh, the penguin is adorable.
    Thanks for the review.
  • joja
    Too bad it's noisy, 'cause this toy is cute!
  • awol
    too cute to be a toy
  • Kdlips
    Thanks for the review
  • angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
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    Princess-Kayla ?  
    Thanks for the review!
  • sweetpea12
    Thanks for the great review!!!
  • Cat E.
    Cat Enderly  
    Good review.
  • damnbul12
    Thank you for the review.
  • Lioncub
    Thanks for the review.
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