Supersex massager - traditional vibrator discontinued by LoveHoney - review by Dove

So, let me start this review with a personal anecdote. When I was a lot younger (as in way too young to visit adult toy shop websites), I would masturbate with the head of my electric toothbrush. The vibrations from that weren't earth shattering, but they certainly were sufficient for what I needed. I view this toy in much the same way: it's not a reinvention of the wheel, nor is it a magnitude 7 earthquake ripping through your lady bits, but it definitely gets the job done.

This toy comes packaged in a clear plastic tube. It requires two AA batteries, which are not included. To insert the batteries, you rotate off one side of the vibrator and then slip them in. Because this toy is waterproof, you have to make sure to close that seal tightly or suddenly it won't be waterproof anymore.

This is a plastic toy, but to me, it doesn't feel like plastic. It has a soft, matte kind of feel to it, not a hard shiny plastic texture. I actually really like the way this toy feels; I'm pretty impressed since I'm not usually a fan of plastic. Since the toy is made of plastic, you can use oil, water, or silicone lubricants with it, and it can easily be cleaned with a sex toy cleaner or soap and water.

As I have stated before, I am not a fan of realistic toys, and this definitely is not one. I find the rounded head and base, as well as the curve of the body, to be nice looking. Because of its curved shape, this toy fit very well in my hand, and I didn't have to twist around at any awkward angles during any intense moments.

The lighter pink is kind of a flesh color, while the other pink on the top is much darker. The darker top is where the batteries are inserted, and also where you control the speed of vibrations. The speed is controlled by twisting the top, so you get a good gradient of speeds, rather than switching from low to medium to high. I found the low to be very low, and the high to be of medium intensity.

This toy could also be used for vaginal penetration, but since it flares at the end it might be kind of large. Remember if you're sharing to use a condom! I wouldn't recommend this toy for anal use, because even though the base is wider than the body, it is not that flared and there would be no way to retrieve it should it get sucked up.

One big perk of this toy is that it is waterproof. For all of you who live in dorms or with parents (or anyone who just wants to spruce things up in the bathroom), this toy can be used in the shower with no issues. It also wipes off and dries off quickly. Furthermore, the vibrations aren't that loud: on the low setting they couldn't be heard through a blanket, and on the high setting definitely not through a closed door.

The only disadvantaged to this toy, I believe, are the lack of super strong vibrations, and perhaps the quality of the toy itself. While it seems pretty solid, it also kind of sounded like something was rattling inside the battery compartment. This makes me a little wary of how it will hold up, so I'll make sure to report back in a few months. However, for the prices I have seen this toy at, it might be worth it for only a few month's use.

Because the low vibrations on this toy are so gentle, I would definitely recommend this toy for someone new to vibrators. Its non-threatening shape, combined with its easy to grip handle and soft and smooth feel make this toy very inviting. I wish I had this as my first vibrator. Additionally, the controls are so easy to use that it becomes second nature. At the same time though, I do think this toy is intense enough for more experienced users, especially if you want something to use that's waterproof. This toy could also be very fun for couples, especially because it is so easy to grip. I'm already thinking of the possibilities for couple's showers!