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If you're looking for an entertaining twist on your typical bullet vibe, this is your dick. But don't expect too much out of his performance, he's all show. For the most part, this vibe cums like any other in it's price range. His only claims to fame are a novel shape and a longer than usual cord between controller and vibe. But remember, it's not about size, but rather what you do with it.
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Pros
Length of cord, Variation in vibration, Entertaining shape
Cons
No batteries included, Noisy, Turns off too easily
Don't get too excited about this toy just yet, you have to find batteries. Yup, that's right, all the foreplay of opening the package, and it doesn't even come with the AAs needed to get it turned on.
Once you deal with this dick's power insecurities, things start looking a little better. The vibe is strong enough to be entertaining, but not overwhelming. It's noisy, but no more so than other vibes at the same cost. The bullet seems of solid construction (I might even daresay hard); the controller is a little questionable, but not overly so. I just wouldn't recommend it ever being underfoot during a romantic romp. And if you're looking for length over girth, this toy is definitely your man. He can boast over 3 feet of cord.
When taken for a test drive, this dick was "hear occasional bumping against the wall", but certainly not "hear screaming through the wall". The description's suggestion of using the bottom of the dick's head to cradle one's clit was about as successful as if one tried to do so with a penis more to scale - it simply wouldn't fit right. It was awkward to get everything lined up (am I in?), and very quickly shifted anyway. The dick shape is novel, but not terribly functional.
The controller fared better than most in it's price range. The connection between the controller and the cord was surprisingly sturdy. It provided for a variety of levels of sensations, with smooth transitions. Be careful though, it is all too easy to accidentally turn it off when endeavoring to lower the vibration. As with all premature ejaculation, patience and practice make it easier to control.
I find the juxtaposition of the penis bullet with the curvy controller quite ironic. But with a dick at the end of a cord, some gender play is to be expected, if not encouraged.
Once you deal with this dick's power insecurities, things start looking a little better. The vibe is strong enough to be entertaining, but not overwhelming. It's noisy, but no more so than other vibes at the same cost. The bullet seems of solid construction (I might even daresay hard); the controller is a little questionable, but not overly so. I just wouldn't recommend it ever being underfoot during a romantic romp. And if you're looking for length over girth, this toy is definitely your man. He can boast over 3 feet of cord.
When taken for a test drive, this dick was "hear occasional bumping against the wall", but certainly not "hear screaming through the wall". The description's suggestion of using the bottom of the dick's head to cradle one's clit was about as successful as if one tried to do so with a penis more to scale - it simply wouldn't fit right. It was awkward to get everything lined up (am I in?), and very quickly shifted anyway. The dick shape is novel, but not terribly functional.
The controller fared better than most in it's price range. The connection between the controller and the cord was surprisingly sturdy. It provided for a variety of levels of sensations, with smooth transitions. Be careful though, it is all too easy to accidentally turn it off when endeavoring to lower the vibration. As with all premature ejaculation, patience and practice make it easier to control.
I find the juxtaposition of the penis bullet with the curvy controller quite ironic. But with a dick at the end of a cord, some gender play is to be expected, if not encouraged.
Follow-up commentary
8 months after original review
While this toy's shape has been the brunt of many size jokes, it's still not a favorite. To be honest, I can't remember the last time I used it. I'll let you know if I come up with anything creative for it.
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In regards to the shape, I didn't find the shape to affect the performance at all. It worked very similarly to any other bullet of it's size. However, everybody's body is shaped different and responds differently, so I certainly wouldn't say that my experience with the shape is the be-all-end-all.
My partner and I recently discovered "muffing": penetration of the inguinal canals (an excellent article on the subject can be found in the Fucking Trans Women zine [https://www.fuckingtranswomen.com]). We've only just started playing around in this area, but have found that Lanny fits nicely in her inguinal canals and she reports that the vibrations are fantastic.
Please note, like all body parts, inguinal canals vary in size and elasticity and Lanny may not work with your body.