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01/16/2012
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momma22js momma22js
no I have thought about it though
01/16/2012
Ansley Ansley
Supercalifragilisticex pialidocious
01/16/2012
penumbra penumbra
when bottoming in public venues and demos, particularly with tops new to me, I use 'lawsuit.' I have yet to have anyone not stop when they heard that word, regardless of thier focus and attention.
01/21/2012
CrystaCat CrystaCat
We should
01/21/2012
ViVix ViVix
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Originally posted by Badass
anyone ever try a silly safety word?
My luck I'd make one up instead of the usual, and then I'd forget it! LOL
01/23/2012
Badass Badass
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Originally posted by Ansley
Supercalifragilisticex pialidocious
LOL, i have used fruit names... but I really like your idea!
01/24/2012
moments-in-time moments-in-time
While I do have a friend who jokingly says her safeword is "pineapple pineapple pineapple" in rapid succession, I actually think that the safest way to use these signals is to settle on something simple. "Red" and "yellow" have pretty clear meanings (stop and proceed cautiously). I am not saying those are your only options...penumbra's "lawsuit" is a great example of what to use when playing with new people. I just don't think that, when a bottom has reached their limit, they're going to be able to remember anything complicated (or silly).
01/24/2012
samanthalynn samanthalynn
nope
01/25/2012
Missmarc Missmarc
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Originally posted by penumbra
when bottoming in public venues and demos, particularly with tops new to me, I use 'lawsuit.' I have yet to have anyone not stop when they heard that word, regardless of thier focus and attention.
wow, that's a really good one
01/25/2012
arduous arduous
We use the standard red/yellow, but murder is the one that gets used the most. The problem I've found with a lot of the silly ones people use is that they break up the scene too much, unless you make a lot of effort to use it creatively.

Love penumbra's suggestion of 'lawsuit'.
01/25/2012
LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
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Originally posted by moments-in-time
While I do have a friend who jokingly says her safeword is "pineapple pineapple pineapple" in rapid succession, I actually think that the safest way to use these signals is to settle on something simple. "Red" and ... More
Lol!
01/28/2012
CreamySweet CreamySweet
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Originally posted by Badass
anyone ever try a silly safety word?
Cotton candy That's ours.
01/28/2012
te te
Not yet.
01/29/2012
In Between Soliloquies In Between Soliloquies
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Originally posted by Badass
anyone ever try a silly safety word?
Yeah, things like "apricot" or "muskrat" come to mind. We don't do too much that requires safe words, though, so I often forget them and we have to invent new ones almost every time!
01/29/2012
oneeyedoctopus oneeyedoctopus
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Originally posted by Badass
anyone ever try a silly safety word?
porpoise
02/04/2012
Amelia Stone Amelia Stone
We use banana now... it came about when a couldn't remember the word and out of nowhere I shouted banana. He burst out laughing and we've used it ever since.
02/04/2012
going4the23feel going4the23feel
my safe-word is "blueberry-pancakes"
02/04/2012
Nice to Eat you Nice to Eat you
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Originally posted by Badass
anyone ever try a silly safety word?
I forgot the conditioner, that it.
02/06/2012
Kayla&JJ ♥ Kayla&JJ ♥
Mine is Oklahoma. Lol
02/07/2012
dks210 dks210
Quote:
Originally posted by penumbra
when bottoming in public venues and demos, particularly with tops new to me, I use 'lawsuit.' I have yet to have anyone not stop when they heard that word, regardless of thier focus and attention.
Hahaha that's clever. I should remember that one.
02/20/2012
Megan Jean Megan Jean
Bananna, because of a certain Whitest Kids U Know sketch.
02/20/2012
Vanessa Weiss Vanessa Weiss
We're boring, and just use "Safeword."
02/20/2012
Swish Swish
lawsuit and murder those are good ones, the last one i think we said, but never used was, fladoodle
02/20/2012
SomeGirl SomeGirl
Once upon a time it was "armadillo." Now its "fuzzy octopus"
02/20/2012
cottonxcandy cottonxcandy
Our safe word is also banana and I didn't even equate it to the Whitest Kids You Know until just now. That's awesome.
02/23/2012
NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
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Originally posted by Ansley
Supercalifragilisticex pialidocious
lol seriously? My partner and I are brainstorming a lighthearted "stop" or "slow down" word and we want it to be completely detached from our public lives. It's more difficult that we expected. Any suggestions? We tried Spanish because we are fluent-ish, but it got weird.
03/02/2012
P'Gell P'Gell
We have a Safe Word, but usually he can tell from my tone and I can tell from his tone or body movements (Doms sometimes need to stop, too) when something is too much.

Last night, he was getting too aggressive with the anal probe and I gently touched his hand.... nothing. So, I finally did have to say, "Not so hard." Then, I had to really let him know it was getting into "bad hurting territory." Not terrible bad territory, just it was at a weird angle and I wanted him to change it. He did and after that it was amazing.

We know each other really well, so usually he can tell from my tone when to slow down or stop. I guess last night he was really into it and I had to stress the Safe Word.
03/02/2012
PirateofPenance PirateofPenance
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Originally posted by penumbra
when bottoming in public venues and demos, particularly with tops new to me, I use 'lawsuit.' I have yet to have anyone not stop when they heard that word, regardless of thier focus and attention.
That is beautiful.

I said "chicken nuggets" once, I think.. I had made chicken nuggets for my girlfriend's birthday and it was the first thing that popped into my head.
03/02/2012
blixa blixa
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Originally posted by penumbra
when bottoming in public venues and demos, particularly with tops new to me, I use 'lawsuit.' I have yet to have anyone not stop when they heard that word, regardless of thier focus and attention.
That's both hilarious and extremely useful.
03/08/2012
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