Trojan midnight collection multi-position 5.3 - sex toy by Church and Dwight - review by SaMiKaY

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Trojan midnight collection multi-position 5.3

G-spot vibrator by Church and Dwight

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Too much like a bee

The Trojan 5.3 is an expensive toy that is great if you like buzzy vibrations. The rotating head serves no purpose for me, but another person may find use for it.
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Pros:
Silicone shaft, multiple vibrating patterns, pretty color, rotating head
Cons:
Pricey, only buzzy vibrations, on/off switch is needed
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

The Trojan midnight collection multi-position 5.3 is a g-spot vibrator that works great as a clitoral vibe as well. With the average size and ergonomic shape, this vibe will work for just about anyone. It is water resistant, not waterproof so don't use this in the tub or prolonged use in the shower. Besides that, any situation is a good situation for a good vibe!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bed
    • Car hood
    • Shower
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Rotating shaft
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The Trojan 5.3 has a silicone insertable shaft and a hard plastic handle. The silicone shaft has 5 ridges along the inside of the bulging head for some added texture and stimulation. This addition is very pleasant and a good balance for both beginners as well as advanced users. There was a slight scent and taste to the silicone when I first took it out of the packaging, but it was not enough to worry me and it washed away with a little toy cleaner.

A note about the silicone on this toy: it has some drag to it, more so than the other silicone toys I own but not enough to turn me off. Just add a bit more lube and you should be set.
    • Light odor
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

Coming straight out of the package, the Trojan 5.3 has a shape typical of g-spot vibrators (a slight "C" curve). The rotating head offers 3 additional positions, a quarter turn to each position (a "S" is created in the 3rd). While I appreciate the idea of a rotating head, I have yet to find uses for them. This vibe has a 1.5inch diameter at the largest part. It's 9inches long with 6.75inch insertable. Thanks to the included pouch, it can be hidden quite well.

While it is easy to hide, it's not discreet on sound. I would not recommend this if you don't want to be heard.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

If you like buzzy vibrations, this is your vibrator. There are 8 vibrating patterns that range in intensity. They are as follows:

1) low, constant vibrations
2) medium, constant vibrations
3) high, constant vibrations
4) very high, constant vibrations
5) revving pulse (think revving the engine of a motorcycle)
6) quick pulse
7) "quick, quick, quick, quick, lloonngggg"

I've found I am a simple gal and prefer the high, constant vibrations as the pulsing patterns just tease me. The buttons are a + and a -, located on the bottom of the handle. While they are easy to push, it gets frustrating that there is not an on/off switch. In order to turn off the device once you get to your desired pattern and reach your big "O", you must go back through all of the other patterns (using the minus sign)to turn it off. This is NOT a quiet toy. I repeat, NOT A QUIET TOY! Even on the lowest setting, it can be heard through a very thick blanket with the television on.

Trojan 5.3 is a water resistant toy. What does this mean? Well, it can get wet... Just don't take it into the bathtub or submerge it in water longer than to just get it wet (for washing).
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Because this toy is water resistant, it can be washed with soap and water, just don't submerge it for a long time. It is silicone so ONLY use water based lubricant. Store it in the included pouch so it doesn't come into contact with your other toys.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging with this toy is beautiful. It came in a beautiful purple cardboard box with a clear cutout in the middle where you can see the toy. If you were giving this as a gift, you need to wrap it to keep it a secret. Inside the box there is a plastic clam shell where the toy, pouch and batteries are located. I recommend taking advantage of the pouch for storage because the box itself would take up much more room.
    • Not discreet
Follow-up commentary
This is used regularly in my masturbating sessions and still works wonderfully. I've had to replace the batteries ONCE since getting the toy and using it consistently. I still believe it is a little pricy, but it's a solid built toy that I'm sure will get plenty of use.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • kendra30752
    kendra30752  
    Great review! I had almost ordered this several months ago, but really didn't like the price tag. I am glad I didn't now. Thanks for sharing and for the buzzy vibration warning. I'd have been very sad if I would've paid that big price for stupid buzzy vibrations, they only numb me! I still can't get over how nice the shape looks for G-spotting though. I'm sorry this wasn't so fantastic for you.
  • ksparkles16
    ksparkles16  
    Thanks! I love the shape of this too!
  • LaSchwartz
    LaSchwartz  
    thanks for the review it was very helpful.
  • pasdechat
    pasdechat  
    Thanks for the review! I had really liked the shape and color of this toy, but if it's buzzy I think I'll have to pass.
  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    Sounds like you have provided quite the word of warning for those that don't like buzzy vibrations. Thanks for the review.
  • hillys
    hillys  
    Thanks for the great review it was helpful
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • PropertyOfPotter
    PropertyOfPotter  
    Thanks for the review!
  • brevado
    brevado  
    Thanks for your review! Sorry to hear is wasn't as great as hoped.
  • SexySoundLab
    SexySoundLab  
    interesting
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    abbylover  
    Thanks
  • travelnurse
    travelnurse  
    Thanks for the review!
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    Undecided  
    Thanks for the review
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    damnbul12  
    Thank you for the review.
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    Cat Enderly  
    Thank you!
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    Lioncub  
    Thank you for the review.
  • Rory
    Rory  
    Nice review! Thanks!!
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    Lovely Jubblies  
    Nice job, thanks for this!
  • MK434
    MK434  
    Nice review! Thank you
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