Funniest Porn Titles - Movie Spoofs

Sammi Sammi
There are some good ones out there. What's your favorite spoof title?

My faves are:
Edward Penishands
The Texas Dildo Massacre
The Sperminator
02/26/2009
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That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
There are some good ones out there. What's your favorite spoof title?

My faves are:
Edward Penishands
The Texas Dildo Massacre
The Sperminator
HAHAHA those sound really like the might actually be interesting.
02/26/2009
Delete My Account Delete My Account
I like:
Pulp Friction
Field of Wet Dreams
Forrest Hump
Titty Slickers
02/26/2009
Miss KissThis Miss KissThis
I can't believe neither of you have said Titty Titty Gang Bang!
02/26/2009
Sammi Sammi
A Few More:

On Golden Blonde
Wet Dream on Elm Street
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Buffy the Vampire Layer
02/26/2009
Gary Gary
I have been working in a porn store for 7 years and I have seen a ton of funny titles, but the one that made me laugh the most was Sperms of Endearment. I didn't catch it at first and then it hit me, I could not stop laughing. Naming porn movies must be one of the most fun jobs on the planet. My second runner would be the Blown Ranger.
02/26/2009
That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
In the dildo massacre does the dildo guy kill anyone? BC it sounds like something I might want to watch just to talk about it randomly with someone for laughs.

Buffy the Vampire Layer also sounds good I always though vampires were sexy but they have to be done right with some blood dripping BJs or something. Especially the one in Blade movie with the fangs in her vagina.. ouch.. talk about how to lose the moment you suck the blood right out of the penis its just a floppy bloody mess that becomes somewhat useless for a while. But I see the logic it does have lots of blood in the penis so it would be for a good sucking and feeding!

Some thing I never got about vampires.. does the blood actually travel through the teeth or do the teeth just puncture then you swallow the blood down your throat.

Hmm I seriously have to go to bed now Ive been up for almost 2 days..
02/27/2009
jedent jedent
Three words:

Bare Wench Project
02/27/2009
LikeSunshineDust LikeSunshineDust
I have a couple friends who like to make these up. They've come up with "Scrotal Recall" and "Final Cunt Down."

One they came up with that's really bad- "Oh She's 11/12/13"
03/01/2009
Sammi Sammi
If I remember right, the Dildo Massacre was a corny spoof and didn't involve much of the TCM plot - mostly lots and LOTS of dildos everywhere. I haven't seen Buffy yet.
03/01/2009
TexasBrat TexasBrat
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
There are some good ones out there. What's your favorite spoof title?

My faves are:
Edward Penishands
The Texas Dildo Massacre
The Sperminator
I have one that is "The Da Vinci Load"!! LOL
There's also "The Cockateer". I haven't seen that one, but I thought it was funny. The pic on the cover is a riot too!
03/01/2009
Gary Gary
For just plain awesomeness, the best porn titles are Re-Penetrator (which does feature a re-animated corpse, sex, and gore) and Porn of the Dead!
03/01/2009
Sammi Sammi
How could I forget Re-Penetrator?! I actually bought that one, as I love the original and it seemed to funny to pass up.

Some others:
Schinder's Fist
The Postman Only Rims Twice
ET: The Extra-Testical
The Sexorcist
03/01/2009
That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
How could I forget Re-Penetrator?! I actually bought that one, as I love the original and it seemed to funny to pass up.

Some others:
Schinder's Fist
The Postman Only Rims Twice
ET: The Extra-Testical
The Sexorcist
ET: Extra Testicle...

Does the guy in the movie have 3 testicles and an epic cum shot or something.. LOL
03/02/2009
Gary Gary
Rob Rotten (who did the Sexorcist, Porn of the Dead, & Evil Head movies) made a movie called the Texas Vibrator Massacre, not to be confused with the Texas Dildo Massacre. Another funny one that I came across recently though I did not get a chance to watch it, was the Last Whore House on the Left. As far as the ET spoof goes, is there really a porno named that? I know in Cheech and Chong's Still Smoking, there is a sketch about E.T., Eddie Torrez the Extra Testicle.
03/03/2009
Sammi Sammi
Yes, there truly is .
Here is a link to it: link
03/03/2009
Sammi Sammi
Just ran across these today:

Flaming of the Shrew
Grinding Nemo
The Loin King
03/05/2009
Boxers Over Briefs Boxers Over Briefs
Lord of the G-String: Femaleship of the String
A Clockwork Orgy

There's a really expensive Pirates of the Caribbean porn spoof, but it's only titled "Pirates." Fortunately, the actual movie has some absolutely hilarious scenes, such as a lesbian scene between two pirate wenches, and the male crew are all standing around drinking beer and yelling things out in the middle of the scene like, "Land Ho!" "Aaaaarg!" "Three cheers for the wenches!" "Buckle her down!" "Heave Ho!" "God save the wenches!" and "Slap that aaaaarrrrrrrse!"
05/11/2009
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Quote:
Originally posted by Boxers Over Briefs
Lord of the G-String: Femaleship of the String
A Clockwork Orgy

There's a really expensive Pirates of the Caribbean porn spoof, but it's only titled "Pirates." Fortunately, the actual movie has some absolutely hilarious ... More
Pirates was actually not bad and while I think it was riding in the coat tails of POTC's popularity, I don't know it it falls into the funny spoof titles.
05/12/2009
Boxers Over Briefs Boxers Over Briefs
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
Pirates was actually not bad and while I think it was riding in the coat tails of POTC's popularity, I don't know it it falls into the funny spoof titles.
Yeah, I know it doesn't belong here, but I just wanted to share because it had some moments which made me laugh so hard it hurt.
05/12/2009
Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
How could I forget Re-Penetrator?! I actually bought that one, as I love the original and it seemed to funny to pass up.

Some others:
Schinder's Fist
The Postman Only Rims Twice
ET: The Extra-Testical
The Sexorcist
"The Postman Only Rims Twice"

Ok, for some reason, that one's *really* got me laughing! These are older titles, but you can't miss Throbbin Hood and SinfulRella.
06/26/2009
Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by That Weird Guy
ET: Extra Testicle...

Does the guy in the movie have 3 testicles and an epic cum shot or something.. LOL
That ET :Extra Testicle thing is hysterical
12/26/2009
Miss Jane Miss Jane
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
A Few More:

On Golden Blonde
Wet Dream on Elm Street
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Buffy the Vampire Layer
Okay I have to see this "Buffy the Vampire Layer" one lol.
12/27/2009
Sammi Sammi
A new one that's supposedly coming out is "Tiger's Wood"
12/27/2009
Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
A new one that's supposedly coming out is "Tiger's Wood"
Oh, i heard about that, a local radio guy was talking about it haha
12/27/2009
TristanPaws TristanPaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
There are some good ones out there. What's your favorite spoof title?

My faves are:
Edward Penishands
The Texas Dildo Massacre
The Sperminator
My favorite is definitely Edward Penishands, but the Lord of the Rings spoof was great too.
05/23/2012
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