Oh. Oh! Oh good LORD!

My favourite toys are this guy and the smart balls you can find elsewhere on this site. After wearing the smart balls for an hour a day for a month, my orgasms tripled, and now with this guy they're just REALLY. FREAKING. INTENSE. I think I've reached that next level, the next plateau of sex. It's hallucinations and hearing the voice of god! You won't be let down, especially with this price.
Published:
Pros:
Shape, colour, intense vibration, intense pulsation, just quiet enough
Cons:
No waterproof
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Oh, honey. This product is good for everyone and anyone! The golden nugget is strong where you need it and gentle when you don't. He can treat me to a romantic dinner for two to a sex & sushi orgy party! This long lasting versatile vibrator is an amazing asset to every girl's stash. Good hint boys out there: this is a FABULOUS and IMPRESSIVE gift. It's sleek, sexy, and a great complement to your cock. This egg is a good size to insert vaginally and you'll definitely be able to feel their vibrations. I personally like to use it on my clit because the vibrations along with the textured sleeve is pureeee bliss. It's great for during sex, especially because its gold -- not too girly, not too manly. My partners like this little guy as well. He's easy to manage and easy to manipulate.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere but water
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Anal
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

This is a good toy for beginners, definitely, but it won't let an advanced user down! The texture is a really special part of this guy. It's a sleeved egg, meaning that it has these little pleasurable studdish like things all over it. It feels amazing vaginally and on the clitoris. It's made of jelly and plastic and doesn't have any phthalates or latex, which is great for people allergic to latex. You can also use silicone or water based lube on this fella, so don't worry about melting your toy! It's completely hypo-allergenic which always calms the hypochondriac germaphobe in me. Everything has to be completely sterile! Haha but you have nothing to worry about with this guy, and once you try him, you won't even be able to remember what your name is hehe :] There WAS a slight smell upon opening the product, just kinda plastic-y/rubber-y, but you can't really avoid that in my experience. A few uses and washes and you'll be fine.
    • Bumpy
    • Light odor

Design / Shape / Size

This is honestly my favourite part. I probably wouldn't be so enthusiastic about this little guy if it wasn't gold. Maybe it's the way it looks against my tan skin, maybe it's the way it makes me feel like I have the Midas touch, maybe's it's how I feel like a queen having a GOLD vibrator; whatever it is, every girl deserves this guy. It's classy, not trashy. It's not girly, it's gnarly. I LOVELOVELOVE this part. Get it yet? The size is wonderful for me, although it's not exactly what I would call "small" especially with the remote and everything with it. It's perfect for use vaginally and for clitoral stimulation. The shape is the perfect little egg shape too. It gets the vibrations through, for SHORE. This baby will have you screaming to high heaven OVER and OVER.
    • Beginner
    • Futuristic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The one downside to this baby is that it's not waterproof. So, so sad. Maybe if there's enough emails we can get them to put out a water proof version.. It'd be delightful, to say the least. There's five settings on this bad boy. Three of them do a little pulse dance and the other two vibrate. The vibrate is heavenly and will get you over the edge for sure, but the pulsations are through the ROOF pleasurable to me. They keep me in the moment enough to really enjoy what's going on. The performance on this thing is GREAT. It's intense! But it is a little noisy.. I mean, my housemates won't be able to hear it (but maybe they'll hear me haha), but if someone was in the bed with me, they'd definitely be suspicious of why I have five phones in a bag all set to vibrate. This baby's powered with a 9 volt, which is nice, and the batteries haven't run out yet. I'd imagine it has some staying power with all that voltage.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

It's really easy to take care of this toy. No latex, no silicone, just jelly and plastic. I do like silicone toys because of its texture and feel and moldability, but you won't even care what the material on this bad boy is once you get started!! It's easy to wash, just sterilize it and go. I store it in the box, just because I'm nervous about any of my toys touching each other, even if just their bags touch. It's great that it's not silicone because you can use your silicone based lube on him. Water based is fine, too. The materials are hypo-allergenic so don't be fearful of any complications.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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Comments
  • Pleasure Piratess
    Pleasure Piratess  
    Great review. One thing I always like to see in reviews (and forgive me if I have just over looked it) is whether the vibes are high-frequency buzzy, or low-frequency rumbly?
  • Trashley
    Trashley  
    I feel like its higher definitely, but it's not INSANITY MANATEE higher. Plus, there's low and high settings which can help if you don't like the higher power.
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Good review!
  • Pegglepuss
    Pegglepuss  
    Loved the review. I'm a little turned off by the fact that it's a remote. The fact you're sort or tethered by a wire seems strange to me. What are your thoughts?
  • Midway through
    Midway through  
    Fabulous as always!
  • darkkitty
    darkkitty  
    Thank you!
  • Bonesdance
    Bonesdance  
    "sex and sushi orgy party" - sounds like fun to me!
  • pinkzombie
    pinkzombie  
    Nice review!
  • haley730
    haley730  
    great review, might give this a try
  • Pegaholics
    Pegaholics  
    Great review!
  • Glac
    Glac  
    good review, thanks
  • swaggsohott12
    swaggsohott12  
    good review
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    Maxx  
  • Zombirella
    Zombirella  
    Thanks for the review
  • Apirka
    Apirka  
    Thank you for sharing!
  • tA
    tA  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Peres2013
    Peres2013  
    Thanks!
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    Clubbinseals  
    Thanks for the review!
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    vanilla&chocolate  
    Thanks for the review!
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