I had to try one of these, and figure it out for myself that they are really only a gimmick; unless you have problems getting it up to start with. The product does what it is supposed to do, but isn't something I'd spend money on. A good dildo, butt plug or pocket pussy would be much more fun and enjoyable. The Measure up pump does give you the ability to measure your cock, however a ruler out of the desk drawer would do the same thing without the added hardware. It just didn't Measure Up. Read more

Overall this pump was a pretty big disappointment to my boyfriend, the main problem with this pump was how easily the the tubing got holes. I would look elsewhere when trying to find the right pump to buy. Read more

Simple to use for that erection you can't get when you just need to fuck. A bit awkward to use, but less awkward than not being able to fuck her. If ED is a serious issue for you, recommend seeing a physician. Read more

Aside from the poor excuse for a pressure release valve and the unremovable hose, the pump actually does a good job considering how little it costs. The price is right and it has plenty sucking power to chub up just about any lazy dong. For only $15 you can make your dick look like an angry GI Joe! Read more

The pump is not an advisable buy as it does not provide the desired effect when removed and is also difficult to remove. May work better on smaller sized men. Read more

Will give you quick erection until you have to try and remove your penis! Doesn't enlarge manhood. Not worth it. Read more

Wasn't worth it in our case. If guys like using this to jerk off, more power to you. I prefer the real thing and this just didn't do it for me at all. Read more

This thing sucks, and not in a good way. I wouldn't waste my money on this again. Go for a Fliphole or a Fleshlight instead. Much less complicated. Read more

Simply disappointing. Even at a low cost of $20 I would not suggest buying this, even with a coupon; that is unless you enjoy bulky toys, weak vibes, as well as sucky-suction. Read more

The vibrations were not strong at all; it was actually more of an annoyance.  We released the suction and tried again, still no excitement.  We moved it around, and it just was taking away from the excitement and causing more laughing than anything. Read more

If you are just looking for a pump to get a harder erection, this pump will work great. If you are trying to increase size, a pump isn't a very effective device. The sleeve that comes with the pump is great for masturbation as well. Read more

The idea is fabulous. The execution, not so much. The design is absolutely terrible. The parts don't all work together to create a functioning and enjoyable toy. It's a brilliant and appealing concept, but overall... a giant disappointment. Read more

This toy is very disappointing, it does not hold up, or do what it is advertised to do. Complete mood killer. Read more