This toy was definitely designed
The
Bowling Pin Bullet Vibe is, as its name suggests, shaped just like a bowling pin. A shiny, pink iridescent bowling pin.
That iridescent coating is the source of my only criticism with this toy. Even when I first opened the package, I noticed that some of the coating was already beginning to rub off. I can only imagine that with months of use the iridescence will continue to vanish.
On the plus side, the Bowling Pin is incredibly powerful. Three AAA batteries in the separate controller and a flick of the on/off switch make this vibe roar to life. Once on, you can cycle through ten setting of speed and vibration pattern. Some vibes with similar designs tend to be difficult to maneuver through their options, but not this one. Just keep clicking the button 'til you find the best one for you.
I like that the "off" switch of this vibe is separate from the selector switch. Some other bullet vibes make "off" just another one of multiple speeds and settings, which means that you'd have to cycle through all of them in order to turn the toy off. On the Bowling Pin, this is never a problem. Just hit the button and you're ready to answer that annoying phone call from your mom. Or your boss.
The vibe's small size make it perfect for use between bodies during intercourse. Have one partner hold it against the clit, balls or outside of the anus.
Don't use any bullet vibe like this one IN the ass, however. Their cords are not meant for retrieval purposes. If you've ever managed to pull loose the cord on a bullet-type vibe, you'll understand what I mean. I have tried. It's easier than you think. So just don't.
Other than an easily marred surface, the Bowling Pin Bullet Vibe is a perfect little toy for powerful and pleasurable playtime.
My first bowling review by Backseat Boohoo
Yes, very dorky name.
Can we get the Golf Club vibe now?
I didn't measure it, but it seemed plenty long to me.
Hmmm not sure what would be sensible...the increasing speeds were first, in order, and then the rest were in no particular order.
How long is the cord?
Do the settings go in some kind of sensible order, or seem random?
Again, toys with irridescent coatings scare me.
I'm wondering, though, if this might not be a good alternative to "Little Thumper"...?
If the cord were in the other end, it wouldn't look like a bowling pin?
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This toy confuses me... shouldn't the cord be in the other end, so you can hold the small end and use the big end for stimulation? Isn't it weird to have to hold the big end? Is the small end enough stimulation? So many questions!