Wireless bunny waterproof - vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by NurdSex

I really did have high hopes for this toy, even if others didn't think it did the job. I orgasm so easily, and yet this toy (when used as intended) just left me wanting.

Upon receiving it, I took it to a more private place and opened the packaging. It was extremely easy to open, no bubble packs. The toy came with 4 ‘N’ batteries, enough for 2 ‘doses’ of battery power. I had never heard of these types of batteries before getting this toy, but my friends tell me they can be found in many stores among batteries for digital cameras. They resemble AAA batteries, only are shorter in length.

Accompanying the toy was a small sheet with directions as to how to use the straps, and the toy itself. The directions appeared straightforward; however I had difficulty figuring out the strap configurations. You can probably chalk up about half blame to the complicated nature of the toy, and half to user failure :).

There are two straps, one on either side of the toy, that go around your legs, and one that wraps around your waist. The straps are made of a stretchy nylon-like material that detaches easily from the toy. They are adjustable, but in the wrong way… the slack gained from tightening the straps around your thighs is let out towards the toy (and therefore hangs down between your thighs and the toy), effectively rendering the straps useless – the toy kept slipping out as I walked around. The waist strap also didn't help very much.

The shaft and bunny are made from jelly, which means the toy cannot be sterilized. Clean the toy with warm water and toy cleaner, and do not share unless you use a condom. Other than the sanitary issues, the feel of the material is very pleasant. The bunny is soft and pliant. The penis of the toy has a very hard insert, which holds the batteries and the vibrating bullet.

The controls are very simple. A dial that turns the vibration up and down in intensity sits under the bunny at the bottom of the shaft. This is really the wrong place for the controls; if you are wearing clothes over the toy, they tend to turn the toy on and off randomly as they brush against the toy. Furthermore, if you try to sit down, the controls make the toy bulky enough to be very uncomfortable to sit on, as you either have to balance and keep most of your weight off of the toy, or risk crushing the toy painfully against your nether regions.

The vibrations are *extremely* intense at max setting, but sadly barely any of them make it into the bunny ears, as advertised. The ears are anything but energetic, and do nothing for my clit. Using the shaft alone to stimulate my clit worked very well, however! With the power of these vibrations comes an extremely loud noise, though. You can barely hear the lowest setting through clothing (you can also barely feel it!), but anything above that would be way too risky in public.

Overall, this toy does not meet my expectations. The vibrations are concentrated only in the penis, the straps are ineffective, it is uncomfortable to wear, and the controls are easy to mess up. This toy is inexpensive, but the quality is awful.