I rub my penguin - discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys - review by Princess-Kayla ♥

I rub my penguin

Discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys

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I Rub My Penguin Review

This little guy is discreet and functional! You can use it on a bed, or in your tub. It's easy to store, because it doesn't look like a sex toy at all. Leave it out on your shelf, or on the side of your bathtub! You can give it as a cute little gift, or keep it all for yourself. There are so many options with this adorable little fellow.
Multiple settings, Discreet design, Adorable, easy to use
Battery slot is extremely hard to open, not super strong vibrations
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Cute, discreet, and lovable, this little guy has it all! It's a discreet vibrator that you can leave anywhere without risk of getting caught, and it works just as well as any other vibrators. It's not the strongest vibrator I've had, and it's probably my strangest looking one, but it's still a lot of fun. And it helps that it's waterproof.

It's a clit massager,and I wouldn't suggest trying to use this internally. You might be able to get it's head inside you, but you shouldn't try to get anymore in there.

It takes AA batteries, which aren't hard to come by.

Apparently this toy was used in a scene in Good Luck Chuck.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

It's made from Phthalate Free PVC.

The whole thing is very smooth. The beak and the belly feel a lot smoother, but I think that's just from the paint on those parts.

Being made from PVC, it's not very flexible. It's a pretty rigid vibrator. I don't mind it, but if you like some bend-ability in your toys, this isn't the one for you.

It has a bit of a plastic-y smell. It's not a strong smell unless you're pretty much sniffing the vibrator, and I'm sure the smell will vanish overtime and several washes.

You can use both silicone and water based lubes with it too, which is awesome.
    • Light odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

It looks like a little toy penguin. Just something you could find in any bathtub of someone with kids of a love of penguins. It's extremely discreet, and doesn't look like a vibrator at all.

I think the shape is great for discreetness, but makes it a little awkward for a vibrator. It's a little hard to get a good hold on it while you're using it. I do find that it works really well if you hold it with it's beak pointing down.

I think that this could be for anyone, beginners and advanced alike. The strength might not be enough for some, but it's a cute little vibrator that's just a cute thing to have around.

It also makes a great gift. I think it's a lot easier to give someone a sex toy if it doesn't look intimidating or anything, and this is definitely not intimidating.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The battery slot is extremely hard to open. My boyfriend had to use a pair of pliers for it. Once you get the batteries in it though, it's really easy to use.

There's a little button in the center of it's belly. You can press it three times for various levels of vibrations, and press it one more time to turn it off.

The vibrations aren't the strongest I've had, but they're strong for a little novelty toy like this.

I didn't really think I would like it too much, but it turned out to do a pretty good job. I just had to pretend that I wasn't rubbing a penguin on my vagina.

It's waterproof too, so you can use it in the bath. Everyone knows penguins love water, and I have a feeling you'd love using this penguin in the water too!

It's not really loud at all. It makes a slight noise, but if someone was just in the next room, or even 10 feet away they probably wouldn't hear it all. Especially if you have it under a blanket, or underwater.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

Extremely easy to clean and care for. You can wash it with soap and warm water, or you can use toy cleaning wipes.

You could store it in a drawer, or in a toy box, or even leave it on the edge of your bathtub. Unless someone messes around with it a lot, they're probably not going to figure out what it is. It just looks like an innocent toy penguin.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
Sadly, a few days after I wrote the review, my dog decided it would be a good idea to chew this up. It's pretty durable though, because it still works. It's just missing a foot, and has a few chew holes. I don't use it very often, but it's a nice little toy.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • damnbul12
    Thank you for the review.
  • Princess-Kayla ?
    Thanks for reading!
  • LostinLife
    thanks for the great review
  • Lioncub
    Thanks for the review.
  • PassionCpl
    Thanks for the review!
  • darkkitty
    Thank you!
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