Mini bullet & controller by Doc Johnson

When I got home from work to find a package from Eden Fantasys waiting for me, I almost tore the box apart. I knew what was in there, and I wanted it! Like all Doc Johnson products, the packaging for the Mini Bullet was cute, didn’t involve pictures of naked women, and was easy to open. I pulled out the bullet, and yum! It’s got a soft, almost velvety texture that’s delicious against the skin. And there was no new toy smell!

I quickly washed it up and popped in the batteries to run off to test this sexy little number. With my favorite lube beside me, I turned her on for a test run. Level one – silent, but very light, just a teasing warm-up. I played around with this setting for a while, just teasing all over, then got down to business and started ramping up the power. With a bit of time on my hands, I could come on the second setting, but for a quickie 3 or 4 was needed. Even on the highest setting, this baby is whisper-quiet, so with a thin blanket the only noises I had to worry about were me thrashing around  and screaming as I blasted through orgasm after orgasm!

Next was the bath test. I love my waterproof toys, but this was my first waterproof bullet. Remember how quiet I said this one is? It’s completely silent under water, and you don’t lose any of the power, either. I completely submerged the controller, and when I dried it off and opened it, the battery compartment was still dry.

In the water or out, this bullet doesn’t really do much for me inserted, but that’s probably because it’s so tiny. That small size does come with benefits, however: it’s the perfect size for many vibrating cock rings, and for most insertable toys with a hollow for a bullet, be they dildos or plugs. The only problem I found with using this to replace the mini bullet that came with one of my cock rings was that the cord is a little short, only about 2.5", so maneuvering can be a tad interesting.

Cleanup was as easy as pie with this waterproof wonder. A quick washing with antibacterial soap and water did the trick for bullet, cord, and controller. Using spray-and-dry toy cleaner didn’t seem to get it completely clean the first time, but a second round finished it off.

This really is a great bullet for beginners and advanced users alike. It’s not the strongest bullet in the world, but it’s got some power to it, and it makes up for it with silence; it really is the quietest vibrating toy I own, and I try to only buy discreet toys. While it is a small bullet, it’s great if you need a small one, and it’s a perfect size for travel. This has quickly become one of my favorite bullets!